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Leaving Zabuzas hideout after a detailed discussion on upcoming affairs, Naruto was trying his hardest to stop himself from staring at Hakus ass as it switched while she walked ahead of him. Since it was still early evening they were going to start training immediately after Naruto requested it much to Zabuzas pleasure. The demon of the Mist had other business to handle before personally teaching him, and Haku would be his temporary mentor in the art of silent killing. As she shunshined back into the clearing where they had met earlier, Naruto's clone faded out of existence and he gained its knowledge as Haku appeared in a swirl of mist before him.

Looking closely at her features as she slowly walked toward him, he couldn't help but blush slightly but he squashed his inner hentai for the moment considering her skill and the seriousness of the situation. It would most likely be war soon, unless he could gain enough skill to assassinate Yagura without being detected. That's what he was hoping to accomplish, but he knew the chances of that happening were slim to none. And even if he could do it, it would really need to be Zabuza to land the killing blow if he were to be Mizukage. He didn't know much about the powerful swordsman, so he couldn't really judge what sort of leader he'd be, but he'd definitely observe him closely to make sure he's worthy. There would be no point in usurping Yagura and putting someone worse in charge after all.

Somehow noticing his attraction to her in the low light, Haku smirked and asked." Like something you see Naruto San?"

With a serious expression Naruto calmly replied." You could say that, but right now isn't such a great time to flirt no matter how gorgeous you are. We got some training to do."

Still smirking Haku replied." Good, and by the way I'm a boy so..."

His eyes widening in shock Naruto exclaimed." Bullshit! If you're a boy then I must be queer! You're too damn sexy to be a guy!"

"But I am."

"Prove it! I'll believe it when I see your junk dangling between your legs!"

Blushing at Naruto's dare Haku hesitated and changed the subject saying." Are you ready to begin? There's a lot we need to go over but I have the feeling you'll take to it quite easily."

Calming down about bit Naruto answered her smirking." Tch, I knew you weren't a dude. Anyway yeah, how do we do this?"

"The way of silent killing requires several phases of training before mastery like anything else. To master it completely as Zabuza and I, you'll need to know the water walking exercise, along with adjust the way you walk. Meditation is also very helpful, as it gives you the stillness needed when fighting from a concealed position before suddenly striking. You'll also need to hone your sense of smell, hearing, touch, and the sixth sense that everyone has at some level. Let's begin by me showing you the basics of movement. It will hamper your speed until you adjust, but soon enough you'll be able to move around three fourths of your true speed while maintaining complete silence."

And so Naruto's new training with Haku commenced, and after a while of learning from the ice kunoichi Naruto noticed something and asked." Hey where's that other guy you were with? The one with the white hair."

Frowning Haku answered." Kimimaru...The fight with the Uchiha took a toll on his body. He's had some sort of illness for quite a while, and even when Zabuza threatened to kill every doctor no one could find a cure, or even diagnose the problem. I'm worried for him."

Immediately smiling and confusing Haku Naruto declared." Heh.. you guys are in luck, cause I happen to know the best damn medic in the elemental nations! If Tsunade can't fix em he's screwed, but I'm pretty sure she can pull it off! I'll ask her about it tomorrow."

Her eyes going wide with shock Haku smiled and grabbed both of Naruto's hands saying." Thank you so much Naruto San, I'm grateful to have met a person such as yourself. Someone who'd help another without a second thought purely from the kindness of their heart."

Pulling Haku closer to him and wrapping his arms around the small of her back Naruto replied." Just Naruto Haku hime. That's what my friends call me and I think you count as a friend. But then again you could be something much more to me if you play your cards right."

Blushing at his teasing Haku giggled but never tried to break his hold. She liked the warmth of his embrace and his personality that seemed like it could win anyone over. Looking him in his eyes she said." Is that so..well I'll certainly have to stay sharp if I'm to win your heart. Shouldn't we be getting back to your training first though Naruto kun?"

Backing off from the beautiful kunoichi Naruto nodded his head with a smile and they continued well into the dark of the night, parting ways feeling a unexplainable connection and looking forward to the next day. Arriving at Tazuna's house in a whirlwind moments after training, Naruto didn't bother knocking but instead leapt up to the second story window where his temporary room was located. Slipping inside quietly while practicing the silent step, he was welcomed to the sight of Fu sucking his clone off on the bed, using her recently acquired skills on his replica who was trying his hardest not to moan. The girl really had a way with her tongue!

Dispelling the clone and making Fu a little sad, Naruto dropped his pants so she could continue where she left off. As his clones memories rushed through his head while Fu put her lips to his length, he realized that she read the entire Icha Icha book he gave her before. The way she kissed his hardness and swirled her tongue while looking up at him made him want to go crazy. It was when she smirked that he finally lost it, and grabbing her head the blonde began forcing more and more of himself down her throat loving the gurgling sound she made. After a few minutes of this he could feel his climax coming quickly, and he pulled her by her beautiful mint hair just before exploding in her mouth and all over her face and body. It was at this moment that Tazuna's young grandson Inari chose to burst into the room exclaiming." Hey Naruto sama when ya gonna teach me to-"

The boy's jaw went through the floor upon laying eyes on Naruto holding Fu by her hair shooting his load in her open mouth and all over her. He had never seen such a thing before, let alone even knew it was possible. It was too much for his young mind to process, and after stammering he was ejected from the room by the geyser of blood that shot from his nose. Both Naruto and Fu seemed to be oblivious of all this or simply not care, but Naruto did create a clone to go and check on the boy and lock the door. It seems he would have to give him the birds and the bees talk, and as much as he didn't want to at least he could create another pervert and continue the hentai line. Inari was about 12 or 13, so he was old enough and he would even be receiving shinobi training soon. Naruto just had to get everything set up right.

