This chapter, I know what you're thinking, but just stay with me and descend into wonderland. This rabbit hole goes deep.
I do not own Naruto. I do own Kill la kill on DVD.
After hours of scouring the Uchiha archives stumbling upon the information that would assure Itachi's death by his hand, Sasuke took a deep breath to calm himself like he had been doing since the previous day. It had been a long day at the Academy, and truthfully if he didn't think he needed to go to keep up appearances he would have skipped altogether. With the power that he now had he knew the road to his vengeance had been paved, but he truly did wish to remain in the leaf to reestablish the Uchiha greatness. Ino's death was just the bridge that he needed to cross to continue forward.
Honestly taking her life hadn't been his intention at all at first, but he actually only wished to manipulate her into revealing her clans mind reading technique. He wanted to learn a counter to his brother's Genjutsu at any cost. Any. It had been as easy as pie, or better yet creampie for the avenger to coax the information from her, but his brother's words had haunted him so much since he woke up from Tsukuyomi that the dark seed had been planted and grew rapidly. He was forced to witness his parent's murders a hundred fold, before Itachi "allowed" him to witness his capacity. Despite learning the many nin and taijutsu his brother had accrued over time with his sharingan and seeing the shinobi Itachi had slaughtered over the years, deep down he knew that even all those techniques wouldn't help him.
"This is the difference between us."
That's what Itachi said before showing Sasuke just how weak he truly was compared to him. It had destroyed his pride when he saw Itachi's prowess, and even though his sharingan let him learn many of his brother's skills he wished he could just erase all of it. He had been reminded of when he was a child, constantly begging his older brother to train him. He had looked up to the traitor more so than anyone living, and in the most fucked up way possible he still did. Itachi was his goal. Itachi was his ambition. Itachi was his destiny.
His desire to destroy Itachi had led him to do something he could never take back. Never go back in time and change. It had been all too easy to use the shadow clone jutsu and disguise himself as one of his disgusting Fangirls to lure the girl into the trap. He had befriended the blonde Yamanaka a little during the week, and after having sex with her he had even started to actually develop feelings for her. It wasn't like he loved her or anything, but she definitely was the only person that he could even remotely consider a friend.
Ironically enough it was Sakura Haruno that had been the catalyst for his actions, since she got to bask in the fame that should of been his. She got the glory that was meant to be bestowed upon him! And after hearing the village praise her over and over again he had snapped. He didn't even begin to hesitate before he stabbed Inos chest with a kunai. He didn't regret it whatsoever as he saw her shocked expression while she fell to her knees bleeding profusely. No, his regret only came when he heard the last words that left her mouth before she slumped to the ground dead and holding her stomach.
"Sasuke kun..pregnant..baby."
He could only stand there and stare down at the girl that would of conceived his child. The girl that would of helped him rebuild Uchiha. The girl who he had just killed..along with his unborn child. Sasuke left that scene feeling numb to everything only noticing his changed eyes upon arriving back at the compound. He was so numb that he didn't even acknowledge it until many hours later, noticing things which he hadn't seen before in the clan head residence near the center. And now he knew of what his eyes were capable of, or at least he was thoroughly convinced that he did. While he didn't see any Mangekyo that were identical to his in the library, the design of the Uchiha eyes were known to manifest themselves differently with different members. But he knew what he was capable of. It was only thanks to some sort of seal that let him see what techniques he would be able to use that helped him.
"Kotoamatsukami. Tsukuyomi. Izanagi, Susanoo." He quietly said.
One Genjutsu for every circle that was positioned on the points of the large black triangle that was his Mangekyo. Mind control, Spirit World, and an emergency invincibility trump card. Susanoo because both of his eyes were evolved, and perhaps the triangle represented that. His body also felt more nimble and fluid, and he could even see colors that he had never seen before. Now all he needed to do was train, and although he didn't see much purpose for his new abilities besides killing Itachi, an interesting plan was hatching in his mind as he thought of Sakura and her formidable bloodline. He had seen her chakra pathway with his eyes earlier that week, and even he was impressed at how much her reserves had grown. He had noticed that the first two Hachimon gates were constantly open for some reason, and she never felt the backlash. She did always have a sharp mind, and now Sasuke had just what he needed to accomplish his other goal besides revenge.
"I do need to revive my clan after all."
