Title: "School Project"

Chapter: 7 – Two Idiots and a Baby

Author: Uke

Rating: T

Pairing(s): Ryo x Edo (Zane x Aster), Manjyome x Shou (Chazz x Syrus), Johan x Judai (Jesse x Jaden)

Genre: Humor, crack, and romance.

A/N: Lulz, what am I doing here?! 8D You guys never thought I was gonna update this again, huh? Well I was looking at how many requests I have to get done…*cough* 4 or 5…*cough* and I figured before I work on those I should update this. xD The last time I updated this was July 1st, WTF. xDDD;; At least you guys didn't have to wait exactly a year, right? ;D Anyway, I'm SO sorry for the wait…I'm just so lazy and unmotivated. ;o; But I WILL WILL WILL get this story finished someday if it's the last thing I do! *flail* So please be patient with me as you all have been and I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! Special thanks to Larissa [Doomed to be Uke AND Seme] for the title name of this chapter. :3

Warning(s): Shounen-ai (BOY x BOY romance), sexual themes, cursing, crack, EXTEMELY gay and heterophobic boys, and OOC-ness.

Disclaimer: If I owned Yugioh GX, Shou would constantly have various penis shaped, vibrating, pleasurable objects in his body. Now does he? That should answer your questions.

There was complete silence in the room, and it seemed as though time had completely stopped. Even through the open window, the sounds of passing cars and the footsteps of the people walking on the sidewalk couldn't be heard. Johan and Judai's breaths seemed to be totally gone, nearly ending their heartbeats as well.

Instead, the two boys continued staring at each other, not a single sound apparent between the two. "Juuchan…?" Started Johan, as his consciousness slowly came back into focus. "Yes, Johan?" Said Judai as his breathing slowly became normal again. "We really shouldn't have done that…" Judai gulped as he stared out the window, straining his eyes to try and see some trace of their "baby". He gave just a silent nod, the reality of what had just happened slowly sinking in.

"Johan…" Judai started to make a really sad face as he looked up at the bluenette. "D-did…did we kill Ruby? Ruby's dead!?" Johan's eyes widened and he flailed slightly; hating the sight of Judai's saddened expression. "N-no!!" He said, forcing a smile. "A-at least…I don't think so… He can't be! We couldn't have killed Ruby!!" He wanted to try and be sure and strong for Judai, but for the first time even he wasn't certain about their situation. He sniffed, "…Right?"

Judai sniffed as well, nodding quickly. "R-right!! All we did was try to let Ruby fly like a birdie. It was an honest mistake!! I'm sure a lot of real parents make that mistake too!!" Judai's response made Johan feel confident and he began to smile. "Judai-chan! You're so smart!!" Judai's eyes lit up at the compliment. His confidence became raised as well, "I AM!" He said in an excited voice. "Look at superman! He could fly! And besides, I heard on the news before that a father through his kid out the window. It wouldn't be on the news if it were a sad story! I'm sure the baby lived!" Johan smiled brightly, agreeing with every word his naïve and idiotic boyfriend was saying. "I KNOW that baby lived!! And because Ruby-chan is magical, he had to have lived too! I think that everything's alright!"

Excited, Judai pumped his fists in the air. "YEAH!! So everything's okay!" Johan grinned, high fiving the brunette. "Let's go outside and get Ruby!! I'm sure he's sitting on the curb and waiting for us right now!" Judai giggled, "I bet he's gonna tease us for taking so long!!" Johan giggled in agreement, and quickly grabbed Judai's hand. "HURRY!! We don't want to keep our Ruby waiting too long!!" Running forward, the two boys rushed out of the house quicker than anyone would have expected.

As they walked out from their front door, they immediately began looking around. "Do you see Ruby?" Asked Johan. Judai looked around some more, "No…" He said with a pout. "Where could he be, where could he be?!" Johan, taking charge as a father figure, started looking around even more, quite determinedly. Hearing wheels on the pavement, he heard the sound of a stroller going by, a small baby inside of it, chewing on the ear of a stuffed bunny.

