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Wooooooo chapter six is up, here is a little festive section for your enjoyment

Merry Christmas!

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I do not own anything to do with the Joker, the Dark Knight, DC comics or Gotham City. I do own Casey and Cassie as they are the same person!

This is all fan made! :)

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The Queen of Clowns

Chapter 6

Casey paced the warehouse floor keeping one eye on the Joker's new hostage and one on the floor. She had been instructed to find out all that she could about Carly but so far she had been unsuccessful.

"Ok let's start again. Who are you?" she asked calmly,

"The end to the Joker!" shouted Carly for the millionth time. Casey sighed; she would have to try a different approach. Unfolding a blade from her jacket pocket, Casey walked round the back of her cousin. She crouched down behind her, put her knife to Carly's throat.

"Listen to me, you little slut," she said "don't think because, I'm under instructions to get information from you, that I would give a second thought into killing you. So I think it may be best if you keep on my good side ok?"

Carly whimpered in reply as Casey was pressing the knife into her throat very hard and it was starting to bleed.

"So, what's your name?" asked Casey, scaring even herself on how much she had just sounded like the Joker.

"Carly Jenner"

Casey was so tempted to say "are you the real Batman?" like the Joker did a while back but she restrained herself.

"Why, do you want to kill the Joker?"

"I already told you back in the club! Are you dumb or something?"

"Now, now. Manners Carly" commented Casey pressing the knife harder into her throat.

"To rescue my cousin" replied Carly her voice very strained by the amount of pressure Casey was putting on it.

"What makes your think that the Joker has your cousin?"

"I came over here as a surprise for her and when I got here I heard on the news that the Joker had taker her as a hostage. I was devastated and….."

"ENOUGH! " Shouted Casey unexpectedly. She withdrew her knife and ran off towards her room with Carly shouting at her "do you know where she is?"

Slamming the door behind her, Casey ran into her room, launched herself onto her bed and began to sob into her covers. There was a soft knock at the door and in came Chuckles, the newest recruit to the Joker's gang, he had only started a day ago.

"What is it?" he asked closing the door behind him.

"It's nothing I'm just being silly" Casey replied.

"Fine, the boss wants to see you"

"Ok I'm coming."

She got up and followed Chuckles out the door and to the Joker's room next door.

An hour later Casey emerged from the Joker's room looking like she had been dragged through a hedge backwards a number of times, complete with the cuts she would have received from the thorns. She hadn't obviously been dragged through a bush; she had just been through one of the Joker's favourite forms of punishment; mindless violence.

Casey hurried back into the bathroom, reapplied her makeup and began to walk past the rec room when she heard music being played from the bashed up stereo. It was 'Step Into Christmas 'by Elton John.

"Why is that playing on the radio?" asked Casey

"Don't you know the date? It's Christmas Eve!" replied Chuckles who was in the room at the time.

"How can it be Christmas Eve and I don't know, when I went to see Harry he didn't have a tree!"

"Not everyone has a tree Casey" pointed out Chuckles."I mean look at us, we don't. No wonder you forgot what day it was"

"Right that settles it then, Chuckles, can I trust you to do something for me?"

"Depends on what it is" he said leaning on the wall

"Keep the Joker busy and out of my way. I'm going to brighten this place up!"

"Ooo, I don't know, I might be busy doing something else" Chuckles stated

Casey grabbed him by the throat and began to strangle him "listen mate, don't think just because I'm a girl, I'm not as dangerous as the Joker, got it?"

Chuckles nodded his head so Casey let him go and ran out the room.

She ran into the warehouse floor room. "Come on, you and I are going Christmas shopping" she said uniting Carly.

"Why do I have to come?" Carly asked

"Because I said so, and I'm sure you'd rather spend time with me then with a psychopathic clown and his mates"

Well you're not much different thought Carly as she let herself be dragged along by Casey.

"Oh and just so you don't run away" began Casey as she produced a pair of silver hand cuffs which were a little different to normal ones. This pair had a metal chain between then that was a meter long so one person could wear one handcuff and the other could wear the other one and they wouldn't get in each others way too much. Such was the story with Casey and Carly as Casey put on half on and put Carly in the other one.

She then led her to the SUV and drove off.

They arrived at a huge department store just outside of Gotham and Casey dragging Carly along with her she stepped through the Threshold and fired her trusty handgun that her dad had bought her many years ago, into the air. The department store went deathly silent except for the whispers asking whether she was the Joker or not.

"Now listen, folks and listen well you" she said pointing to a acne ridden sixteen year old boy who's name badge proclaimed him to be called Danny "are to go and get me the tallest tree you have, lights to fit it, every decoration you sell in the colours green and purple and bring it outside to my car in no less than ten minuets or every single one of you will get blown to pieces" she made good of his threat by placing none of the Joker's homemade bombs in the doorway.

Ten minuets later Casey was sitting on the bonnet of the car as she saw Danny and some other people carry out a twelve foot tree and six boxes of green and purple decorations.

"Good, well done it wasn't that hard now was it Danny?" she said mockingly as they somehow loaded the tree and the decorations into the car.

She got into the car and began to drive off. She got as far as the exit to the main road until the Batman jumped onto off her car causing her to stop and swear at him.

He got down and dragged her out of the car dragging Carly out too.

Casey got up and punched him in the face got up and did the same. This sort of thing went on of ages until Casey had knocked him down and sat on him. "NOW NOW Batsy, you really need to control that temper of yours, I was just out doing some Christmas shopping with my friend here and you spoil all the fun!" said Casey very out of breath. "If you hadn't of bothered none would of died"

"No one is dead" replied Batman

"Are your really sure about that Batsy, welcome to the world of Anarchy!" she screamed as she pressed the detonator and the department store gave an almighty boom.

"I'm gonna miss you Batsy, goodbye, go on save the lives of all those poor defenceless people from Casey the Queen of Clowns! Go on!" She laughed like the crazed clown she was and drove off again.

Three hours later the Joker returned from robbing a bank. He entered the Warehouse and was greeted with the unfamiliar sight of a Christmas grotto, a huge tree with loads of green and purple baubles, presents, a fairy in the shape of a fake dead Batman, and music blaring out of a huge stereo.

Casey was standing in the middle of a huge crowd of his associates on a big wooden stage she was just finishing singing Santa baby by Eartha Kitt.

"CASEY! We need to talk now!" he shouted

"Let's talk now, shall we" she said still on the stage a crazed look in her eyes.

"In what world did you think I'd like this?"

"I thought it would make you happy" said Casey sadly

"Well guess again beautiful I want this down TOMORROW! Got it!"

"YES!" shouted Casey in a almost perfect impression of the Joker.

A/N

Once again Merry Christmas this will be my last entry as I will be busy with other things until next year so Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Love (and chaos from the Joker)

Elphaba & the Joker

xxxxx