~Elsewhere in Konoha~
Danzo Shimura wasn't a man that was easily impressed, but considering the three young shinobi that had fought with Itachi Uchiha he had to say that this generation looked quite promising. It was all too easy to kidnap one of their classmates temporarily to have one of his Yamanaka Root agents to show Him the fight, and he honestly didn't know which one he liked the most. Sasuke Uchiha unfortunately was off limits until Itachi was disposed of, but the other two most certainly were not. The jinchuriki obviously had a level of control over the 9 tails, along with the bloodline limit of the Uzumaki clan. He could prove to be most useful indeed.
The girl had been a truly unexpected occurrence, and he had to wonder why one of Hanzos clansmen resided in the leaf at all. He would definitely have to observe them all, and hopefully he could recruit them before the coming war initiated. While he didn't trust Orochimaru as far as he could throw him, it was painfully obvious that they shared the goal of ridding Hiruzen of his place as fire shadow. Before long that hat would be upon his head, and then he would usher in an era of peace that would last as long as his iron fist was clenched.
Kabuto seemed to be getting shifty, and honestly he was ready to eliminate the boy. While he was useful, he was just a little to competent for his own good, and he was just the type of person that was capable of pulling strings while stepping on toes. Her definitely needed to watch him, there was just too much at stake for error.
~Elsewhere in Ame~
Staring out of the window of his skyscraper at the rain that forever fell in his village, Pein couldn't help but narrow his eyes because of the news. He wasn't so much concerned about the 9 tails jinchuriki Naruto Uzumaki and his ability to use its chakra, but more so with the family of that filthy vermin Hanzo. His reach extended far and wide across the elemental nations, and his spies in the leaf had rushed to inform him of the unexpected development. Not only was she related to that pathetic rodent, but she apparently had enough skill to dispatch Itachi Uchiha. Even though the body he was using as an avatar was only capable of a third of his actual strength, it shouldn't have been at all possible for any academy student to pose a threat. She needs to be disposed of, and it needed to be done before she grew stronger. His vendetta with Hanzo was deep as the abyss, the traitorous coward having killed his best friend and attempting to kill him and Konan as well. Danzo surely must have taken an interest in the girl named Sakura, and it was only a matter of time before she became his newest acquisition. Now the only dilemma was who exactly should he send from his elite 7? Or should he just go himself and crush the life from her?
~2 Weeks Later~
"Don't tell me that's all you can do!?" Naruto chided his three apprentices as he dodged their coordinated flurry of attacks. Striking the two boys down while restraining Moegi making her blush as she always did, Naruto ended their little spar and let the orange haired girl from his firm grasp.
He had instantly taken a liking to the Konohamaru Corps as they called themselves, and despite them being snot nosed brats at first they had all grown exponentially. Konohamaru had tried to challenge Naruto a while back while he was training, and if nothing else Naruto respected the kid's guts. After easily being defeated Konohamaru had become his student, forsaking his closet pervert instructor and following Naruto around like some sort of stalker. Naruto taught the three of them a few techniques, including his sexy jutsu and the chakra strings. He showed Udon how to box and taught him about seals, and Moegi how to use a sword. He also had to make them look cool if they were going to be seen with him, and bought all of them different shinobi outfits that were mostly black. He even got Udon some designer glasses and had Moegi get her hair done, and it now went straight done her back making the 13 year old girl cute even to Naruto.
That wasn't to say he hadn't been working hard at getting stronger though, as he managed to get Anko to train him daily until yesterday when she had to leave on an extended mission. They weren't dating or anything yet, as she seemed to love to tease him and make him frustrated. He didn't know for sure but he thought she had abandonment issues and a fear of devoting herself to anyone that may leave again like her faggot sensei. He had even proposed and she just smirked and said "I'll think about it." He did see her jumping around in celebration later on though so he knew she was just messing with his head again. If he were to be honest it made him want her even more.
He had begun learning the basics of the Hebi taijutsu style from her, along with her shurikenjutsu method which was unmatched. His clones had really come in handy, as he was able to create 20 that were capable of performing their own jutsu to practice all of his skills while he worked on his physical training. He wanted to increase his speed to the point of matching his one tailed state without any chakra whatsoever, as he had decided that he couldn't always rely on Kurama. Itachi had taught him that. Surprisingly Kurama had agreed and since she remembered everything she observed from his memories when Naruto went to sleep at night he sparred with her while she used the styles he fought within the Tsukuyomi. It was really weird that she didn't want him to use her chakra anymore, but he didn't complain at all. It sure did make his trips to the Forbidden forest more difficult though.