After a few more hours of sexing Fu, the two of them finally ended their session and took a long shower together. It was during this time that Naruto decided he'd send Fu to Kumo to learn to control the Nanabi, since B said that all jinchuriki were in danger of death from their seals eventually weakening. It wasn't just a chance, it was an inevitability. Since he had control of the eight tail Naruto figured it should at least be a little easier for his fiance, or so he hoped. He'd have to accompany the girl and leave a few clones to handle business in wave. This was just too important to send her off with only a clone.

After much thought he also decided to send a few clones to Water Country while he slept, if not to help someone then at least to scout and get a feel for things. The Kage bunshin really was the perfect spying technique, especially coupled with his hawk transformation and underground fish jutsu. After drying off and heading to to his and Fus room he placed his hand in a half seal creating four clones and sending them off as he rested his head with his girl pulled close to him.

~Hours Later in Water Country~

Walking through Bay City and keeping his eyes peeled for anything of interest, Naruto now understood why Mist ninja were Mist ninja. The fog that blanketed the landscape was thick and added a mysterious quality to the dark city, and Naruto we absolutely sure that a lot of fucked up things had to be happening all around him. He could just feel it, and with Bay City being the water country counterpart to fire's Port City there were plenty of venues. Port City was notorious for drugs and human trafficking as Rukia had explained to him, and many people who went missing were never seen again. But that was in Fire country, and considering water country was less prosperous it must have been considerably worse here. Shaking his head at his cynical thoughts, Naruto decided to relax a little and walked into a small bar after a while.

Upon entering, everyone immediately noticed his unique features and nice apparel, and a prostitute swiftly approached looking to gain a new customer and his pocketbook. Naruto wasn't really into the pay for play thing, but he did have to admit that this chick was really really hot.

"Hey there handsome, I'm Leone and I can make you feel so good you'll never forget the experience. How about It?"

Smirking at the woman Naruto shook his head and replied." No thanks Leone Chan, you're really beautiful but right now I'm just gonna have a few drinks and unwind. Here let me make it up to you and buy you a few."

Using his shadow ryo jutsu which he had developed just for his clones to use since they didn't have money sometimes when it was needed, Naruto bought the both of them sake and got Leone something extra that she liked. It was some sort of fruity cocktail which Naruto just couldn't get with, but whatever. It was after a few drinks and a long discussion about Bay City and the state if things that Naruto dropped the bomb and asked the question he had been wanting an answer for.

"So umm, Leone hime...I've heard a bit about It and I've been really curious. Do you know anything about the bloodline purge thing that's happening?"

Time seemed to stop as nearly everyone in the bar turned and looked at Naruto as if scrutinizing and sizing him up. Maybe he should of whispered that question...But at least he wasn't in any danger since he was a clone. The startled blonde woman in sitting by him seemed to get exceedingly nervous and she quickly answered him saying." As I'm sure you've noticed that's a touchy subject Naruto kun, but I can say that the purge is very real and if you give even the slightest hint of being abnormal you'll pay severely. It doesn't matter if you're a child or someone's grandmother, you'll be killed in cold blood and hung from a street lamp. It's that bad."

His eyes widening Naruto slowly nodded his head and took another sip of sake, and Leone decided to change the subject as a figure smoothly exited the bar." So I know you're from fire country and all, but what I don't know is why you're all the way out here in Bay City. Do you have family here or something?"

"Nah I'm just a traveler exploring and seeing the sights. Meeting people, learning new things, just the path of life I guess. Umm.. if you don't mind me asking how'd you end up in this line of work? I can't explain how I know but I think you'd do well doing something else. Anything else.."

Frowning she answered." Well I normally wouldn't tell but I've been working in massage parlors since I was a child. It was all I could do to get money and I've been doing it so I have food to eat every night. Maybe there's something more to life...But for me I don't know anymore.."

It was obvious the conversation was putting her in a bad mood and she was already tipsy going on drunk, but Naruto decided to buy her another drink along with himself and offer her an alternative. Pulling out a fat joint stuffed with monkey balls marijuana, Naruto held it out to her and explained." Then come with me away from this place. I can take care of you and show you another way. I'm something of a celebrity where I live, and I promise you you'll be treated well and even respected as one of my precious people. I'm not letting you stay here any longer, and that's that!"

