I do not own Naruto. I do own...fuck it I'm drunk.

"Uuugh, what happened?" Groaned a groggy blonde ninja as he awoke from his deep slumber, hardly noticing the soft warm pillows that his head was resisting on.

An entire month had passed since Naruto had been placed on team seven, and while he despised Sasuke with a passion it actually hadn't been all that bad. He never spoke with, sparred, or even spoke badly of the Uchiha, instead choosing to only really learn from Kakashi and observe Sakura discreetly.

The bell test had been a fucking joke, as All Naruto had to do was replace a crow with Icha Icha Tactics, and Kakashi probably would of assassinated Sasuke and Sakura to get The novel back. Then when asked who he'd pick to pass, Naruto just tossed them both the bells figuring he could just join the Anbu anyway. And then they passed, but after a lecture on the importance of teamwork from their new sensei.

The jonin had become like an older brother to Naruto, the two of them often hanging out after those hellish D Ranked missions, or at least his clones did. Naruto hadn't gone on the chores they called missions even once, instead using his dopplegangers to handle them while he did other stuff. Other stuff being mostly perverted things to his girlfriends, and a lot of things indeed.

Tsubaki had seldom left his apartment since he had brought her there, and despite her clingy behavior Naruto had come to love the chunin just like Anko, Hinata, Hanabi, and surprisingly Rukia. One day a few weeks earlier Anko had returned from a mission and popped up at Naruto's apartment slipping inside and finding one of his clones "taking care of" Tsubaki. Now, that situation COULD and probably SHOULD have gone south very quickly, as the enraged assassin screamed Naruto's name out in confusion and a hurt voice that expressed her feelings of his betrayal. BUT Naruto had given in to the perv side and was only growing stronger with the force, and this was realised when he first used his"Hentai Mind Trick."

Now, Naruto is genuinely a nice person and a lovable guy, but even so what could he have possibly done to rectify such a volatile situation. It all went back to the origins of his hard path, the very beginning of his journey of hot sex and multiple partners, one Nui Harime. His clone had been so tainted by the perverse powers that could have gave him the nickname "Darth Penetrator" that it showed no fear when Anko suddenly appeared and yelled at him. No, instead it simply pulled its wet dick out of Tsubaki and thrusted its hands at Anko yelling."Get Over Here!"(Sexual Scorpion from Mortal Kombat lol)

Then with a shocked and struggling Anko bound by chains, multiple other clones appeared within his apartment a handseal later, and Naruto put Anko in her new place. As his slave!

"Listen here you sexy bitch, from now you're to call me by my proper name, Master! Now I would introduce you to my other slave Tsubaki, but since you need to serve your new master it'll have to wait!" His clone declared with dominance radiating from it.

Anko stood no chance against his tentacle jutsu, Naruto creating multiple chains and unsealing many different vibrators all at once. Fondling the jonin with many hands and using chains to suspend her from the walls by her arms, Anko had no choice but to worship the emperor of the poon tang. Her screams of pleasure were heard all throughout Konoha, along with her shouts of MASTER. Tsubaki wasn't left out though, as Naruto used chains to hang himself from the ceiling and fuck her senseless while dangling from it, frenching her while slamming his seed into her way more than one time.

Hinatas subjugation had also been achieved, albeit the execution being very bold. Naruto literally infiltrated the Hyuga clan compound by using his crow form to enter her bedroom, and he fucked Hinata so hard that the girl actually started crying from the pleasure. Although he had put his hand over her mouth to keep her quiet, the rocking of her bed was loud enough to draw her father's attention from down the hall. Pints of his cum blasted into the girl as Hiashi knocked on her door, and he told her that he owned her just before fading out of existence letting his seed flow from her folds onto her all white bedsheets.

Hanabi also was demolished by the blonde, and he got her back for that juken Shit she did in the Academy before Iruka interrupted them. Flying to her windowsill, he silently entered her room and found that she had just taken a shower and was in a white towel drying herself off. Perfect. Transforming he stealthily slid behind her and easily pinned her down, putting his hand over the startled girls mouth and suppressing her struggles.

"I've been waiting for this since the Academy Hanabi hime"

The girls struggles ceased as she recognized Naruto's voice, and the boy instantly stripped her towel from her and straddled her nude form with a predatory smirk. Creating another doppelganger that spread her legs and attacked her clit with its tongue, Naruto fondled the powerless girl and leaned close saying." You belong to me now, just like Hinata does. As my new property your duty is my pleasure, but don't worry because your new master is kind."

