WHAT DOES NEJI SAY RIGHT AFTER SEX!? IT WAS FATE FOR YOU TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS. hahahahah
I do not own Naruto. At least I don't think so...
"Juzz..give id up gaki. You..can't..win." Tsunade drunkenly slurred, her hand gripping her tenth bottle of premium sake.
"I..neva gib up Nade hime. Dads ma nindo..ma..ninja way." Naruto said with determination in his glazed eyes.
The two of them had been drinking for quite some time now, and despite her tolerance of booze Naruto's natural resistance to alcohol had made him a formidable opponent. They didn't even use their saucers, instead choosing to drink straight from their bottles as fast as possible to outdo each other. Earlier that day they had talked about a lot of different things, one of the main topics being medical ninjutsu, the other being Hokage. Tsunade and Naruto had opposing views concerning the topic of his dream, Tsunade thinking the position as a curse and ultimately death for whoever led the hidden leaf. Naruto's passion for the title however had very much reminded her of her deceased lover Dan, and after many attempts to dissuade the young man she had taken a liking to he just couldn't be swayed. In the end, they had agreed to disagree, but despite that it still bothered her very much.
When the two of them had first started drinking their contest, the controversial topic had again come up with Naruto declaring that when he was Hokage he'd definitely push her idea for a medical program with all his power. This had deeply moved the sannin, even though she still told him he was being a fool. Why did he have to remind her of Dan so much!?
Naruto had told her of his desire to learn medical jutsu himself, even explaining his experiences in saving multiple lives using the natural healing trait of his chakra. She was seriously considering taking him on as an apprentice too, the boy was practically the exact same as her personality wise, and he certainly had the drive to learn. It was this thought that caused her to speak while drinking from her 11th bottle.
"So..ya serious wanna learn medic jutsu huh Nato?"
Drinking from his own bottle Naruto swayed and said." Dam straight.. I gotta protect erbody..I won't led ma friends hurt...gotta keep em all safe!"
She smirked at this and said." K then..I'll show ya one ride now..you wanna see?"
Naruto just nodded dumbly as she got up before he said anything, stumbling around the table and approaching him trying to stay balanced. She tripped up though just before reaching him, falling into him and falling on top of him causing them both to fall to the floor with yells. Slowly rising with much difficulty, Naruto saw that Tsunade was struggling as he finally reached his feet and she seemed to be trembling for some reason. Going over to help her, he barely managed to hoist her up and noticed she wasn't moving but just staring terrified at her hand.
Eventually seeing the blood, Naruto grew slightly worried for her despite her medical ability, and he pulled her over to the bed so that he could sit beside her and look at her finger.
"Tsunade hime wuz wrong!?" He nervously asked trying to figure out Why she looked so afraid. She just kept staring at the blood with wide eyes, and Naruto could take no more of seeing her in such a state. Gently grabbing her hand with his own, he carefully channeled his chakra and watched as the wound healed, and he wiped it away to make sure it was finished before talking again." Ids all right..wuz just a scratch..stupid chair."
She seemed to snap out of her trance after a few moments, and Naruto saw the worried look on her face as she told him." Don't be Kage..you juzz die..then can't protect anyone!"
Naruto swayed to the side surprised by this and replied." No! Yurr wrong..I'll make it so no more war! No more killing..no more-"
He didn't finish before she got angry and grabbed him by his shoulders firmly, shaking him with a look of desperation as she replied." Don't be fool! Juzz come wid me an Shizune..we can go wurr we wan..we can heal people an be free! Forget da leaf!"
Naruto didn't even consider it as he shook her off startling her, and he rose up to leave the suite and walk to clear his mind. He didn't make it a step however before Tsunade grabbed his hand and pulled him, using more strength than necessary because if her inebriation. Off balance, Naruto tried to turn and catch himself but just ended up falling forward on top of Tsunade, causing their faces to be very very close to each other. Neither of them moved, and Naruto blushed from being so close. He was hypnotized by her beauty, and without thinking he leaned down and kissed her, causing her eyes to widen. Surprisingly she didn't even get angry, but instead everything felt just as it should have been, and she lowered her eyes and began to kiss him back moaning into his mouth. This went on for quite some time, and eventually Naruto was so turned on by the kunoichi that he began pulling down his shinobi pants slowly as he continued kissing her. Then he reached for her pants, and he slowly began working them down seeing as she didn't resist at all but just let him do it. His member was as hard as a diamond, and he didn't wait to push himself into her, feeling the warm embrace of her slickened folds. He slowly but surely thrusted deep inside of her, never ceasing his kissing as he felt the euphoria throughout his body. Pulling her large breasts out with ease, he felt as if he was in heaven as they bounced back and forth putting him into a trance. As he felt his orgasm quickly approaching, he grabbed her head from both sides and slightly picked up his pace, letting his entire length slide in and out. Kissing her and massaging her tongue with his own, Naruto could last no longer before he loudly moaned in her mouth getting jelly legs as he thrust himself all the way forward. He stayed deep inside of her for quite a while as he continuously came in her womb, the feeling being amplified by the alchohol and sending chills throughout his body. The blonde then felt very tired, and he slowly closed his eyes never taking his member out of the sexy sannin that drifted off into the land of dreams as well.
