Soundtrack starts soon. Check out both of the manga I used, they're great. Fyi this fic is Canon inspired but I have some really nice twists. Gotta good feeling about this one. Enjoy.
I do not own Naruto. If I did that would be slavery, no?
"14,998, 14,999, 15,000!" Yelled a sweaty blonde with his black shirt tightly clinging to his body. It had been a full month since the boy had met Rukia and bought the manga which had changed his life, and the young Uzumaki had seldom left his domain except for food and flight training. He now had lots of eggs and ramen along with a tub of gummy vitamins which he had been eating like candy, and the boy had both grown a little taller and a little wider. He now stood at 5'3, and his muscles were now more defined especially his arms and chest. His most drastic changes however was his understanding of people and fighting, and all of his extreme progress was due to his favorite reading material. Well more like his only reading material, but whatever.
The first story he had read was Holyland, a manga about a young boy his age named Kamishiro Yu. The suicidal and depressed main character had been bullied his entire life and looked down upon something like how Naruto himself had been treated. He had eventually stopped going to school and stayed in his room, and on a whim he had picked up a book on boxing. He had learned the 1,2 combination by pure repetitive practice and had did it 5,000 times daily for a long long time, using the exercise as a sort of escape and therapy from his depressing existence. Eventually he began to fight back against those who tried to fight him, and became famous on the night streets as the infamous thug Hunter. He even made friends and attained a place where he felt he belonged, fighting stronger and stronger opponents, learning new techniques, and mastering them.
What was really special about Holyland was the detail on the mental and technical aspects of street fighting and martial arts. It went into detail on boxing, judo, karate, kickboxing, wrestling, kendo, kenpo, and dirty tactics. Mentally it taught him to ALWAYS move forward to win, that even an experienced martial artist could be bested with low blows and using the environment, and that how he felt emotionally definitely had a profound impact on the outcome of battle. He also became motivated because of Kamishiro gaining friends and respect because of his fighting prowess and tenacity.
The blonde had read the story several times over when he wasn't training by repetition like Kamishiro had. While Kamishiro had done 5,000 straight punches daily however, Naruto had done 20,000 faithfully in his pursuit to get stronger. He also practiced the roundhouse, front, and spinning back kicks often, along with using the palm of his hands sometimes when he practiced punches in case he hurt his knuckles. He had been seriously considering using palms only since If He hurt his knuckles it'd probably be difficult to use handseals. On top of kicking and punching he worked on elbows in case of close combat, and head butts for a nasty surprise. He knew his footwork probably sucked, but it couldn't really be helped just like his grappling. He still worked on lunging in low though to get used to it. Overall his taijutsu had really improved though it was unrefined, and he now had a better stance, identical to a boxer.
The second manga he read was a really cool one called Samurai Champloo, and from the start it was both exciting and captured your attention. It was about a vagrant Mugen, Jin a ronin samurai, and Fuu a waitress at a restaurant going on an adventure to find the Sunflower samurai. While it didn't go into detail about techniques like Holyland did, it was very entertaining and along with Taka the kendo black belt from Holyland made him want to buy a sword. He did learn a few things from it however, like the assassin that acted gay and weak actually was stronger than Jin who was a master swordsman without equal save for Mugen. Speaking of Mugen, the pirate swordsman had inspired him much like Kamishiro to create his own style like Mugen's Champuru Kendo and he fully embraced the idea of erratic movements to confuse foes. He had been practicing handstands and spinning on his hands to at least get something cool from his idol. Even though he wasn't the best person, Naruto loved his free spirited ideals and confidence which reminded him much of himself. He also liked Jin who was always cool and collected, and Sara had inspired him to start closing his eyes in the morning and try to feel everything around him in a sort of meditation. He hadn't been very successful yet but he did always feel calmer and more prepared so he kept at it every time he woke up. There were also the fights with Shouryu and Kariya which made Naruto think about using chakra with his sword when he bought one later today.
