Disclaimer: Naruto is the intellectual and money-making property of Masashi Kishimoto, not me.

Author's Note: I apologize for how long it took me to update this, but as you will see this is 0ne) a boring exposition chapter, 2) sucks beyond all reason (I apologize for that, even I hate this chapter), 3) Sakura has a teeny-tiny Mary-Sue moment, 4) certain things might be able to say it hit the fan. Also I've been reading Zutara and watching Attack on Titan (NO SPOILERS IN YOUR REVIEWS), so I apologize. Also uploading was a paiin, Fanfic wasn't letting me update it in the file format I always use and so this was copy and pasted, so I apologize for that. Next chapter shouldn't suck this bad..

Yamanakas Are a Pain

Chapter Six: The Restaurant of Our Discontent

"SAKURA! WHAT THE HELL?"

Kiba wouldn't stop screaming as Sakura dragged him along by his arm. She had stopped giggling at him and complimenting his physique once they got about 50 yards away from Naruto and Hinata.

Sakura lead him into a restaurant and asked for a table for two. When the maitre'de left to get them a table Kiba ripped his arm from Sakura's grip.

"I'll ask you again," Kiba's breathing was short and rapid. He was angry. "What the hell was that?"

Sakura just smiled at him and gave him the one second finger while she looked around the restaurant as if on guard.

"Lets get inside and then I'll explain."

Kiba wasn't much of a fan of her sudden bipolar disorder, but against her strength, he figured playing along was his best bet for now. The restaurant's hostess set them down in a booth near the back per Sakura's request. Once they sat down; however, Kiba was back at asking her gently what she was doing.

"Kiba, if you ever use that kind of language toward me again I'll make it so you never talk again and remember I'm a Medical ninja, I can get creative. Now as for what I'm doing with you, I'm just moving the plan ahead a bit. Tsunade-sama didn't seem too keen on the whole mission set-up idea so I had to improvise. And don't sit there and think that Hinata wasn't a little jealous when I did that nasty crap with you."

Kiba's eyes drifted upwards remembering Hinata's tug on his sleeve and the look on her face when Sakura touched his abs... "You sexually harassed me in public! Why aren't you in jai-"

Sakura clasped her hand over Kiba's mouth. "Shut up, it was necessary for my plan. Now we know that Hinata gets jealous of you and leaving her with Naruto in a bad mood might shed a different light on him for her."

"You realize that he was shirtless when we were out of sight, right?"

"You notice Naruto's shirtless but pay no mind to Chouji. You're an idiot. Either way how did your training today go?"

"Chouji was there? Didn't notice, must have eaten some similar smelling food to Ichirakus. And as for training..."

He knew he had to duck before she went to slap him in the head.

"God you're an idiot, you tense your muscles when she's fixing them, you take off your pants to prevent her seeing through them. I don't think you are sticking to the plan and I'm gonna fix it up. I'm not going to lose that bet."

"Nice to know you're doing this from the bottom of your heart and not just for your own gain."

"If you saw the dough that was dropped into the pot you'd be doing the same. Any ways, we're here right now so we'll make the most of it. Shino."

Kiba's expression turned from anger to shock when Sakura signaled to his teammate to come up to their table.

"What're you doing here Shino?"

"He's been listening in to our conversations since Ino and I had our talk with you in the woods."

Shino looked over at Sakura, his stoic expression steady as ever, "That is impressive Sakura that you picked up on that fact. If I my ask so, how did you discover of my eavesdropping?"

Sakura shrugged, "I figured you're the type who would plant bugs on your teammates to keep track of them during a mission in case someone went missing. Also, I saw a black beetle fly past a lantern at Ichiraku's tonight by chance."

"Hmm. I seem to have underestimated your perception skills. I must work harder on my stealth capabilities it would seem. Now, as for this bet, what exactly is the prize?"

Sakura leaned over to whisper in his ears.

Shino's mouth opened at hearing the winning amount. "Put me in for 1,000 then."

"For what?"

