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The Queen of Clowns
Chapter 3
Harry woke up and surveyed the current predicament that he was in. He was now tied up to his own wooden chair hanging by a piece of rope out of his window about ten stories up. He twisted the chair round with the help of the wind to face his captor. Casey was sat like a frog with her knees going out in different directions. She stared at him with those dark eyes as if she was scrutinizing every moment he made.
"Ah good you're awake!" she said her voice was the higher equivalent to the Joker's and was almost certainly put on.
"What do you want Casey?"
"I think you know Harry"
"What? What is it? Is it money? Is it? 'cause if you untie me I can got get money and….."
"Oh shut your trap Harry! You said only fifteen minuets ago what you wanted!"
"You were watching that!" Harry asked in amazment, wishing that he had his notebook on him.
Casey suddenly stood up and pulled the rope that was tied up beside her. Feeling the momentum of the chair being pulled towards her, Harry's mouth started to dry out.
"I certainly was, so here I am doctor!" She swung him out again so he felt like he was on a gigantic swing dangling over Gotham city. A few moments and lots of screams later a dizzy Harry noticed a dark shadow that Casey had not noticed behind her. The Batman. Who signalled for Harry to keep her talking.
"So Miss Casey how's life treating you?" Harry asked. Casey looked at him puzzled.
"Why do you ask?"
"I'm just interested that's all"
"There's someone behind me isn't there!"
Casey turned around quickly just in time to dodge Batman's punch and run back into the room.
"I was wondering when you were going to come Batman" Casey panted as the Batman lunged for her.
"Now, now Batsy, do you really want me to blow Doctor Cossack's brains out?" Casey asked, producing a gun out of her pocket and pointing it at Harry's head.
"Casey please put the gun down; you don't want to do this. The Joker has hurt you, I can tell that, but it doesn't have to be like this" pleaded Batman.
"No you're right; it doesn't" Casey said sadly. She turned around and jumped. She felt the air rushing through her hair and heard it through he ears. She was so ready for the impact when suddenly she stopped falling. She looked up and saw a piece of wire with a bat on the end of it entwined around her leg. She was being hoisted up by Batman. She looked at him with squinted eyes as he said "Casey the Queen of Clowns I'm arresting you on the suspicion of kidnap and attempted murder."
Five hours later and the Joker was sitting in the rec room watching the news whilst twisting a knife blade through his fingers, when a picture of Casey came up on the small television screen. "Gotham's second most wanted criminal was captured and delivered to the police earlier today by none other than the caped crusader, the Batman, no reports yet of what Commissioner Gordon will question her about."
The Joker stood up and called down the stairs "fire the SUV up boys we're going out"
Gotham Police Station
Casey had been in the interrogation room for over an hour now and no one had actually come in. All there was and almost ever could be her, a table, a lamp, another chair and her thoughts. She knew that this was the, or one very much like the one the Joker had been in. Finely the door opened and in stepped Commissioner Gordon with a pack of case notes and a steaming mug of coffee. "You know what Commissioner? I'm getting the strange sense of déjà vu "
"Where is the Joker Casey?"
Casey laughed a cruel cold laugh that sent chills down Jim Gordon's spine, she was an exact copy of the Joker if he was a female and that scared him.
"Why would I tell you that?" said Casey
"So, you do know"
"I wouldn't say that. The Joker is a very unpredictable man he could be anywhere, he could even be right behind you"
Commissioner Gordon looked quickly behind him causing Casey to laugh again "Oh, Commissioner, if you looked up the word gullible in the dictionary your name would be the definition."
Unshaken Jim Gordon asked "ok let's try another one, where is Cassiopeia Jenner?"
"Cassiopeia Jenner is dead; she was causing too much trouble for my boss so she had to go"
"Did you kill her?"
"I'd like to think that it was a joint effort between my boss and me"
"Where's the body?"
"I don't know"
"Ok Casey I'm gonna give you three hours in the holding cell and then you are coming straight in her and you are going to tell me where the Joker is and what you have done with Cassiopeia Jenner's body. Thanks to you I have to go and tell her parents the bad news"
"I look forward to it Commissioner!" Casey called after him.