Wheel of Dares

by Vullet

And then, reboot. Everyone yelled, screamed and starred at the writing being good. Drobot literally glanced around and realized she was back in business. And every Kirby character screamed as they suffered torture from the fans. [The same fic you know and love, just with better writing quality, new fandoms and jokes and a hell lot of confusion] on indefinite hiatus

4. Chapter 4

Drobot: We are back free of blood lose!

Chamelo Arm: That's a first.

Dyna Blade: Is it?

Drobot: So first PsychoFangirl says,

Psyco Killer- KISS ME!
Evil Kirby- Go on a murderous rampage
Drobot- It's 9:30, there's fish everywhere(watch Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2:Time to understand)
Magolor- You have lost your sense of direction for one day
Dedede- *hugs* you don't get the respect you deserve from everyone else, that's why my nickname for you is a affectionate name like "Deddles".

Psycho Killer: *Destorys PsychoFangirl*

No Face: OH ME LOR IT SCARY! *Takes at a nerf gun*

Drobot: You do know Nerf Guns just shoot fome darts.

Kirby: I no evil more.

Drobot: What? IT'S FISH! I JUST CAUGHT A GREAT BLUE WHALE!

Ridley, No Face and Deathy: 0.0

Magolor: Uh…This no affect meh.

Dedede: I KNOW RIGHT!?

Drobot: I know that I stayed up past 12:00am last night rewatching Spirited Away.

No Face: HORRAY!

Psycho Killer: *grunt grunt* (Tralastion: I WILL MURDER YOU NO FACE!)

Drobot: 0.0 Your really wanta do that Psycho Killer? You can in my Sprited Away Nassicua Crossover.

Psycho Killer: :)

Drobot: Now Gamerfan64 asks,

Kirby: *gives you Ultra Sword* Try to defeat every single Anime character with this.
Meta Knight: You v.s the strongest person in this room.
King Dedede: Say Imma clobbah dat der kirbah whenever you do something.
Bandana Waddle Dee: Why didn't you fight along with Kirby in Triple Deluxe?
Marx: I give you the SUPER ULTRA DELUXE AWESOME OH MY GOODNESS ULTIMATE CANNON!
Magolor: How did you survive after RTD? And don't say anything about pie.
Taranza: SPIDER MAN, SPIDER MAN...
Queen Sectonia: Quick, get the bug spray.
Whispy Woods: You're still my favorite 1st boss even if you're too easy.
Kracko: LET IT RAIN, LET IT RAIN...
Galacta Knight: *poke*

*The entire main cast of Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Tales From Earthsea, Howl's Moving Castle and Nassiuca of the Valley of the Wind are hit by Ultra Sword Kirby excluding a very 0.0 faced No Face and Psycho Killer*

Kirby: That will wipe em clean!

Drobot: Anime is like a drug. Once you watch one movie, you need to watch them alll!

Meta Knight: NOT PSYCHO KILLER!

Drobot: *Poses like Magolor* I AM THE STRONGEST! *Blasts Meta agasint a wall knocking him out*

Dedede: No.

Drobot: I will not punish that because it is almost a much a pain in the butt to type as it is to type Sectonia's Nickname.

Bandana Waddle Dee: I NO IDEA!

Marx: Yeah! *Blasts all the staff*

Drobot: I am immune.

Psycho Killer: *grunt grunt grunt!* (Translation: Your almost as bad as that faceless b*tch!)

No Face: IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS THAT F***ING OHM OF GODLYNESS!

Ridley: I prefer Samus beating meh up!

Deathy: F*** THIS SH*T.

Magolor: I ate ribs that make you imortal!

Drobot: Is there pork that makes you imortal? Cause I 3 Pork Loyen.

Taranza: TEH FLIP AND CHANGE GRIMLOCK IS A LIE!

Drobot: IT IS A LIE! IT TAKES 18 FLIPS! Also it's 46 buckaroos. I belive it's the most expenise Transformer toy evar made!

Sectonia: I ALLERGIC!

Whispy: Meep.

Kracko: Shut it up! Shut it up! THIS SONG KILLS DROOOBOT'S SOUL!

Drobot: So. F***ing. True.

Galacta: *singing My Little Pony theme song and sees the Rainbow Dash turns into gun moment from the new Transformer movie* F*** YOU WHOEVER MADE THIS MOVIE! Huh..Who poked me?

Drobot: Now My Imaganation12 says,

can i be guest plz D: OWE T.T
Magolor, plz go Soul Form and kill Deathy. For Apples?
Deathy, -hits with Mega Hammer- I HATE U!
Drobot, -hugs- URSO CARING!
Zero Two, :3 well tough luck
Sectonia, -hits with Mega Hammer- STAY AWAY FROM MAGOLOR! ):C
Dyna Blade, good for u.
Grand Doomer and Kirby, eating contest

Drobot: Sorry, I'm anti-guest and anti-ocs(expect for my own Ocs of course!).

