NOTICE: This is the last of the mostly fluff and humor as here comes part two in which it has the bitter and slightly hilarious irony.
Hiding under the bed.
After a few months of the con, Eliot was leaving for the last time to wrap up his great prank. Parker with her gullibility, berated the hitter everyday with a new question that he didn't really know the answer to. That and her constant dog jokes and Hardison's slightly fearful expression around him, Eliot could only take this one last time. He was going to go out there and stop, but this time he was going to pick up his earbud (that Parker kept rearranging so he'd never find it) and reveal to Parker that he wasn't really a werewolf and she was played the whole time. Eliot will admit that it was hard getting around Sophie and Nate's suspicions, but it was worth it for this final night. Eliot did his normal routine and when he got to the center of the forest, he waited and waited and when he was supposed to "change" he spoke low, voice full of mockery in the earbud.
"Next time you accuse me of something Parker, make sure I won't try to get you back for it. See you when I get back to the apartment. You too Hardison."
Eliot felt that was a good enough response as he would milk the rest when he got back. -