Remembering what happened on his birthday as he lifted his head from Tsunades large breasts, he quickly realized the hangover would be nothing compared to what would happen if she woke up and got angry at what they did. Very carefully rising and slowly pulling his rapidly hardening dick out of her, he nearly thrusted back inside of her because of her sexiness, but resisted the temptation and was relieved to see that she was still very much in a deep sleep. She had a small smile on her face that Naruto thought was truly divine, and he was actually considering her offer from before. He could travel around and help people along the way, but He truly wanted to become Hokage. It was his goal in life, and he knew he could help way more people with the villages support than all by himself or even with a few others. He didn't even put his pants on as he stealthily left her to her slumber, instead grabbing them and using the transformation to cover himself. As he opened the door, he wondered what would happen when she woke up, and he smartly decided to create a clone to try and at least clean her up and see how she reacted when she rose. He wasn't gonna stay though, not when she could probably liquify his insides with one blow!
~3 Days Later~
Now back within Konoha, Naruto had been in great spirits the last few days, and for good reason. After Tsunade woke up and didn't seem to remember the night before, Naruto was extremely happy at his decision to clean her body and redress her. She probably would of woke up seeing his cum and her undressed self and made it her mission to hunt and kill the Uzumaki heir. Instead she woke up to breakfast that Naruto bought along with hangover cure, more alcohol. She even showed him the mystical palm jutsu when he asked her about a simpler healing technique. Somehow she did seem to remember her offer to him to join her in her travels, but he quickly declined her on that.
It was weird though. In a way Tsunade was the perfect match for the young ninja, as she was strong, smart, beautiful, an Uzumaki descendent, a medic, teacher, and was extremely similar to him In her attitude. The only things were her age and her cynicism about Konoha, and also her luck. She just shouldn't gamble. He had left her with advice to buy a property or something with her winnings and not to bet more than a million of her money, but she seemed to just brush him off. Seriously!? She was like 50 and she didn't even seem to have any money management skills. Kami forbid if she became Hokage. Tch...as if that could ever happen!
His black hawk clones had failed repeatedly to find Suna, but he did have success with Taki because of a jonin he followed into an underground cave. He did make it to Kumo but he couldn't find anything out from listening in on conversations, and eventually his clone ran out of steam. He resent another one though with more chakra. He was a really hoping he could find them both, as the old man had said they have two!
Unlike Kumo it was disturbingly easy to find the girl named Fu that he immediately thought was very attractive. It was her odd features that did it, as she didn't have much of a figure but she was still damn sexy. He mint colored hair, her tan skin, her orange eyes, she was just so exotic! After a bit of snooping around he had eventually located her trying to get some grub, and he quickly learned there was a reason for her petite figure. She was outright hated throughout the entire village, save for the leader Shibuki. Everyone openly despised her and made no bones about it, and she rarely got to eat any restaurant food instead living off the forest that she resided in.
Naruto had approached her after buying a ton of different foods for her to try and she had instantly gotten defensive. She warmed up to him quickly though, and he just mostly watched her while she ate like a ravenous wolf, but he didn't mind. He probably looked like that with ramen after all, so he couldn't really talk.
The girl had no friends whatsoever, no family to love her and cherish her, and it hurt Naruto's heart to find such a thing. While at first she didn't trust him, it quickly became apparent that she was friendly and curious by nature, but no one fucked with her at all. It was worse than him when he only had the old man and Ichirakus in his corner! When she finally finished eating, Naruto introduced himself again and told her more about himself. It was pretty much like what he told Kakashi, but way more detailed and personal. She just listened giving him her full attention, a blush on her face the entire time that he instantly noticed but didn't take advantage of, well at least at first.
Then he dropped the kyubi on her, causing her to nearly go into shock that he was like her. She then berated him with questions. How was he treated, could he control the demon, why was he chosen? He answered her every question truthfully, and he figured she had gotten jealous when he told her about his friends. She had tried for so long to make even casual acquaintances, but She had no luck no matter how kind she was. That was when Naruto hugged her tightly and shocked her, and he promised he would always protect her. He didn't know it then, but that had been her first physical contact that expressed any sort of affection, and she didn't know how to react.
