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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chapter five is up, soz for the long wait I had a lot on. GCSE'S and writers block, you know how it is.

Disclaimer:

I do not own anything to do with the Joker, the Dark Knight, DC comics or Gotham City. I do own Casey and Cassie as they are the same person!

This is all fan made! :)

Please READ and REVIEW. NICE reviews though!

Chapter 5

Casey sat in the driver's seat with her face fixed on the road at all times. She was trying to think of where to go as the Joker hadn't told them of a specific location. Then she remembered.

A couple of nights ago Casey had done some extra, what she liked to call, gathering of ideas. She had waited until the Joker was out doing something which she had no idea what and had sped off on her motorbike to a favourite club that the mob members assembled to discuss business.

She had secured a job as a waitress to the mob and listened in to their conversations as much as she could.

Casey had discovered that the mob had employed a new man, not to take out the Batman as she once thought, but to take out the Joker and they would meet tonight to give him a briefing.

Casey intended to stop this from going on. She wouldn't let herself think that she was only doing this because she was in love withhim; no she was doing it because with out the Joker the mob would probably in time kill the rest of the gang and possibly kill her too or the Batman would find her and into Arkham she would go. A doctor in her own ex workplace! How humiliating would that be!

Suddenly realizing that she was going the wrong way, Casey turned the van violently onto the other side of the street causing a mini car crash and the Joker to laugh insanely right next to her.

She parked out the back got out and let the others out "wait here till I give the signal" said she

"Which is?" asked Bozo,

"Erm, it will be me laughing" said Casey hurriedly after she had run up to the wall, grabbed hold of the window ledge and crawled through the window. "Who wants a game of cards?" asked Bozo as the other gang members jumped back inside and the Joker started throwing one of his knifes at a notice board he found.

Back inside Casey had thrown on her uniform and put on a mask that fitted her face perfectly, like as second skin.

It depicted a face of a woman. She then proceeded out the door. Casey made her way through the packed cub with booming techno music blaring out.

It was so loud that was making her ears hurt. On her way over to the mob's door she stopped off at the bar and grabbed a tray of drinks that had been ordered by the mob, took a deep breath and walked through the sound proof door.

The room she had just entered was brightly lit with a big black table in the centre. As luck would have it, all the mob bosses were sitting around the same table, discussing the Joker.

"So boys I hear, Delto, has a solution to the crazed clown that calls himself, the Joker." Announced one of the guys on the right of Casey.

The guy called Deltostood up. He had short black hair that was spiked up at the tips. He was smoking a large cigar that filled the whole room with smoke. Compared to the others, Delto was definitely the youngest.

"I have found the perfect person to get rid of the Joker, they are the best of the best, they will do whatever we tell them to do and they will not go against us like the Joker did, they are called the Blond Assassin and here they come now."

Casey, who had been serving the drinks up to now and listening to the conversion, stopped, pricked her ears up and stood in a corner totally invisible to the other members who were all concentrating their tiny brains on Delto.

The door on the opposite side to Casey opened and in stepped a blonde woman in a leather corset, leather miniskirt and black leather boots. Casey inwardly gasped. It was her cousin, Carly standing right in front of her holding a, hold on, was that a machine gun?

"She's a woman!" exclaimed one of the men,

"Yes, very well observed" answered Delto "but I can assure you, that she is very well trained and…"

"I think I can talk for myself, Delto" said Carly in her thick Australian accent.

That was the difference between Casey and Carly's family. Their dad's, who where brothers, obviously, both started out life living in Washington DC but when they both married Casey's dad moved to Gotham whereas Carly's dad moved to Melbourne, Australia.

"So" asked another man at the end of the table "what's in it for you?"

"My cousin was captured by the Joker, Cassiopeia Jenner, I'd like her back. If she's dead, the Joker will have the devil to pay" answered Carly

"How do you propose to kill him?"

"By any means necessary"

Casey couldn't help it; her cousin had never been so serious before, and due to Casey's mental health being almost non existent she howled with laughter.

Everyone turned round immediately after they heard Casey laugh.

"Who are you?" asked Delto

"Oh well, you'd better know hadn't you" said Casey taking off her mask careful not to smudge her makeup.

"It's Casey the Queen of Clowns!" exclaimed someone at the back

"Where's the Joker?" asked Delto

"You, uh, called" came the Joker's voice from behind Casey.

"Where's my cousin clown!" shouted Carly running forward and grabbed the Joker by his coat.

"Who?" asked the Joker earning him a kick in his ribs which he laughed off "a little fight in ya, I like that, you remind me of someone, you know beautiful and you are beautiful, you could learn a thing or two from her Casey"

Suddenly Delto took a gun out from his jacket and shot it at the Joker.

It, however narrowly missed. "Now do you really think you should, uh, be doing THAT Delto?" Said the Joker showing the inside of his jacket revealing loads of explosives with the cord read to pull in his gloved fingers. "Now I will be taking miss feisty here and you lot will not stop me or" his voice soared with excitement "boom bye-bye"

He led the way out the door with Casey following in his wake holding a struggling Carly by her side.


Oh btw, there's a song I think you should listen to, Gorgeous by Idina Menzel. I think it describes the relationship between Casey and the Joker perfectly. So what do you all think about the introduction of Carly. Please can you give me suggesting on how to improve it. NICE ones tho or I'll set the Joker on you. Not any of the stuff I received on the first one. That wasn't v nice ! *gives evil looks* yes you know who you are!

love

Elphaba & the Joker (probably not love from the Joker just chaos)

P.S. I'm going to shut up now as I'm rabmbling