Cutting his training early at 15,000 punches and grabbing a shuriken, he placed the dull metal disk in his palm and started with his improvised chakra spinning exercise. He stopped however with a look at the clock and decided that he'd have a better chance if he got out earlier. The old man had told him of a shinobi store called Higurashi Weapons when he had given him his monthly stipend and Naruto had asked for help. Jiji had even given him a little extra as an early birthday present for some new clothing which Naruto really needed. His sandals and jumpsuit were way too small now and he seemed to be in the middle of a growth spurt or something. Taking a quick shower and throwing his orange pants on and a tight white shirt, the blonde set out to Higurashi Weapons with a flapping of wings.
Arriving rather quickly at the small family owned shop the Hokage had told him of, he debated whether or not to transform into someone else to avoid discrimination. Deciding not to since they wouldn't deserve his business if they did hate him like everyone else, he transformed from his recently mastered crow jutsu and entered the recommended establishment. He saw a stocky man with dark brown hair behind the register who greeted him as he continued sharpening a beautiful dagger on his rectangular shaped stone.
Surprised at being accepted by someone once again, Naruto returned the greeting and began browsing the shop taking in all the weapons which he had never seen before or even heard of. He did recognize the sai, yari, Dao, and scythe from Samurai Champloo. Deciding that cheaper would be best for the moment he grabbed a cool looking shirasaya that was burnt orange in color. He had 200 ryo to spend and it costed him 110, so he hoped he had enough for clothes. He decided to keep it simple for now and because of the lack of orange he opted for black which the old man had suggested even showing him his awesome battle armor. Naruto got black sandals, black socks, black ninja pants, a cheap black t-shirt, and bandages for his hands and wrists. He would've gotten some fingerless gloves but he didn't have enough for the gloves and the black sash that he picked up. Heading to the counter, he quickly paid for the items and went into the dressing room to change. Coming out sporting his new outfit, he saw a outrageously stylish haori that costed his rent, even though it was in red. Wishing he could afford it, a bright smile came upon his face as his brain conjured up an interesting idea. Closely studying the cool jacket, Naruto burned it into his memory and turned back around into the dressing room. Looking in the mirror, he focused and did a handseal which resulted in smoke surrounding him. As it cleared, he saw the fashionable jacket now over his new outfit, except he had changed the red color to orange. It had black flames along the bottom and a large black fire emblem in the middle of the back. Cancelling and redoing it over multiple times after his success, the boy was certain he could do it anytime now, and he'd never have to buy expensive clothing again if he didn't want to. Sporting a grin he cancelled the jutsu so he wouldn't anger the man and he left the busy weapons smith to his solitude once more.
As Naruto walked back home using the transformation for the haori he loved so much, he stopped by Ichirakus for a few bowls of his favorite ramen. While he had noticed Ayame staring at him a little weird, he guessed it was just his awesome new clothes or something. Quickly eating and leaving to start training with his new sword, the new and improved Uzumaki was going to fly back but instead he wanted walk around and see how other people would respond to his new clothes. He passed a few older men and women that didn't even seem to recognize him, and one lady even blushed and waved at him. A group of girls passed by and he saw all of them just stare and start whispering to each other for whatever reason. Then the giggling started and they turned around and started following him wherever he went. It was like he was a gazelle and they were lions or something.
Halting and turning to face them as they got closer he noticed the large blushes on their faces and recalled something from Holyland as one of them boldly approached.
"Do they like me?" He thought in bewilderment.
"Hi, I'm Soi Fon what's your name?" Asked an attractive petite girl with short black hair, grey eyes, and fair skin. She also had two long braids wrapped in clothe that went down her back, and she wore a black yakuta and sandals.
Smiling brightly and taking a page out of Mugen's book he replied," Hi cutie I'm Naruto Uzumaki, it's nice to meet you." Looking at her friends he waved to them and continued," Hey you ladies are looking beautiful today."
As they other girls giggled and walked away saying something about lucky bitch Soi Fon replied," Mmm, Naruto I like it. You must be tasty then huh. Think I could have a sample?" Reaching out and touching his whisker marks, she nearly died from the purring sound Naruto involuntarily made while rubbing his face into her hand.
"He's like a cat." She blankly thought before what had happened fully registered in her mind.