She just sat there for a long while, and when Naruto drew himself back the girl instantly jumped him, hugging him so tightly it hurt and burying her head into his chest. And they just stayed like that for the longest time, Naruto gently stroking her beautiful hair that may have been his favorite, not even letting his inner pervert taint such a moment. And then they broke the hug, and she looked so desperate for another. And then she spoke." N-Naruto...I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay here with me forever!"
Those words truly hit home for the blonde. Were ALL jinchuriki lonely and despised!? Shunned and discriminated against!? Ostracized and tormented for their cursed existence by the very people they protect daily just by living!? He didn't known for sure, but from his own experience it must have been a common occurrence now that he met Fu. For all he knew there were jinchuriki who had snapped, maybe even becoming worse than the very demons that they contained. And that was when he started to formulate his plan. Fu had no one besides him, and after asking about her training he realized her growth had been stunted like his when he was first at the academy. Inside a village that mostly consisted of jonin, the 16 1/2 year old girl should have been at least chunin level, and that was at the very least.
Naruto was pissed off at her treatment, flat out pissed. He'd be damned if she lived like this another minute, or even another second if he could do anything about it. And he could. That's when he replied." Fu...you said you don't have a last name didn't you?"
She nodded her head a little curious of his odd question, and Naruto continued in the same quiet tone of voice." I think Fu Uzumaki sounds nice, don't you?"
She was confused by this for a moment, but she caught on quickly and her entire face turned red. She began to stammer when Naruto silenced her, pulling her into a deep passionate kiss with more raw emotion than he ever had channeled before.
"I'm gonna make you my wife. Believe it!"
Although she didn't know how to kiss at first, she quickly gained experience since she refused to let him break the kiss even once. Just like that she belonged to Naruto fully and wholeheartedly, and Naruto could connect with her on a level like no one else in the world. They kissed for what seemed like hours, and Naruto eventually began slipping her skirt off before moving on to her shorts. Not wanting her to lay in the dirt, he used his gi top as a makeshift mat and laid her on top of it, never breaking the kiss since she wouldn't let him. He pulled his pants down with a little difficulty, his hardness actually preventing him by getting in the way. Eventually he pulled them off wrapped held her even tighter, sticking his tongue in her mouth extremely turned on from looking into her glazed orange eyes. His favorite color. It was very difficult to enter into her folds, since she was just as right if not tighter than Hanabi, but no blood came probably because she had been treated roughly by some asshole during training.
They both moaned in ecstasy as Naruto rocked back and forth inside of her, and she was so exotic and so tight he didn't last a minute before exploding within her with a loud grunt. He just kept at it as his seed filled her, and he never stopped making love to the girl that entire day. Apparently she had a healing factor as well, although less pronounced than his own. It did let her pretty much instantly get used to sex though, and she only felt pain briefly before it was all pleasure. And that's how they spent their first day together, making love and eventually taking about the future, Naruto only mentioning Akatsuki when he felt it was appropriate. It may have been really soon to say so, but he told Fu that he loved her, because honestly he did. She was just like him in so many ways, and he knew she'd always be his ride or die chick, his wife that had his back. Luckily he thought of telling her he was a shadow clone, and he'd probably fade away but he'd definitely be back within a few hours and then he'd never leave her again. Ever. She definitely got worried but he promised on his very life he'd return to her, and his fiancee eventually believed him. Eventually.
Since then Naruto had been sending clones at regular intervals to stay with her, and he had pondered where could he possibly take her. The answer came to him quickly, and he had sent a clone to Tsunade to ask her the humongous favor he needed from her. As luck would have it, she agreed, although her and Shizune were going to Tanzaki Gai since Otufaku wouldn't let her gamble there an longer. Go figure. At least Fu would be closer, and she'd be training under the strongest kunoichi alive.
Sealing up his gifts and Fus new sword he had TenTens dad forge for him, he checked the pokeball as well and nodded his head before creating a clone. For some reason he thought a Nuibari replica would suit her, and he also caught many different large arthropods from the forbidden forest since she could control bugs, which was awesome. He also bought her a ton of clothes and was giving her his manga since she liked to read when she could. With a perverted smirk he also sealed Icha Icha The Game Plan. All that was left to send was some money, and 200,000 sounded alright. He just hoped Tsunades gambling habit wouldn't rub off, and especially her shitty luck.
Sending the doppelganger off with its task, Naruto began his journey toward the Hokage Tower For his C Ranked mission. It he would have journeyed, but he just put his hands in a seal and disappeared in a small tornado of fierce winds.
WAVE MISSION UP NEXT..LET ME JUST WARN YOU, SHIT GETS INSANE!