With that Naruto completely dominated the fiery heiress, using chains to bind her arms and legs and spread them out while his clone kept her quiet with its hand. Taking the girls virginity at once, Naruto reveled in the feeling of the tightest pussy he had ever felt in his life, and even though he took it slow the blonde came within Hanabi more than he had ever came before then, literally flooding her insides. The girl had been in ecstasy, her eyes rolling back as Naruto kept thrusting into her while gripping her thighs. Then more clones appeared groping her breasts jacking off as they watched her breasts bounce back and forth, until finally wrapping things up bukkake style. They shot huge loads of seed everywhere on the sex drunk girl, covering her breasts, neck, and face with his loads. Then finally finished, They all disappeared except for the one with its hands over her mouth, who just leaned over and kissed the panting girl before saying." Now go take another shower and clean yourself off you dirty bitch, I'll be back for you later."

He had also improved his crow jutsu for long distance travel to visit Rukia everyday, and instead of a crow he transformed into a black hawk which was way faster in the air. He found out she really loved to suck him off, and he made sure she nearly drowned every single day. He'd fuck her face for hours on end, loving how she gagged but always wanted to take him deeper into her throat. He even took her out on multiple dates, but He had yet to reveal his new harem to her but he would really soon.

His life had also taken a huge turn for the positive, as All his women were now pregnant with his children. Because of that he had bought a nice 4 bedroom house that was in foreclosure for a very low price, and he used his clones to fix it up and move in. It was in a nicer part of town and no one even knew he lived there, since he always disguised himself or used crow form to go there. He had noticed the shinobi that tried to constantly tail him long ago, but They weren't a problem for him to shake. He also bought a lot if new furniture and decor, and thanks to his deal with the Aburame he hardly made a dent in his savings.

Speaking of the Aburame, his perverted clones had also managed to fuck Shirahime Aburame until it was logically time for her to cum, and it had been a peculiar experience. She never took her shades off, and she didn't make any moaning whatsoever no matter what he did to her. No what made sex with her great was that buzzing thing she did as Naruto approached his climax. It was like his length was squeezed by hot, wet, vibrating velvet and he unloaded inside the stoic girl so much that she finally let out a moan enjoying the feeling of his cum.

He knew Shino and his father were responsible for it too, as they had tried to "ally" with the Uzumaki multiple times before then. After sparring with Shino, the boy had said he wanted to take their friendship "further"'and Naruto automatically assumed the worst. Shino getting a tick mark was quick to correct him before saying he had to check his insects and he'd be right back. Then like two minutes later Shirahime came and opened her trenchcoat like a shady alley drug dealer revealing her nude form! He could've sworn he saw Shino smile later on but he wasn't sure.

He also had made an "alliance" with the Inuzuka clan one day when he went to find Kiba. Tsume had led him into her home saying Kiba was back in a room, but when he got back there she fucking pounced on him. Now she definitely wasn't the best looking woman ever, and she was like 36 or 37, but Naruto instantly got rock hard because of her feral behavior. She bit him on his neck directly in his spot, and Naruto got so turned on he grabbed her by the neck and flipped her over so that she was on her back. He was so excited by her that he literally ripped her clothes off and pinned her down as she started to wildly scratch him which made him even hornier. Grabbing her wild hair roughly with lust driving him, he tore into the woman without restraint and for the first time he didn't last more than a few seconds before cumming. She looked disappointed thinking he was finished for a second, until a chain wrapped around her neck and he fucked her even harder while pulling it and her hair. He bit the woman all over loving the rough feral sex they had, never letting her on top even once and slamming load after load into her. It was after busting in her a third time that he told her." You're gonna help your new master rebuild the Uzumaki aren't you Tsume!?"

She could only moan out a yeesss before the door to the room creaked, Hana standing shocked at what was happening. In the blink of an eye a chain was around her neck too, and making a clone Naruto drug Tsumes daughter roughly to where they were laying.

"Naruto let me-"

"Hana be quiet and roll over!"Naruto firmly demanded making Hanas eyes widen as she stopped speaking.

Looking him directly In his confident eyes, and then seeing her mother look at her expectantly, Hana obeyed Naruto's command and got on her hands and knees. Instantly Naruto was upon her, ripping her pants off and lining his length up with her folds. Grabbing her brown hair, Naruto pounded Hana doggy style until he suddenly exploded into her, pulling her back into him by her hips and grunting as his seed filled her.

"You're going to help me rebuild the Uzumaki too aren't you!? Now roll over again!"