He had poured his all into learning to create four chakra chains on his back, and after much practice he succeeded his mom's skill. Since then he had been practicing the tarantula style as much as possible, even creating clones and sending one to the Academy everyday. He also learned from Kushimaru and applied it to trap making in battle as well as using his chains to connect to his sword in a similar manner. While he hated Tobi as much as Kurama he also studied that style so that he could counter it. His shadow clones themselves would be a decent counter to Pein, although he knew that defeating the Rinnegan shinobi would be most difficult. He knew not to take any of this lightly, and he often thought long and hard about what he could do to improve himself. Perhaps his most notable improvement was the "Flow" the sensory technique that he created while facing Orochimaru in Tsukuyomi. His range had extended and he tried to keep it active non stop if possible, even using his clones to spring surprise attacks on him while he wore a blindfold.
At first he could just sort of feel them coming, but after a while he started to feel how they were moving and could actually kind of picture their movement within his mind. He ended up having them surround him and attack slowly so that he got used to different attacks from different places without seeing anything, and it worked wonderfully. He really wanted to work on his sealing as he still only could make storage scrolls, and he had his eye on creating explosive notes next. He did apply seals on his palms that held two short swords and seals on the bottom of his shinobi sandals that held shuriken. He didn't learn any more jutsu yet, but he could do the shadow clone jutsu with a half seal like his wild lions mane technique.
All in all he was considerably stronger now, and the skills he knew had great potential on the battlefield against even seasoned jonin. Anko had given him a bingo book when she got the latest issue, and he learned about many other shinobi that had prices on their heads. Every single member of Akatsuki was listed in the S rank section except for Tobi and a few others, and Naruto was positive he could handle himself well enough to at least escape capture unless he was caught in Tsukuyomi again. That was a big reason why he blindfolded himself. With his crow jutsu and the shadow clone jutsu at his disposal he figured it'd be nearly impossible to catch him, and if you added the underground travel justu he was actually really well off. The Flow made sure he couldn't be ambushed or blindsided, and gave him an edge because of his growing awareness of how the body could and most likely would move.
Nekome and Lu had also learned new techniques, Naruto teaching Nekome a chakra infused roar and Lu a bark that sent a shockwave that would leave an opponent off guard. They also both learned the wild lions mane technique for defense and the hair Senbon techniques for offence. His two animal partners also picked up some things from watching him and Anko Mich to his displeasure, at least advantage after being pleasured one morning when he didn't put them in their pokeballs the night before. He woke up thinking Anko was using her tongue to get his morning wood off, and only opened his eyes after he reached his climax. The blonde screamed so loud that everyone in Konoha heard him when he saw Nekome and Lu in their human forms(Yoruichi and Sesshomarus mom) both covered in his seed and licking it off of themselves looking very content. That day he had learned why the Inuzuka only had same sex animal partners, and every single time he released them from their pokeball afterwards they would immediately transform and try to jump him if he wasn't careful.(Sexual Wobbufet Lmao) Fucking perverts.
Speaking of perverts Jiraiya still hadn't returned and it looked like he couldn't be found at the moment. Naruto had been absolutely giddy at the prospect of joining him in his travels, especially considering his potential to be the best spy living due to his crow, clone, underground, and Flow jutsu. If he could figure out where the other jinchuriki were located then he could mist likely locate all of them without too much of a hassle. He had even started sending crows off to fly outside of Konoha and explore, and even to search for Yakumo who he still missed and wondered about. He hadn't had much luck yet, but he did sort of get to see new places and meet a few people.
As far as the Academy went, well recently everything had started to fall apart for the last Uzumaki. First off Shikamaru had been suspicious of Naruto and basically had accused him of Ino's murder in his anger. Naruto didn't take too kindly to that Shit, and he grabbed the lazy Nara by his throat and was about to demolish him before Chouji intervened. While the Akamichi didn't necessarily believe Naruto did it for sure, he had been scared shitless from Naruto when he used Kurama's chakra while fighting Itachi which didn't help his opinion of the blonde. Chouji had decided to side with Shikamaru who had been his best friend for years, and started avoiding Naruto along with many others from his class. Kiba however had been fiercely loyal to the blonde, and as a result had become Naruto's other best friend besides Shino who had also defended him. They didn't even really care when he revealed that he contained the nine tails, and Kiba somehow thought it was actually pretty badass.