"That this idiot will never ask Hinata out. Why? Because he is an idiot and scared of Hinata rejecting him which is a good thing to be afraid of. They will however, get married and have children. "

Kiba's shock glared at his bug-loving teammate. "Who are you calling a scaredy-cat idiot!?"

"You. And for future reference, you are in fact an idiot...a colossal one. Now what do you desire of me Sakura?"

"I'll need you to baby sit Kiba this week. Me and Ino need to get together and flesh out the plan a bit more with Shikamaru's help. Also I need to find out what Chouji's been up to and they'll help with that."

Kiba slumped down in the booth and crossed his arms and looked at the barrier, pouting. "I don't need a babysitter."

"You removed your lower garments in front of your teammate of the opposite sex in order to prevent her from seeing your engorged regions due to her near proximity to you. You have entered into a bickering match between yourself and Naruto, the person to whom she has felt an attraction to since our days at the academy. And not to mention that the last mission us three participated in you two stripped down to your undergarments in order to cross the river without remembering that you two can walk on water. Why? Because you convinced her that it would be better for you two to hide your chakra in case the enemy had a sensor despite the reports for the mission and none of our recon alluded to such a fact. As such I can conclude that you merely were being a pervert and wanted to see Hinata in such attire in order to fulfil your own personal fantasy, which in turn put you two in danger by not maintaining full mobility when possible."

Sakura looked at Kiba incredulously. "Did you really convince her to do that?"

Kiba shifted uncomfortably in his seat. "Can we just order? I'm hungry." Kiba waved his hand hoping to grab the attention of their waiter."

"Fine," Sakura said, "but you are definitely getting babysat after that revelation."

Shino looked at the two of them. Kiba eating his raw steak, chewing more than necessary, with a faint embarrassing blush coating his cheek. Sakura, eating a salad with a calm expression on her face, but her eyes determined. Shino knew he was glad he let his bug get caught. He just had wished it was Ino. She is more interesting to watch try to get her way. Sakura could be emotional in her actions but typically utilized logic, Ino rarely did in these types of situations. However, Shino has not gotten his hands on anything this interesting for awhile and he was not going to be bested by the rest of his fellow classmates.

"Shino, where's Akamaru by the way?"

Shino turned towards Kiba, "At your house. I had ran into your mother on my path home and she demanded why I had Akamaru acting as my personal ride. You may not want to return home this evening Kiba." The insect ninja inwardly smiled to himself. This was going to be interesting indeed.

Yamanakas Are a Pain

Chapter Six: The Restaurant of Our Discontent

"SAKURA! WHAT THE HELL?"

Kiba wouldn't stop screaming as Sakura dragged him along by his arm. She had stopped giggling at him and complimenting his physique once they got about 50 yards away from Naruto and Hinata.

Sakura lead him into a restaurant and asked for a table for two. When the maitre'de left to get them a table Kiba ripped his arm from Sakura's grip.

"I'll ask you again," Kiba's breathing was short and rapid. He was angry. "What the hell was that?"

Sakura just smiled at him and gave him the one second finger while she looked around the restaurant as if on guard.

"Lets get inside and then I'll explain."

Kiba wasn't much of a fan of her sudden bipolar disorder, but against her strength, he figured playing along was his best bet for now. The restaurant's hostess set them down in a booth near the back per Sakura's request. Once they sat down; however, Kiba was back at asking her gently what she was doing.

"Kiba, if you ever use that kind of language toward me again I'll make it so you never talk again and remember I'm a Medical ninja, I can get creative. Now as for what I'm doing with you, I'm just moving the plan ahead a bit. Tsunade-sama didn't seem too keen on the whole mission set-up idea so I had to improvise. And don't sit there and think that Hinata wasn't a little jealous when I did that nasty crap with you."

Kiba's eyes drifted upwards remembering Hinata's tug on his sleeve and the look on her face when Sakura touched his abs... "You sexually harassed me in public! Why aren't you in jai-"

Sakura clasped her hand over Kiba's mouth. "Shut up, it was necessary for my plan. Now we know that Hinata gets jealous of you and leaving her with Naruto in a bad mood might shed a different light on him for her."