Without even comprehending that the baby was blonde with blue eyes and definitely NOT plastic, Johan's eyes lit up. "JUDAI!! I FOUND RUBY!! THAT LADY IS TAKING HIM AWAY!!" Judai gasped, looking at the stroller. "Why would she do that!? Johan-kun!! We have to stop her!!" Without even a nod, the two boys ran forward, stopping in front of the poor woman's stroller, their arms held out wide. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" The two said in unison.

The woman was stopped short; she hadn't been expecting such an interruption during her walk. She stared at the boys for a moment and then tilted her head to the side, "Um…excuse me…can I help you two?"

Johan glared, "YEAH you can help us!" He said, putting his hands on his hips. Judai folded his arms, "You can help us!" He repeated. Johan pointed, "That's OUR baby!! You can't take him away from us!" Judai flailed, "Our baby, our baby!"

The woman slowly began developing the most confused face she probably ever had to make. "Uh…what? I'm sorry, I have no idea what you two are talking about… This is MY child. I didn't take her from anyone."

Johan continued to glare, "Uh huh, LIKLEY story! Nice try…but Ruby's a BOY!!" He smirked, feeling rather accomplished. "Now hand him over!" Judai smirked up at his lover, "Good one, Johan-kun! Chu're so smart!"

The woman's confused expression slowly turned into that of a blank one. "Congrats to you two… But that doesn't change my child's gender. She's a girl, and NOT yours. Now please leave me alone." Johan pouted, "Are you SURE that's a girl?" The woman's eyes narrowed, "Should I prove it to you?" Judai flailed, "EW!! NO!! Don't make her show us!! I don't want to see!!" Johan put his arm around the brunette to comfort him, "Don't worry, I won't…" He sighed and just walked out of the woman's way, leading Judai out of the way as well. "Fine, fine…you get away with it THIS time, lady! But don't let me see you looking at our kid when we find him!"

The woman just walked past them, not even looking at them for a second more. "Trust me, I won't…weird kids…" She mumbled, shaking her head.

Clearly the woman had never walked past their house before. The neighbors were already used to dealing with the two "clones" and their daily antics. Why exactly were the two living on their own together anyway? Didn't anyone know it was dangerous to leave them unsupervised?

Judai blinked and looked up at Johan, "Johan, you weren't very friendly to her!! That's not very like chu!" Johan glared at the woman's direction, "That's because…" His expression grew darker,

"She didn't like rainbows."

Judai gasped and covered his mouth, knowing very well about Johan's strange and concerning rainbow addiction. Even he knew it was best not to ask how Johan gathered this information or why it bothered him so much. He decided to just leave it the way it was.

"An-anyway…" Judai looked around again with a pout. "If that wasn't Ruby, then where IS he? We saw where he fell, didn't he? Unless…DID he fly?!" Johan's eyes widened, actually considering the thought. But before he could make some dumb comment about the mechanical baby being magical and having the powers to fly about as it pleased, he heard a very familiar sound.

The annoying cry of a fake baby.

His eyes widened, "JUDAI! Do you hear that!?" Judai cocked his head to the side, "Hear what?" Johan flailed, "LISTEN!"

The two boys brought their hands to their ears, listening out to their surroundings. Now that they were paying attention, the sound was clearer now. Almost louder.

Judai looked down the alleyway beside their house and pointed. "Johan-kun! It's coming from this direction!! I'm sure of it!!" After rushing forward; there, lying in a shrub, was Ruby.

Johan picked it up, smiling happily. "Ruby-chan! Ruby-chan! We thought we lost you forever!" He hugged the mechanical baby closely. Judai smiled as well, bouncing up and down with excitement. "You really worried us there!! We thought you ran away or were kidnapped!"

Johan blinked, "Juuchan…how did Ruby end up here, anyway? We threw him directly out the window and we saw him go straight down…he wasn't able to fly, we were sure of that! Unless…" The two boys looked at each other, their eyes widening, "MAYBE RUBY DID FLY!! AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT!"

In actuality, it was the wind that carried the mechanical baby to the bushes. The natural wind outside and the force from the speed of the "baby" being tossed caused the mechanical child to be pushed in a curved direction, causing it to land beside where it was originally aimed for.