"KAWAII!"
She squealed grabbing Naruto by his hand and dragging him behind her.
The Naruto fetish had just been born, along with the fan club of the century.
" Where are we going Soi Fon Chan!?", Naruto yelled at the excited girl as she pulled him into an area that was abundant in trees and bushes. Stopping behind a rather large tree, Naruto was about to ask something when the petite girl jumped on him with a certain enthusiasm that caught the boy completely off guard.
Kissing the Uzumaki furiously and not letting his struggles deter her, she accomplished her goal. Naruto couldn't resist wrapping his arms around her and sloppily kissing her back, his hormones taking over as she stuck her tongue in his mouth and rubbed his whispered cheek. Her eyes glazing over as he purred again Soi Fon began taking her yakuta off and rubbed Naruto's hard member through his pants, giving him an intense feeling of pleasure.
~"Giggles"~
"Did you hear that?" Naruto asked snapping out of his trance.
"Just relax Naruto kun." Soi Fon said with a lust filled voice lacking concern. Pulling his pants down and gripping his hardness, Naruto was put into a stupor when she wrapped her lips around his tip and swirled her tongue rapidly.
"Oh Kami!" Naruto moaned.
Smirking and continuing her skillful technique, she then took more of Naruto into her mouth, sucking harder with every pump. After a short while , she had managed the entire length and Naruto relished the sensation of feeling the back of her throat. Being further turned on by the gurgling sound he loved for some reason, the boy shut his eyes tightly and his wood started twitching sporadically as he felt an intense pleasure growing.
"Aww Soi Fon I think I love you! I feel like exploding! I'm gonna-"
Just before the blonde boy reached his climax however, Soi Fon stopped and grabbed the base of his shaft tightly and prevented his seed from erupting. Still holding his eyes while the intense sensation slowly faded, Naruto opened them to see Soi Fon laying on her yakuta with her legs spread wide, beckoning him to come closer.
"Lord Naruto please come into me." She all but begged, her glazed eyes low and her face tinted red.
~"GIGGLES!"~
Naruto didn't even acknowledge the recurring sound as his body moved on autopilot demanding him to give it to the sexy girl in front of him. Being inexperienced, he fumbled around the entrance his first attempt.
"This is your first time." Soi Fon stated more than questioned as her blush grew considerably deeper. Naruto was definitely all hers now.
Naruto slightly nodded his head looking at her with something akin to love as she helped direct his cock into her folds, enveloping the boy with a got embrace of pleasure. Being his first time Naruto wasn't well versed in making love, but the blonde had enthusiasm. Wrapped his arms around her and kissed her deeply losing himself in his lust. He thrust deeply into Soi Fon, who had crossed her legs around him preventing him from pulling out. Naruto losing himself further increased his pace to high speeds, grabbing her head with both of his hands and kissing her more, only ceasing the clash of tongues to bite her neck. After a few minutes Soi Fon had came multiple times, more than she ever had before. Naruto was a natural. Even the white haired pervert that was peeping could appreciate the boy's raw skill. Giggling more and more he thought." Raw indeed."
"Naruto! Naruto! Naruto! Faster! Awww!" Soi Fon moaned as she came further 5th time.
"Soi Foooon!" Naruto yelled.
Preventing her from moving at all Naruto roared with an almighty push blasted into the fangirls womb, completely filling her with a large amount spilling and pooling beneath them. They laid there for a short time, the ecstasy slowly fading as Naruto's member stopped twitching. They kept kissing and Naruto was hardening once more still inside of her when he felt something weird. It was like something was...
"AAHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Instantly on his feet standing above the perpetrating girl, Naruto screamed." YOU? YOU! YOU STUCK YOUR FINGER IN MY BUTT!"
Ironically pointing an accusing finger at Soi Fon, the girl had the decency to look sheepish when it happened. Far off near some bushes an older man with long white hair appeared from out of nowhere keeled over laughing hysterically.
Instantly grabbing his clothes and performing a rushed henge, Naruto dashed off embarrassed about the situation briefly seeing the perverted man.
"Naruto's a ninja!?" Soi Fon thought.