The only other two he was in good terms with were Hanabi and her sister Hinata, who Naruto learned had a crush on him so bad that it was the reason she always lost consciousness. As such he started teasing her more so than Hanabi who had become jealous of the attention he gave her sexy older sister. He had even trained with her a few times after finding out that her father didn't really care for her as much as Hanabi, or at all honestly. It was the reason why her self esteem was so low, and also the reason why he didn't really bother with keeping up with her whereabouts like Hanabi. Hinata was definitely a kind gorgeous girl with beautiful hair and a great pair of hooters, but Naruto knew nothing could ever really become if it as long as Akatsuki were still out there. She wasn't strong like Anko hime, and even if she was the Hyuga would never let the "demon" have even the lowest of branch members. One day before class though hehe had to admit that he enjoyed what the jealous Hanabi had done to him, which in a way may have confirmed that he was in fact a masochist. The Hyuga heir had fucking juken palmed him in the hallway while pulling him in the janitor closet, kissing him furiously with Naruto reciprocating when his feeling came back. Oh how he would've fucked her and let off inside of her if it wasn't for Iruka cockblocking sensei busting in on them. Naruto didn't know how the hell he always found him, but somehow he did just as the blonde started licking inside of Hanabis ear and pressing his member into her body while grabbing her soft ass. After that he made sure that he kept an eye on them both at all times, and they never had another chance since then.
That wasn't the worst of it though, no not even close. Naruto didn't know what the fuck was up with Sakura, but for some reason she had started treating him worse than even Sasuke had. When he had first returnees to the Academy after sex week with Anko hime, he had been the one to console her. He had been the shoulder that she cried in for her best friend. He had been there for her! The following week however she had suddenly changed, and Naruto just couldn't figure out why it even how she started dating Sasuke emo prick Uchiha. Why the fuck would she date the guy that tried to kill her just a few months ago, and why did she suddenly start treating Naruto like He was something less than feces in the sewer. She had even struck him atop the head once when he kept trying to ask her what was wrong, and called him fucking Naruto baka! Naruto Baka!? He saw Sasuke sitting and looking at him with a smug smile, and was instantly reminded of Inovwhen he thought he saw her blowing his tiny pecker. He didn't know it was really all a Genjutsu from Yakumo, but still.
While he was truly hurt from what she had done, something didn't sit right with him about the entire situation. It was just too farfetched. He knew Sasuke had the sharingan, as the thief ALWAYS had it active nowadays. What he didn't know for sure was its full capabilities, but considering that Itachi could turn a single second into a day inside if a world that he created, it was probable that their could've been a mind control technique of some sort. Once again thinking of Ino, Naruto was certain of it. That didn't mean he could prove it however, as even when he had Hinata scan Sakura for foreign chakra she was unable to determine what was up because of Sakura's unique chakra system. She always had the first two gates opened that were in the brain, and her purple chakra was actually difficult for her eyes to see through due to its volatile nature. He knew it had to be Sasuke though, and he honestly wanted to just kill the bastard in cold blood to find out. If he was wrong then the world would just be rid of another rotten Uchiha, and thus would be a better place for all.
His disgust only grew further when Sakura moved into the compound with him, along with all of the other Sasuke Fangirls in the class which numbered around 10. He knew what was happening, but it was so fucking crazy his mind didn't want to believe it. Eventually though he let it be, but he did have a crow spy on the bastard whenever possible.
Frowning in extreme displeasure Naruto bid his fun little students farewell and watched them as they ran off to do whatever. He really liked them all, and they had kept his mind off of the Academy situation and his new status throughout the village. People now looked at him with fear, and why? Because of Sasuke's evil fucking brother Itachi. It had gotten so bad that he changed his orange haori and made it all black with dark blue swirling waves along the bottom. It also had a large blue spiral design on the upper back with the kanji for UzuKage going through it. It drew less attention than his orange garb and blue was his second favorite color anyways. He had also noticed that most of the truly powerful shinobis wore black or another dark color and they had a good reason. It was nearly impossible to see attacks coming during the night, and also it was good for camouflage.
