Disclaimer: Still don't own it.

A.N.: I'm sorry for the delay but, my dad had to borrow my computer for tax season, I'm getting ready to move halfway across the country and the Kibahina muse has been vacant alot lately due to the suckage of the actual manga, which is why this chapter is short. In other news, I'm planning a Daisuga smut fic (Haikyuu!) and a Caleb Prior x Susan Black, Cara, Jeanine multi-chapter smut fic. So yeah if you like that. As always feel free to send any prompt of any ship or sexuality. I'll do my best with it. Just no gender fluid, it is not something I understand to the point that I feel comfortable writing it. There are much better authors out there for that. Anywhoooo, enjoy!

Yamanakas Are a Pain

Chapter Eight: In Which Sakura Decides Her Best Friend Is Evil

Sakura stood still at the reception desk of the hospital.

"Please, Sakura-chan, you have to hurry! I think I seriously hurt him!"

Sakura continued staring at the two in a daze.

"Please! Help him!"

Sakura managed to finally shake off the feeling of shock that she was struck with once Hinata had told her why she had dragged a half-naked and soaking wet Kiba into the hospital. "Okay Hinata. Just one second."

"But he migh-"

"It will be fine. I don't think you've done anything that will damage him permanently so just relax."

Hinata couldn't relax. She had thought that Kiba-kun, her teammate since she was twelve, was hot. And in her fit of panic she had lashed out at him causing him to collapse. She was mortified.

Sakura turned to her. "I'm going to need to know, why and how he was injured as such by you."

Hinata flushed, "Wh-why would you need that information, Sakura-chan?"

Sakura shrugged, "Well, besides data for training incidents, who knows? You could have discovered he was a Sound spy or he could have attacked you. Any number of things really and then I'd have to report him to Tsunade-sama."

"Kiba-kun would never do any of those things!" Hinata denied furiously.

"Then why did you strike him down so that he would remain unconscious?" Sakura was staring intently at Hinata, now awaiting an answer.

"Well...um...well, it happened like so...but you see it was like thi-"

"She's got the hots for Kiba and panicked, knocking him out. Gotta say, didn't see that one coming. Good for you."

Sakura looked over at her best friend who nonchalantly had decided to wander into the observation room and plop down in the chair next to Kiba as she was trying to get an injury report.

"Wha-what are you saying, Ino-chan?"

Ino smirked, "Why nothing but the truth, my dear, dear Hinata-chan. After all, given the circumstances and your personality, there was no way you'd ever be able to tell Sakura the truth about the events that transpired in you pristine little world. So I snuck a small peek into your mind and spared you the embarrassment."

"Ino. Get out please. And stop badgering Hinata. She has enough on her plate at the moment."

Ino's eyes gleamed with delight at the unintentional set-up. "Mhm. With all of this meat," she traced he fingers along Kiba's neck and trailed his skin all the way down to his navel, "I would say her plate is plenty full." She looked up to see Hinata blushing to Kingdom Come and Sakura looked as if she was about to erupt at any point. She decided to go all in. "Still though, I wonder...Hinata..."

The shy girl looked at the blonde one with an uneasy look, "Yes, Ino-chan?"

Ino's fingers traced Kiba's jawline. "What do you think he tastes like. I'm betting something nice. Do you care if I find out?" She leaned in to kiss Kiba when she felt Sakura yank her away. "OUT NOW INO-PIG!"

Ino had never been thrown out the door before in such a rude manner but her part was done for now. So she skipped out of the hospital, humming a happy tune.

Sakura shook her head, "Sorry, about that. Stupid girl trying to make-out with unconscious patients."

"Umm... Sakura-chan?"

Sakura looked over her shoulder and back at the dark haired girl. "Yeah?"

Hinata's fingers were twiddling like no other. "Would you have had let...," her face was still a bright red. "Would you have let-"

"Ino kiss him if he were conscious? Well, probably I would have let Kiba decide on it since he isn't too seriously wounded. Why? I thought you didn't like him?"

Hinata blushed and stood up suddenly. She bowed to her pinkette friend. "Thank you for taking care of Kiba-kun for me Sakura." She ran off as fast as her embarrassed legs would go.

"So... how did it go?"

"You do realize you're evil, right?'

"Eh, depends on the lighting. Either way, Kiba will be eternally grateful to us no matter what and I can use that to my benefit."

Sakura shook her head. "I told you you were evil."

Ino just shrugged, "Don't care. So what did lover-boy say when he woke up."

Sakura laughed, "Oh, nothing much, just that he's gonna kill you and all that, until I told him about what your telepathy and her body language said about her."

"So, I'm winning, right?"

"Unless they have my number of kids then I win."

"You do realize my mind control is getting stronger by the day, right?"

Sakura just couldn't stop shaking her head at her friend. "You really are evil. Why am I friends with you?"

"For my silky hair, now lets get those two to finally lock lips. Come on!"