Pulling out of the flustered girl, Naruto lifted her once she rolled over and set her by her mother, the top of her head against the top of Tsumes. He then proceeded to roughly fuck both of them simultaneously, making their heads bump into each other's every single thrust. Then they both pulled out of the Inuzukas, shooting their load all over both of them, their seed crossing paths mid air. And it only got freakier from there.

Under normal circumstances having a willing harem is nearly impossible, and Naruto had pondered the reason why his was successful long and hard. Other than him being long and hard. He stumbled upon the answer to his question after deep sagely meditation, during which he had once more seen Jiraiyas ghastly form. It was for a variety of reasons including his clones, looks, and the chains, but it was actually a principal. Corruption. Even if the girl wanted him to herself, after Naruto forced his will one time, it was basically over. His nice personality, honesty, and confidence were also very important, but it all boiled down to fucking the girl so well that she became perverted herself, thus corrupting her forever more. Since everyone WAS into bondage, he had the perfect tool. Add his tentacle jutsu, and there was no resistance. In order to manage his harem so he could spend time with everyone he had shadow clones. It was perfect. It was the hentai mind trick.

Other than fucking and training nothing much had changed, but he did learn very important information from the old man. He had asked about the other Jinchuriki, and found out that Suna, Taki, and Kumo had known jinchuriki. He also learned of the formation of the shinobi villages themselves, and how the bijuu were given as a sign of goodwill and to balance power. He had asked about Kiri, but the Hokage seemed to avoid answering so he let it go. So he now had a starting point to begin his search, and his Black Hawk jutsu would let him travel. He had already sent clones to Suna, Taki, and Kumo to find their bijuu containers, but right now he was in a different place entirely.

Yesterday had been his birthday, and since he was turning 16 he and he was now a ninja he had decided he wanted to go to a casino for his birthday. After a small celebration with Anko, Tsubaki, Shino, and Hana he had left for Otufaku Gai, the homely woman town. What the fuck kind of name was that! He had seen some of the most beautiful women in the world here, since he had sent his crows out before and a few had visited. The only reason they didn't gamble was because they didn't have any money, but Naruto had decided to come himself and enjoy his 16th year. Regardless of all his friendships and loved ones in his life now, he just didn't want the village to spoil it, things had just been going too well.

He had also been to Tanzaki Gai, Crater City, and Port City as well, but they didn't have such a huge entertainment district. There were hotels, casinos, theme parks, bars, brothels, arcades, boxing matches, everything! It didn't take him long at all to find a major casino in the area, The Fruitful Vine. Apparently they had the best Sake in town, as well as a few new dealers. At least that's what he heard from a few people. Hoping he could prey upon some beginner dealer and beat the house, Naruto quickly went and bought some Sake, and he even went and flirted with some sexy ass girl named Kagome, but some Inuyasha guy came and cockblocked, but whatever.

Drinking the bottle and discreetly sparking a joint in the smoking section, Naruto practically smoked the whole thing in two drags before taking another swig of alcohol. Scoping the casino out, he saw most people were at the slots, but honestly he thought that was a little lame. It might be fun for a while, but he preferred poker, blackjack, or dice. Especially poker since he played strip poker with Anko who was very tough to beat, but when he did win she didn't have much clothing..so. Finishing his first bottle and quickly buying another, Naruto started to feel the effects and was a tad tipsy, which meant he needed to go ahead and start taking people's money.

Heading over to a blackjack table, he found that he was alone against the dealer, but he decided to test his luck anyways. You're really supposed to play with other people against the house, and they could help if they've been around long enough to know it the table's hot or if the dealer was a fucking hitman, Taking everyone's money. Placing down the minimum amount of ryo, Naruto relaxed back into his seat and sipped some Sake as the dealer quickly shuffled and then dealt his hand. He had gotten a king, or 10 of the 21 that he needed for blackjack. With a "Hit me" the dealer slid him another card, which was an ace. He had blackjack! Waiting for the dealer to see what she had gotten the pretty brunette woman pulled a Jack, after her first card was a 7. The only way she could win was with a four, or an ace an another small card. After the Jack, she pulled a 7, making her exceed the 21 and bust with a 24. Naruto had won his first hand, doubling his small bet. This had continued on for two more wagers, with Naruto betting everything he won from the bet before, and now he had 8 times what he had first wagered!

A busty blond woman wearing green seemed to take notice of this and immediately came to the steaming hot table, looking to eat and eat good. Looking over at the woman Naruto instantly blushed, and he blushed bad. This had to be the single most beautiful woman he had ever seen, even beating Kurama's human form. Nothing was plain about her, not her curvaceous figure, her beautiful honey eyes, her blond hair, or the blue jewel she had on her forehead. She was a goddess! Taking a swig of the sake bottle Naruto decided he had to have this chick, whoever she was.