"WAIT NARUTO COME BACK BABY!" She pleaded to the out of sight boy that was sprinting home at top speed.
"HA HA. HEHE. HAHAHA. THE. HA HA. THE GAKI ISNT GOLD, HES A FUCKIN DIAMOND! HE. HAHAHA. HE MADE LOVE TO SOME SLUTTY FANGIRL, CREAMED THE CHICK, AND GOT A FINGER IN HIS ASS! HAHA HE LOOKED LIKE THE FINGER WOULD FUCKIN KILL HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PRICELESS!"
Performing a quick shunshin as he sensed killing intent coming from Naruto's little slut, he arrived in the boy's apartment with a pad already in his hands and calmed down just a little.
" The little gakis got decent form, but someone really needs to show him the ropes. Fangirl sex just isn't good, and that's coming from me. Besides this is definitely going in Icha Icha Tactics, so while I'm here I'll leave the gifts I was gonna give him anyway and throw in these too." Quickly writing on a scroll and unsealing a few other items, Jiraiya shunshined away. He had a tip on Orochimaru and had to move with haste before the info became outdated.
~1 Week Later~
Naruto Uzumaki was walking home home the first time since his Godfather had left him the items that had considerably improved his life. The pervy ninja had given him 5000 ryo since he'd use the scene he witnessed for his next book, Icha Icha Tactics. He had also left the teaser to the upcoming book which Naruto only read half of, Icha Icha The Game Plan. While Naruto was upset he hadn't ever met the man, Jiji told the boy about his Spy network and how he always had to upkeep it. He also learned about the Hokage a bit more, and the blasted that was Orochimaru, along with Tsunade and more about his Godfather. There actually wasn't much more to him though honestly. He was a super perverted strong sake drinking spymaster.
His apartment had been decked out with all the money he now had, and he bought a new King size bed, a leather couch, a 32 inch flat screen with surround sound,and he washed everything down with pine sol leaving his apartment quite lavish. He even had a few paintings, one with sunflowers and another that had two boxers punching each other at the same time(That awesome painting from Rocky). He went back to Higurashi Weapons and got those fingerless gloves, black bandages, a calligraphy set, and a scroll with basic kenjustu.
The boy was truly grateful, and not just for the money. His godfather had most importantly told him about the Uzumaki clan and his mother Kushina. Since then the blonde had obsessively been practicing kenjutsu, studying the book on sealing, and trying to create chakra chains. He hadn't had much luck with the chakra chains though, and figured he may not even be able to, but he persisted nevertheless. His most notable development was kenjutsu, and along with the basic vertical, horizontal, and diagonal strikes the boy had actually created a technique that seemed to come naturally. He had recorded it in his new camcorder and played it in his television, and it looked really awesome. That wasn't to say that's all he accomplished however, as just an hour earlier he had managed his Godfather Jiraiya's technique, the wild lion's mane. The boy could finally lengthen his hair to the middle of his back, and even harden it. At first he had unfortunately cut himself with his sharpened locks, but now he knew how not to make that mistake. He handwriting had also gotten better , and he mostly read the sealing book, even though Icha Icha was pretty cool. He wasn't particularly perverse like his Godfather, but he admitted the man knew how to weave a good story.
Continuing his stroll the blonde caught sight of Soi Fon and quickly jetted back around the corner, sprinting up the road into a trash can filled alley and sighing in relief.
"I don't think she saw me this time!" Naruto said thinking of their previous encounters.
The crazed girl along with his new fan club had been especially vigorous for the past few days, ever since Naruto's hair had grown and he kept it a little longer than usual. It now was near shoulder length, and his bangs came a bit below his chin. He had bumped into the group two days earlier and he swore to Kami they ALL must of fuckin orgasmed on the spot before trying to pounce. To make things worse his member had involuntarily gotten rock hard when he saw Soi Fon, and they ALL saw the large bulge in his pants before he transformed into a crow a flew away. Funny thing was the crow made Shit even worse as they ALL thought he was a super cool ninja now. Shaking his head he recalled the manual. Jiraiya had said this type of thing would happen and had warned him of the horrors of Fangirls. He also gave tips on how to know when girls liked him. If they blushed, touched them, flipped their hair, looked away suddenly if he looked or boldly stared they liked him. The key to making a girl like him was making them laugh and comfortable with him enough that he could make a move before the dreaded friend zone solidified.