Shaking his head at all of his recent misfortune, he started slowly walking to exit the large trading ground he was at. Thinking about scoring some Ichirakus Ramen Naruto turned his head as the wind gently blew and he smelled a peculiar scent on the breeze. It had to be perfume, and laying eyes upon the cute girl that appeared to be his age or a little older he smiled brightly at her as she stared. He hadn't even sensed her until he saw her though, and that certainly was strange. She was really pretty and wore a fancy pink dress with matching boots, a pink ribbon atop her blonde hair that was styled into two long swirling pigtails, and she had sapphire blue eyes like Naruto did. She also was holding a pink parasol umbrella over her, despite it being a sunny day. Overall she appeared to be of high class, and she spoke to Naruto with a very girly girl voice while smiling brightly at him." Hi Naruto kun I'm Nui.. Nui Harime. Pleased to meet you!"
Observing the girl as she continued smiling at him never breaking eye contact, Naruto walked toward her while running the back of his head with his trademark foxy smile.
"Hey Nui Chan, it's nice to meet you too. I guess you know me from one of my pranks or something huh? My bad if I got you with something I really didn't mean to." He replied thinking of all the carnage he had caused since learning the shadow clone jutsu.
Smiling brighter and making Naruto blush slightly, she answered." Haha you're funny, but that's not why I'm here. You see.. I traveled all the way here so I could fight you. Normally I'd just kill you since I do what I want when I want, but this time..."
Naruto never had a chance to reply before she bursted toward him at extreme speed using her parasol to block her from his sight. Naruto would of been killed just like that if he hadn't had his Flow active and he rolled to the side dodging the large purple sword that ripped through the umbrella.
"What the fuck are you!?" Was all Naruto managed to say as she rushed him once more as he unsealed his two short swords just in time, blocking the downward verticle strike by crossing them like an X.
"Oooo this will be fun!" She exclaimed giggling as she pushed off of him with her blade that looked like half of a pair of scissors. Naruto was impressed by the short girls strength, and the fact that she moved so fast while wearing that dress. Back flipping in the air as soon as she pushed off, Naruto was again put under pressure as a long length of thread lashed out at him from the bottom of her dress, nearly skewering him but instead penetrating the ground below him. Chakra chains erupting from his back as more and more threads started lashing at him from many angles as she charged him again, Naruto kicked his foot up strongly while channeling chakra, sending a spread of shuriken directly toward her. Once again surprised by her skill, Naruto saw her easily deflect every single disk while she laughed and yelled." Silly Naruto kun, you're shuriken can't hit meee!"
Slinging himself back with his chains, Naruto resealed his swords and immediately used a half snake seal and sending a barrage of hair needles at Nui while yelling." Lets see you stop these then Nui Chan!"
His jaw nearly hit the ground as she twisted and turned all throughout the yellow Senbon, hearts in her eyes after seeing his hair grow. Going through three more seals, Naruto blew a strong dusty gust of wind from his mouth, aiming to stop the girl's rapid approach. He was again shocked when she just jumped from the ground using thick fabric from the bottom of her dress to launch herself in the air. Smirking at her exposed position, Naruto again used the hair needle technique while toning down the amount so that he wouldn't accidentally kill her, but he didn't even touch her as she wrapped herself with a silk cocoon technique with thread exploding from the bottom, anchoring into the ground and pulling her down extraordinarily fast. The cocoon actually drilled into the ground with ease, and only a second passed before it exploded from the ground exactly where he was before he slung himself with his chains to avoid it. Still spinning rapidly in mid air, Naruto's eyes widened as thread shot from it like a spindle and wrapped around him, binding him and instantly draining his chakra causing his chains to disperse. Nui was instantly in front of him, her hands on her knees as she bent down with a wide smile.
Barraging her fellow blonde with many questions all at once Nui asked." I like you better with long hair, how did you do it!? Do you have a girlfriend!? What's the bitches name!? Are you into bondage!?"
Naruto started stammering with his eyes going white at this girl who was obviously insane. He quickly yelled at her." What the fuck kind of question is that last one!? Are you fucking crazy!?"
Nui just smiled with a mischievous look in her eye and replied." Maybe, but I'm definitely crazy about you! Just so you know I own you now, and if I find out you're cheating on me I'll crucify the bitch and slaughter everyone that attends the funeral."
Naruto was literally scared shitless at th her seriousness, she actually meant the Shit she just said! It was even worse because of the cute voice she said it in, and the matter of factly tone she used.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Naruto yelled as her dress exploded from her body and wrapped them both in a large some of thread, and his muffled shouts were never heard as he was fucked by Nui of the elite 7. She was only supposed to fight him to keep him occupied while her partner handled the mission, but she had to say she liked what she saw. And she did what she wanted, when she wanted.
I wonder who noticed Naruto's cycle of hooking up with crazy chicks lol.