"Let me, I insist." Naruto said placing a generous amount of ryo on the table. It wasn't like he lost anything, it was all winnings after all. Besides, he had hundreds of thousands of ryo on him, and this was just a thousand.

The woman looked surprised by The gesture, and seeing the young man stare at her face and not her chest but still blush so brightly she smirked. He obviously had a thing for her, but who could blame the little gaki. She did think he looked good though, and also very familiar. Still smirking she smoothly said." Why thank you, you're too kind. This table must be on fire huh, you haven't even lost once have you?"

Shaking his head while taking a gulp of sake, Naruto replied. "Nope, so ya better get while the gettins good. I'm Naruto by the way, Naruto Uzumaki."

Her eyes widened at hearing his name, and Naruto thought he made a mistake instantly noticing her recognition. Maybe it'd be a good idea not to give his full name all the time, at least while Akatsuki is on the move. Deciding to leave before something bad happened, he was surprised when the woman stopped him while saying." It's alright, I was just surprised. My grandmother was actually an Uzumaki herself, so I guess that makes us family huh."

Tsunade was surprised by the hug she instantly got from the tipsy blonde, the boy becoming emotional and holding her for dear life. Then he slowly backed away, blushing heavily before apologizing and asking her for her name. He was again surprised by her answer.

"Tsunade Senju."

At once the dealer seemed to recognize the name, and before Naruto could talk she quickly chimed in." Excuse me, but are you two going to place your bets?"

Rubbing the back of his head with his foxy smile, Naruto sat back down and pushed all his winnings forward. Looking at Tsunade and his face turning red, he berated himself for getting so flustered by the woman. She had to be at least 50, but damn she was hot! He knew the Uzumaki lived long, but he never expected to look like 20 at 50, it was just crazy! As the he dealer quickly shuffled the deck and dealt again, Naruto saw that after the second card he had 21 again, and Tsunade also had 21 after she received hers. Then the dealer busted, and they both looked shocked beyond belief for some reason at her winning.

A few hands later, it quickly became apparent why. Tsunade sucked at gambling. She had placed everything Naruto had won on the table, and even though the dealer had a low number of 17, and Naruto had 21 again, Tsunade just busted. And it happened again and again even after using her own money. She seemed to finally catch on after becoming frustrated, and in sheer desperation she handed Naruto her remaining money hoping to kami that her gamble on the blonde wouldn't effect his outcome. And it didn't. Naruto never lost not even one time, and the dealer couldn't believe his luck against the house friendly deck. Neither could Tsunade.

"Naruto, is that all the money you have?" She asked almost believing that he was her polar opposite in gambling.

Pulling out his scroll, Naruto unsealed its contents and made Tsunades eyes nearly pop out.

"Did you win all that the tables!?" She asked with an incredulous look of jealousy.

"Nah, I just have a business contract with the Aburame that lets me live comfortably. My best friend's the clan heir." He explained with a smile.

Tsunade looked like She was deep in thought for a moment before saying." You think I can borrow some ryo, but you place the bet!?"

Naruto paused for a moment and then his eyes widened, a predatory smirk instantly coming across his face. As he pushed in 100,000 ryo, and the dealer looked nervous, it was truly a grand moment in history.

A few hours later, along with millions of ryo and Tsunades debts being paid off in full, the two of them could be found in a penthouse suite at the finest hotel in the city drinking sake and laughing. After winning back to back in different casinos and eventually being banned from all of them, Tsunades apprentice Shizune had gone and handled her debts much to her delight and amazement. Finished playing with his 10+ million ryo, Naruto sealed it in a scroll and put it on his waist where it was safe. He now had plenty of money for his future clans not so humble beginnings, and he sure was happy about it. Watching Tsunade play with hers and drink her third bottle of sake, he was amazed she wasn't drunk yet. He then decided to ask her about it.

"Are you even tipsy!? You drink that stuff like it's water! And it's premium too!"

Smirking at her new favorite blonde Tsunade replied." Pulease..This is nothing, but I guess a lightweight like you can't hang with the grown ups can ya!?"

Naruto looked deeply offended at this and immediately answered." Tch. I'm legendary at the shinobi bar in Konoha. Even the jonin can't hang with me in a drinking contest. Even Anko can't out drink me, and she practically swims in sake!"

"Prove it!"

And just like that the contest of the century commenced, with unforseen consequences for everyone involved.

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