Magolor: Deathy I will say this….*Turns into Soul form* YOU'RE A B*TCH!

Deathy: MEH HATTER!

Drobot: Bald Eagles are endangered. Plus my highest level animals are eagles, I have done Forgotten Desert god knows how many times and I have 4 flipping eagles! And 3 Hyenas. Don't ask why…It's personal crap.

Zero Two: MEH WANT MEH PANCAKES!

Drobot: Like a Met….riod….A pancake on a street!

Ridley: *Gets Offended*

Sectonia: I HATE MEH LIFE!

Drobot: Tough luck, Magolor who cloned Marx was different, you were just Magolor 2.0 and not a eaiser Marx.

Dyna Blade: ….

*They tie*

Drobot: Now Sparklegirl808 says,

Hi here are my dare:
Everyone: watch try to watch this without laughing or grin and then watch don't hug me I'm scared and what comes to mind after watching don't hug me I'm scared.
Yamikage: why u work for Nightmare and I luv you *kisses him*
Galacta, Yamikage, Meta, and Arthur: sing any song
Yamikage: Kiss Meta Knight
Magolor: how do you eat
Drobot: can OCs be accepted and Kiss someone in the room and I dare you to shove Meta into a gender changing machine *places machine into room*
Kirby: here's a mic *tosses a mic towards him*

Everyone: PIES!

Yamikage: I no idea.

No Face: #BrokenNinja

Ridley: #BrokenHammer

Deathy: #ABUTTON

Drobot: #BrokenLeaf

Psycho Killer: *grunt* (Translation: #KillNoFaceAtAllCosts)

*They sing the MLP theme song*

Yamikage: NO!

Meta: NOOO!

*They make out*

Sword and Blade: 0.0

Magolor: WITH THIS! *Opens a No Face like stomach*

Drobot: I will kiss this Cyber Dragon Nova! *Kisses a Cyber Dragon Nova card*

Meta: *Is a girl*

Crystal: Now I can no longer be your girlfriend or I would be gay.

Kirby: SCREEECH!

Drobot: Now Glumshanks sayz,

I Have more dares!

Magolor:Put on some underwear and then let King Dedede give you a wedgie.

Bandana Dee,Marx,and Grand Doomer:Fight each other!

Kirby:Eat Bandana Dee,Marx,and Galactica Knight!

Magolor: *Gets a wedige* MY IMAGANATION12 SAVE MEH!

No Face: *shoots Dedede with a nerf gun*

*Marx wins due to him losing control in his Soul form*

Kirby: Ok *eats em*

Drobot: NO MEH MARXY PO!

Ridley and No Face: 0.0 Ohmsome!

Drobot: Lastly but not leastly with a Doom…er question Galbo says,

Drobot: SET THE OHM FREE... TO DESTROY!
Landia: 2 things: first, what could u do with the master crown that u can't do now? second, HOW CAN U NOT WANT REVENGE ON MAGOLOR!? he set the three most powerful warriors and Dedede on u and stole ur epic crown.
Sectonia: gotta sa fun boss. epic background themes on ALL forms an decent challenge. hmm, i wonder how well i would do if i entered u in an Animal Crossing Bug-Off
No Face: y u creep on Chihiro in Spirited Away?
Kirby: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Drobot: Read my fanfic when it will come out. Nassica, Haku and Windwing will all be saving No Face's butt from him.

Psycho Killer: *grunt grunt* (Traslation: Your lucky this time, No Face!)

Landia: Change forms. Now I 4 dragons. AND MAGOLOR HELP MEH SOMETIMES!

Sectonia: I amazing! *Gets wacked with a baseball bat by Magolor*

No Face: MIYZAKI I SHALL MURDER YOU WITH MEH NERF GUN! IT WAS HIS FAULT!

Drobot: HE RETIRED :(

No Face: Fine I stock Chihiro cause she let meh in bathouse with tick people off and-

Drobot: You were a total b*tch but a flipping funny one. Y they no put ur voice actor in credits, just wynaut Japan?

No Face: I fell so offended right now.

Ridley: AT LEAST YOU WEREN'T HERE FOR THE ORGINAL! I HAD TO PROXY AS A FLIPPING DINOSAUR!

Kirby: *Releases the Kracken*

Drobot: *Kills the Kracken* MEH NO LIEK HIVE FLEET KRAKEN! LETHAVIEN 4 LIFE!

Deathy: YOU LIKE THAT HIVE FLEET CAUSE THEY ARE THE SMARTEST.

Drobot: Yes indeed, See you next time on Wheel of Dares and Army of Derpyness will update withen 1-3 days!