I do not own Naruto. I do own lots of Picante Ramen though.
It had been two weeks since Naruto Uzumaki started getting lessons from Asuma Sarutobi, and the teen had spent nearly every waking moment training even cutting into his sleep time. He had three more weeks until the Academy term started and the boy wanted to be the best in the year for a change.
Asuma sensei had taught him basic footwork in the first lesson, and Naruto had literally practiced it EVERYWHERE he went. While his shuffling, bouncing, and circular movements had been weird to others who saw him, the boy didn't care. Already being a pariah in the village would do that to a person. It had served to impress Asuma, who then had started training Naruto more next lesson he had learned he was wind natured, along with water, which honestly had surprised Asuma and pleased him just as much. He called Naruto the perfect student for him and he also grew to enjoy the boy's company. Naruto was then given the task of splitting a leaf with his chakra, walking vertically up a tree, and the boy was even shown a jutsu a few days ago when he accomplished the tree exercise. While it wasn't the chakra blade that Naruto wished to learn, it was also pretty cool. He needed a high level of chakra control before attempting the wind blades, but the Wind Release Dust Cloud technique only required practice from the boy, and practice he did. All day long along with the second stage of the Wild Lion's Mane technique, the Hair Needle Senbon. In fact he trained so much that he had to cut his punches down to 5,000 daily so he could still practice calligraphy and kenjutsu before his planned "training trip."
The boy wanted to impress Anko when she returned, and he didn't even mention it to his new sensei who he had really opened up to, even becoming closer to the man than the old Hokage. They went to the Kickboxing match like they'd planned the previous week, and despite the fighters not going All Out they still didn't go easy on each other. It was very educational and entertaining for Naruto who had cheered for both of the contestants louder than anyone else in the large stadium. Asuma had snuck in a premium bottle of sake for the show, and the tipsy Naruto never had more fun in his life.
A few days before the match he had went to a large training ground with TenTen who had helped him correct his horrible throwing form quite zealously. She just couldn't bear to see anyone throw like that is what she said. But Naruto felt her hand linger on his defined arms after guiding him slowly through the correct way to do things. Too slowly. He had improved rather fast and was complimented on his rapid progress. While it wasn't perfect, his underhand shuriken jutsu was now mediocre.
Then they moved onto kenjutsu, or at least swords training as TenTen unsealed a familiar looking weapon from her collection. Gripping the dao(chinese broadsword) she had instantly reminded him of Shouryu from Samurai Champloo, and the boy had initiated their spar exactly as Mugen had. Jumping forward swiftly he had came down with a strong vertical strike, locking blades with the weapons girl. That's when he learned that TenTen couldn't be fucked with when she had a weapon in hand. The girl somehow had manipulated her weapon after jumping backward to curve in the air when the swung it, nearly catching Naruto in the side. The boy had barely blocked before she grabbed the blade while circling around him simultaneously, resting the curved sword near his neck showing her prowess. Naruto being curious had asked her about the technique, but TenTen didn't budge saying that shinobi had their secrets to keep. Naruto couldn't really argue though he vowed to himself to try again later. They trained a bit more with Naruto gaining valuable experience.
Then Taijutsu came along and they finally were more evenly matched. TenTen had a very unique taijutsu that was confusing to the boy, as it seemed to be inspired by weapon techniques with empty hands. The weird angled attacks along with her circular footwork had tested Naruto's progress to the limit without completely overwhelming him, as he had very good reflexes and his constant footwork traveling had paid off after all. Eventually though he saw he couldn't best her in taijutsu either, and he did something that she didn't expect him to. She had thrown a flurry of chop like attacks aimed at his neck that he had bobbed and weaved. Retaliating with a spinning back kick roundhouse combo, the girl dodged them by rolling to the side and snapped out a curving kick that he barely blocked. As she returned her leg back into her stance however she was unprepared when Naruto came in low and lunged, pinning her to the ground. Her buns had come down and her brown shoulder length hair was wild and Naruto saw her for the first time in her full sexiness.
Looking down at the kunoichi with a growing blush, TenTen instantly saw the forming tent in his pants and started blushing herself. Naruto didn't say a word as his red face slowly began descending toward hers, giving her a chance to reject his advance if she wanted to. She didn't and instead her face just grew redder as he neared, staring into his blue eyes in anticipation. As their lips met, the kiss wasn't sloppy but very passionate, as if Naruto channeled all his emotions into it. TenTen didn't feel sparks fly, she felt lightning strikes as chills ran through her body. She couldn't break her gaze away from his as both of their eyes lowered and Naruto's tongue touched the tip of hers, wanting permission to enter and explore her mouth. TenTen didn't even think before opening for the boy she now had a huge crush on, moaning in pleasure and cupping Naruto's cheek inciting purring from him.
