"Stay away from my son!" I hear mom shout. I snap out of my daze and jump out of the car with Gower's limp body in my arms. And see something even weirder than Gower's legs. A fifteen foot tall bull, his only article of clothing is a pair of tighty whitey underwear. Mom is swinging a muffler at him. The last time I checked, Greek Myths were that, myths.
"Pherse! Get to the hill!" She shouts, "if he runs at you! Jump out of the way! It is hard for him to turn fast!" She adds out of breath. She turns away from the Minotaur and starts sprinting towards the hill, which has a large oak tree at its peak. I throw Gower over my shoulder, and mom turns around and helps carry him also. But the Minotaur is gaining. We get to the top of the hill, and the Minotaur grabs Mom in his fist, crushing her to death. Then she explodes into a plume of gold powder. I instantly feel like sobbing.
"Pherse! Get on the other side of the tree!" Gower shouts in my ear. I run to the tree, leaning Gower against it.
"Ok Mr. Minotaur! Time to meet your maker!" I shout, whipping out my kopis, throwing all of my anger into the words.
"Minotaur? Who?" He billows in a giant voice. His face looks really confused for a bull.
"You! You idiot!" I throw a rock at him.
"My name is Thevrumines! Not Minotaur!" He seems genuinely angry at this. And I have no idea what he is talking about. I charge, slashing the air with my sword, he runs right at me. I spring out of the way and he busts his head into an invisible wall, throwing himself backwards on his back. Something seems to be tugging at my brain, because I jump at him and snap off one of his ivory horns almost automatically. He bellows and kicks me backwards into a tree. His giant hoof knocking my ribs into my chest. But somehow, I get up, throwing myself onto his stomach, driving the horn into his heart. I fall back down after that, and black out.