However, no amount of explaining would cause the two boys to understand that. And putting everything aside, it was STILL a miracle that the thing came back in one piece. Yes, it was dirty, its clothes were ripped, and it had scratches and marks all over its plastic body; but it wasn't broken. And despite everything, it was STILL crying.

Judai giggled as he looked at the "baby" in Johan's arms. "Y'know, I never thought I'd be THIS happy to hear it crying!!" Johan laughed and nodded, "Me neither!! It sure is a relieving sound right now, isn't it?" "Mhm!" Agreed Judai as they both stared at the crying "baby". After a moment of rare quiet, Johan frowned. "But…Juuchan, Ruby seemed to be crying since the moment we got him! What are we going to do? We still haven't figured out what he wanted…"

Judai frowned as well, nodding sadly. "You're right…I feel really bad… I don't want Ruby-chan to still be sad!! After all we tried to do for him…" Johan stared closely at the mechanical baby, "There has to be something that we're not thinking of! It's probably so obvious too!!"

"Hm…" As Judai's eyes trained downwards in thought, he noticed the colorful baby keys in Johan's back pocket. A light bulb seemed to have lit up in Judai's mind because almost instantly he reached for them, pulling the keys out. Johan blinked, "Judai?" Judai smiled up at the bluenette, dangling the keys in his hand. "Let's try the keys again! This is supposed to make Ruby stop crying, right?" A light bulb went off in Johan's mind as well. He smiled and nodded, "You're right! The magical keys! Try the 'play' one!! Ruby has been outside all alone for a long time, he probably got really bored!"

Nodding at Johan's suggestion, Judai pulled the "play" key free from the collection. After Johan lifted Ruby's shirt and almost too-gently turned him around, Judai put the key into the slot on the "baby's" back. Almost instantly, like magic, the "baby" stopped crying.

Johan's eyes slowly widened, and then Judai's did as well. "How…" Started Johan, "…did that work?" finished Judai.

Judai flailed, "We tried the 'play' key before, remember!? We tried all of the keys and Ruby wouldn't stop crying!! So why did it work now!? What did we do differently!?"

At first Johan seemed just as shocked as Judai, but slowly he began realizing what was going on. "Wait…maybe it's not about just finding the right key, but doing it in the right order." Judai paused before slowly understanding. "Ohhhhh…so THAT'S what we were doing wrong."

Johan shook his head, "Either way…" He smiled down at Judai, holding Ruby tightly in just one arm so he could hug Judai tightly with the other. "You did good! You got Ruby-chan to stop crying!" Judai blushed slightly but quickly shook his head, "Nu uh!! It wasn't me!! YOU were the one that told me what key to try!! I wouldn't have figured that out if it wasn't for you! If it was up to me I would try the 'food' key again because I'm starving!"

Johan laughed slightly and hugged Judai closer, "But it wasn't all me, either. We both stopped making Ruby cry…together."

Wrapping his arms tightly around Johan with a smile, Judai snuggled against the bluenette looking at the mechanical baby in a loving manner. "Maybe…we make good parents after all." Practically beaming, Johan nodded, "Of course we do, Juuchan! We're the bestest parents ever!! And I wouldn't want to be a daddy with anyone else!"

Brown eyes glistening, Judai leaned up to meet Johan's lips in a sweet and loving kiss. With the condition that their "baby" was in they surely wouldn't get anywhere close to a good grade, but at least they tried. Their actions and motivation was enough, if not, just adorable on its own.

Thank god that wasn't a real baby.

-END-

A/N: Alrighty, as far as the humor factor goes this isn't that great or that strongly written but none of the chapters in this really are. It's crack, take it as it is. xD Johan and Judai are always fun to write, I'm proud of myself for FINALLY getting this chapter up!! :DD I hope you guys liked it even a little bit, and it was even SLIGHTLY worth the wait. ^^; Reviews are very much appreciated, so don't stop loving me just because I'm the laziest authoress in the world. D:

There's only one or two more chapters left of this. I WILL get it done and hopefully it WILL be soon!! Now, if you're one of the people who have given a request for me, I beg for your continued patience. Those are next on my to-do list, I swear. Hopefully if everything goes according to plan there should be some heavy updating this week!! W00t, w00t!