"You realize that he was shirtless when we were out of sight, right?"

"You notice Naruto's shirtless but pay no mind to Chouji. You're an idiot. Either way how did your training today go?"

"Chouji was there? Didn't notice, must have eaten some similar smelling food to Ichirakus. And as for training..."

He knew he had to duck before she went to slap him in the head.

"God you're an idiot, you tense your muscles when she's fixing them, you take off your pants to prevent her seeing through them. I don't think you are sticking to the plan and I'm gonna fix it up. I'm not going to lose that bet."

"Nice to know you're doing this from the bottom of your heart and not just for your own gain."

"If you saw the dough that was dropped into the pot you'd be doing the same. Any ways, we're here right now so we'll make the most of it. Shino."

Kiba's expression turned from anger to shock when Sakura signaled to his teammate to come up to their table.

"What're you doing here Shino?"

"He's been listening in to our conversations since Ino and I had our talk with you in the woods."

Shino looked over at Sakura, his stoic expression steady as ever, "That is impressive Sakura that you picked up on that fact. If I my ask so, how did you discover of my eavesdropping?"

Sakura shrugged, "I figured you're the type who would plant bugs on your teammates to keep track of them during a mission in case someone went missing. Also, I saw a black beetle fly past a lantern at Ichiraku's tonight by chance."

"Hmm. I seem to have underestimated your perception skills. I must work harder on my stealth capabilities it would seem. Now, as for this bet, what exactly is the prize?"

Sakura leaned over to whisper in his ears.

Shino's mouth opened at hearing the winning amount. "Put me in for 1,000 then."

"For what?"

"That this idiot will never ask Hinata out. Why? Because he is an idiot and scared of Hinata rejecting him which is a good thing to be afraid of. They will however, get married and have children. "

Kiba's shock glared at his bug-loving teammate. "Who are you calling a scaredy-cat idiot!?"

"You. And for future reference, you are in fact an idiot...a colossal one. Now what do you desire of me Sakura?"

"I'll need you to baby sit Kiba this week. Me and Ino need to get together and flesh out the plan a bit more with Shikamaru's help. Also I need to find out what Chouji's been up to and they'll help with that."

Kiba slumped down in the booth and crossed his arms and looked at the barrier, pouting. "I don't need a babysitter."

"You removed your lower garments in front of your teammate of the opposite sex in order to prevent her from seeing your engorged regions due to her near proximity to you. You have entered into a bickering match between yourself and Naruto, the person to whom she has felt an attraction to since our days at the academy. And not to mention that the last mission us three participated in you two stripped down to your undergarments in order to cross the river without remembering that you two can walk on water. Why? Because you convinced her that it would be better for you two to hide your chakra in case the enemy had a sensor despite the reports for the mission and none of our recon alluded to such a fact. As such I can conclude that you merely were being a pervert and wanted to see Hinata in such attire in order to fulfil your own personal fantasy, which in turn put you two in danger by not maintaining full mobility when possible."

Sakura looked at Kiba incredulously. "Did you really convince her to do that?"

Kiba shifted uncomfortably in his seat. "Can we just order? I'm hungry." Kiba waved his hand hoping to grab the attention of their waiter."

"Fine," Sakura said, "but you are definitely getting babysat after that revelation."

Shino looked at the two of them. Kiba eating his raw steak, chewing more than necessary, with a faint embarrassing blush coating his cheek. Sakura, eating a salad with a calm expression on her face, but her eyes determined. Shino knew he was glad he let his bug get caught. He just had wished it was Ino. She is more interesting to watch try to get her way. Sakura could be emotional in her actions but typically utilized logic, Ino rarely did in these types of situations. However, Shino has not gotten his hands on anything this interesting for awhile and he was not going to be bested by the rest of his fellow classmates.

"Shino, where's Akamaru by the way?"

Shino turned towards Kiba, "At your house. I had ran into your mother on my path home and she demanded why I had Akamaru acting as my personal ride. You may not want to return home this evening Kiba." The insect ninja inwardly smiled to himself. This was going to be interesting indeed.