Eyes widening slightly she thought," Was that a purr? "
Seeing his whisker marks up close definitely reminded her of a cat or something, and the girl started growing wetter and wetter each passing second. Their kissing deepening further Naruto wrapped his arms around her and pulled her close, all while flipping over so she was in top straddling him. He wanted to see her beautiful hair and grab her perfect ass after all.
"Oh Kami TenTen you're even hotter when your hair is down!" He said grabbing her plump behind with both hands and grinding her into his hardness, sending pleasure throughout his body. That's when TenTen got aggressive. The girl nearly orgasmed as she grabbed Naruto's hair tightly, smashing her lips into his while mashing her ass into Naruto's length through his jeans. They both began moaning as Naruto grabbed her hair as well and they made out for another 15 minutes before breaking the kiss. They both had glazed eyes, and TenTen slowly started unbuttoning her Chinese top, revealing her firm breasts contained within a black sports bra. Quickly taking it off and letting a boy seen her naked for the first time, she moaned out in pleasure when Naruto grabbed her orbs and squeezed before moving his lips to her hard nipples fondling them with his tongue and gently sucking them. He began sliding his pants down just as she did, with the loose red garments easily coming off and they tossed them to the side. She had been going commando and Naruto's stiffness was wedged between her bubble butt, begging to enter the brunette kunoichi by pulsating. As she slowly lifted herself over Naruto the boy's heart started beating faster and faster. As his length slowly entered her slick folds, he had to shut his eyes and grind his teeth at the tightness he felt caressing his cock. Moaning loudly no blood spilled despite TenTen being a virgin, as her hymen had been broken from her intense training.
As she bounced up and down on Naruto with him helping her by lifting and pulling on her behind every thrust, the boy began feeling that exploding sensation even faster than with Soi Fon. It may have been because of her bouncing breasts or her round ass or her tightness, but Naruto couldn't hold it anymore. He was just about to cum inside of the unsuspecting girl when he heard loud voices entering the ground.
"YOUTH!"
"GAI SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI SENSEI!"
"Oh Shit!" Naruto said pulling out and shooting his load on her back at once. Flipping TenTen over and performing the quickest transformation of his life, he then turned into a large tent shielding them from the insane green beasts.
"TenTen do you know these guys!?" He whispered to the girl that was near panicking.
"My teammate and sensei." She whispered back with a voice full of regret.
"Alright I gotta plan to get them to leave, play along!" He quietly commanded.
"AHH MY KAMI MIMI! YOU'RE SO TIGHT! THIS IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD!"
Instantly catching on TenTen screamed out with a moaning voice." Uh! Uh! Uh! FASTER! FUCK ME HARDER! OH KAMI YEESSS!"
Gai and Lee immediately blushed deeply before Gai shouted," Lee let's go to another ground. We wouldn't want to extinguish such passionate flames of youthful vigor!"
"Yes Gai sensei! And if I cannot find a girl of my own and perform 10,000 strokes, then I will do 20,000 dick ups!"
"That's the spirit Lee! I shall also find a woman and if I cannot last 3 hours, then I will do 30,000 dick ups to warm up for the 20,000-" Gai replied as they sprinted off their voices fading.
"What the fuck are they crazy or something!?" Naruto said transforming back into his pantsless self.
Trying to get up off of TenTen, he wasn't allowed as she pulled him back close to her. They rolled over again and she was once again on top, and she replied," Yeah they're fuckin lunatics. But... do you think you can last three hours?"
Seeing the smirk on her pretty face turned Naruto on like nothing else and his lips crashed into hers as he held her close and re entered, thrusting into her with reckless abandon. They went at it for at least five more hours that day, TenTen having to be carried home afterwords.
Thinking about his sexy TenTen as he approached his destination, the blonde then changed his train of thought wondering if he was truly strong enough for his self imposed assignment. Recalling the training he'd received and the small scuffle he had a few days earlier he figured he probably was.
Naruto had been coming home from jogging with his weight vest set at 100 pounds. He had been shifting his weight every step and keeping his guard high near his chin for the entire circuit around Konoha, Not once taking a break or dropping his hands. Turning another corner, the boy was surprised by the group of boy's that he had by chance run into.
"Well look who it is. Little Narutard!"
The scrawny mouse looking one next to the solid built leader mistook Naruto's surprise for fear saying." Look guys the pussy's boy's scared. I thought Hokage were supposed to-" He never finished as a bandaged fist collided with his skull, knocking the small boy out with one punch.