Thinking about that TenTen girl he met at Higurashi Weapons, he nodded his head in anticipation for their training they had planned to do together. Naruto loved the way her ass looked, it was so round and perfect. Daydreaming about using a kunai ring in a very naughty way, the boy was brought back to the real world by a loud disturbance.
"Well fuck you and your fuckin shop, Sato had better dango anyway you dick!"
Taking in the gorgeous woman wearing a fishnet bodysuit, an orange mini skirt, and an open tan trench coat revealing all her goodies Naruto nearly fainted.
"OH...MY...KAMI!" He dumbly thought.
As she slowly walked away in a very sexy manner the blonde transformed into a super huge intimidating knucklehead and dashed into the restaurant, shoving customers aside and pulling out way more than the necessary ryo. The boy actually snatched someone's order from the clerk just as they reached for it handing the surprised duo like 50 ryo for the 5 ryo dumplings. Nobody said shit however because of his sheer size and the fact that he said dumplings on me just to be polite. It spoke volumes of his true nature that he considered the same pricks who probably shunned him but that didn't matter at the moment. Transforming back into himself he wore his black pant, a new black gi top, black bandages, and the orange haori with black flames along the bottom. Seeing the purple haired woman further down the street the blonde started jogging towards her catching up to her as she rounded a corner.
"Hey.. beautiful!" Naruto called out to her a wide smile on his face.
Turning around the purple haired woman saw the boy holding a bag out to her. "He's pretty cute." She immediately thought taking in his attire.
"I saw what happened back there at that shitty restaurant, and I got these for you." He said extending the dango to the purple haired goddess. A goddess in an orange mini skirt. ORANGE...MINISKIRT!
Taking the dango while silently appraising Naruto she smelled the first stick while Naruto stood nearly drooling over her. Swallowing the entire stick with ease, she couldn't help but smirk at Naruto as he deeply blushed and his pants bulges out quite noticeably. Doing the same with the rest Naruto nearly messed his pants up by the time she finished. Tossing the bag over her shoulder she said." Thanks, but you didn't have to do that. I'm not looking for handouts."
Using a Mugen inspired line perfectly he retorted," I know I didn't, but ya see the thing is I have ulterior motives."
Smirking at the smooth line she asked," Oh? And what would those be?
Inwardly celebrating from the smile Naruto answered." Well I can't really say yet because I really want to know your name first. At the moment I only know you as the most beautiful woman I've seen in my entire life."
Actually slightly blushing because of the absolute conviction that meant he told her the truth, she inwardly scolded herself for her blush and said." Anko Mitarashi, Special Jonin and the leafs number one sexy kunoichi assassin."
As Naruto's eyes widened, she almost felt disappointed . Of course he'd be like the rest of the leaf and be afraid of Orochimaru's student that specialized in assassination, torture, and interrogation. While she couldn't really blame them, Kurenai had been her only friend and even Ibiki kept things strictly professional. Unless they drank. Then it was story after story. Looking at the Orange clad teen she was a little surprised at the emotions that his eyes portrayed in quick succession. First surprise, then her heart nearly skipped a beat as he looked into her eyes with the deepest look of love/longing that she'd ever seen. Was he really looking at her like that!? Then finally eyes settled into a piercing look of pure determination.
As a smirk graced his face Anko was getting a little confused, especially when he shut his eyes momentarily, took a deep breath, and his pants lost the nice bulge she had seen.
Opening his eyes his smirk never leaving his face he declared," Well Anko hime I would normally say I'm Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage of Konoha. But...for people like us, I prefer a different way to get to know each other." He said pointing at her headband.
Raising his hands in a solid boxing guard the last of the Uzumaki rushed toward Anko intent on seeing a Jonin's power.
Thanks for reading guys...I was gonna add dragonball to the manga he buys but I'm saving it for later...enjoy