The others quickly tried to converge on Naruto, but in a smokeless transformation he shifted into bird form and flew behind them, shifting back already bursting into a powerful 1,2 hook combination that knocked out two more of the small group. Now it was just Naruto and the leader, who hesitated because of the havoc the boy had wreaked on his lackeys.
"Good so you've improved. It'll make this much sweeter!" He yelled as he rushed in sending a powerful front kick out at Naruto's chest. Naruto sidestepped while hook punching the boy's outstretched leg, putting him off balance. Uppercutting the large bully in his side, Naruto used the straight blast technique Asuma had taught him. Hitting the boy with a barrage of rapid fire punches, the blonde finishes the boy who's legs were rubbery with a devastating superman punch to his nose. Continuing on his jog as if nothing at all had happened, a small smile graced his face the entire way home.
That wasn't the only thing that had happened however, as Naruto had wanted to test himself further and did something very, very bold. The blonde had been so busy lately he hadn't pulled any pranks whatsoever, and he felt he needed to assert his position as Prankster King of the leaf village. So what did he do? He painted the faces of all the Hokage on the monument which was truly embarrassing for his Jiji and the Anbu patrols. He had made the old man look like he was blushing with blood escaping his nose like a pervert. The 4th had whisker marks which made him look exactly like Naruto. The second had Aaron waterfall of tears coming down his face and the first had a huge glob of snot hanging from his nose. The boy had done all this while sporting his orange haori transformation and then had to wait for the second phase of his prank. With the Anbu finally spotting him he laughed like a mad man, taking to the rooftops and avoiding all the Anbu that shunshined by shifting into his crow form. Then dropping into an alley and leading them into his trap, he cut a wire which released an explosion of pepper from above and several water balloons filled with hot sauce were slung at them from the walls. Looking back at the carnage from the corner Naruto nearly died from his laughter as he continued the chase, some more Anbu on the roof above him. The Hokage had been watching all this in his crystal ball and had to admit the boy was good as he dodged several more of his elite. Smiling as the boy disappeared after an explosion of powdered sugar and called the affected Anbu sweet in a very disrespectful manner while holding his nuts, he focused in on the small black bird and the single Anbu to escape his wrath unaffected.
The bird flew into a small training field by the Hokage mansion and changed back into Naruto who nearly fell to the ground laughing. The boy's demeanor completely flipped however as the Anbu appeared in a swirl of leaves in front of the Uzumaki.
"What took you so long Neko san!? I've been waiting!" Naruto declared with a large smile on his face.
The purple haired Anbu only said." Uzumaki you know the drill. You'll be coming with me to the Hokage now."
"That's where you're wrong Neko San, I brought you here for a reason after all." Naruto said smirking while drawing his sword and the sheathe, pointing both of them at her mask.
"Oh no Naruto!" Hiruzen yelled quickly performing a shunshin to the ground they were at.
Noticing Naruto turn his blade so that the blade faced toward himself as he charged her, she swiftly drew her own sword and mirrored the action, halfheartedly swinging horizontally as the Hokage appeared. The boy dodged by rolling to the side and rose up already spinning into a horizontal cut which the cat Anbu deflected upward with her sword. She instantly countered with a downward diagonal strike aimed for his shoulder but the boy leapt to the side again and rose, his body crouched with his back to her. Now it was time for the technique he created, as he was positioned perfectly. Jumping and twisting through the air like a vertical helicopter, the orange haori wearing teen yelled." Raging Whirlpool!"(This is the move that Naruto avoided Haku with. Neji as well.)
Yugao actually had to move for this attack and avoided the twister of steel and wood by a wide margin. As Naruto's blade met the ground with his sheathe behind his back diagonally to protect it, he felt a blade near his neck and sadly said." Alright Neko San you win. I was awesome though wasn't I!?"
"Indeed Naruto, however I'd advise you not to challenge the Anbu anymore from now on, they'd be within their rights to kill you." Hiruzen said walking and puffing his pipe.
"Aww but Jiji Asuma has that mission to see the Daimyo and I can't test myself against anybody else! Neko san here has that awesome sword and I bet she looks hot when that mask comes off. She has a great body!" Naruto said smiling.
Shaking his head at the boy's antics Hiruzen said." You have more prudent things to worry about right now Naruto."
"Like what?"
"Well for starters there's the Hokage monument, and since you have so much free time why don't you come and assist me at the tower?" Sarutobi answered.
That day had been worse than every torment in hell for the last Uzumaki.
Finally reaching the tall gate that kept training ground 44 secluded and off limits, the blonde boy took a deep breathe and climbed to the other side.
"Alright it's time to kick some ass! He loudly declared before continuing into the Bush.
Not a minute later a lone figure also jumped the gate where he just had, and another did a minute later.