Leone looked shocked beyond belief at Naruto's bold declaration and was about to say something when Naruto's lips smashed into hers stopping her and instead causing her to moan. She didn't know how she knew but Naruto was definitely her way out of her horrid situation, and the young man didn't seem to judge her based on her profession like everyone else would. She had been treated like something less than human nearly her entire life, but he just talked to her with respect and genuine kindness that couldn't be faked. He wasn't one of those smooth talking hustlers she had encountered before trying to con some poor girl into becoming someone's slave, he was just a great person.

Naruto didn't care what her past had held, and looking into her beautiful amber eyes while running his hands through her blonde hair he broke his kiss off and she immediately rose and grabbed him by his hand pulling him away from the bar and outside. After a short walk through the dark streets of Bay City they arrived at a small motel where Leone already had a room at, and they didn't even make it through the door before their tongues were entangled and clothes were coming off. Naruto couldn't believe the size of her breasts and the large orbs could definitely rival even Tsunades his length quickly reaching full mast, he didn't hesitate to enter his new girl and thrust into her with reckless abandon. He did start off a little slower, but she wanted it hard and fast and Naruto damn sure would deliver. As her breasts bounced back and forth as she laid on her back, Naruto was hypnotized by the rhythmic motions and felt himself reaching his peak faster than usual. With a loud grunt and short jerking pumps he unloaded pints of his seed into her, bending over and sticking his tongue in her mouth never stopping. This went on for many hours and the non-stop sex was assuredly the best Leone had ever had if her screams of pleasure was any indication.

After finally finishing Naruto pulled his new woman close to his chest and gently stroked her hair while explaining that he was a ninja and he'd take her to his new village once development was finished. She seemed to be in another world but eventually she just drifted off to sleep holding him tight as if he may disappear at any time. Naruto was about to drift off to sleep himself when he felt something quickly moving toward them. His sensor techniques range had been lessened due to his split chakra, and feeling the intense murderous intents he quickly pushed Leone off of him waking her up while riding to his feet hurriedly. There were at least 50 people close by, and explaining this to the confused woman he saw that she recognized what was happening.

"Oh no it's the bloodline extermination squad! But why!? How!?"

Her question would soon be answered as the door to her room was kicked open just as Naruto finished getting dressed.

"I knew you were one of them you fuckin whore, and your clansman only confirmed it. Those whisker marks, and both of your cat like features are the proof! Now prepare to die bitch!" The trench coat wearing man in front of the large group declared.

All of the mass of men were wearing similar grey trench coats and armed with kunai or swords, and they resembled the Aburame because of the shades they all wore. Naruto was just about to attack when he felt something strange behind him where Leone was laying, and he also felt something approaching from above the motel at the same time. Turning toward his woman he was surprised to see that her features had somewhat changed and she now looked feral like a feline of some sort. Her hair had become more wild and he was instantly reminded of the Inuzuka by her changed eyes. He had no time to think about It before all hell broke loose, and the leader of the group had his throat ripped out by the nude girl before she kicked him into the crowd with enough force to send many men toppling.

That wasn't the end of if though, and everyone became surprised as a fat man wearing a suit slowly descended in front of them with a very disturbing smile on his face. The only thing he said to the group was." Hello gentlemen. I've journeyed here in order to take your lives."

The look of amusement on his face as he bowed to them all never left his face as multiple men rushed toward him intent on ending his life, but they never even got close before being forcefully ejected away by some invisible wind like push. Then the massacre began, and pointing his cane like weapon at the extermination squad he fired multiple sphere like objects that split off into shrapnel that ripped through their flesh like it was nothing. Blood pooled on the ground as men had their heads blown off of their shoulders as the cannon like weapon repeatedly boomed causing many to attempt to flee. None of them got far at all before kunai embedded themselves within their skulls and exposed backs, and the fact man flew toward the rest swinging his cane expertly as the small blade along the outside cut through meat with ease. No one survived the assault, and as Naruto and Leone watched him finish the last man with a close range shot to the neck he then turned his attention to them causing Naruto to instantly create a clone weakening himself further.

The clone instantly grabbed her and phased into the ground just as the fat man once again bowed while tipping his top hat saying with a large smile." Hello, boy."

Naruto leapt to the side as a large chunk of door and wall was riddled with the spread of powerful projectiles that exploded from the cane, and chains exploded from back ripping through the wall and rapidly shot toward the unknown man. Still smiling he stood completely still as the chains stopped mid air as if a barrier had erected itself around him. Peeking around the wall surprised Naruto was further stunned when the man opened up his coat flaps like bat man and revealed a very large assortment of unknown weaponry, pulling something out and pointing it directly at him. It was very different from the cane since it was way shorter and more robust, and the object that shot from it hummed through the air as it honed in on his position. That night the entire motel was obliterated by the devastating explosive weapon, and Naruto had gained a new enemy who had become hell bent in hunting the intriguing boy that escaped his wrath. He had to kill him, and he wouldn't rest until he did. That's why he was known as the mad man of the Mist.

~The Next Day~

Standing in front of the group of prospective shinobi before him, Naruto nodded his head in approval at the decent sized congregation. While many of the citizens of wave had wanted to become a part of the shinobi force that would be New Whirlpool, only a few had been actually able to mold chakra. It was because of this that Naruto decided to create a police force as well and train them in tai, shuriken, and kenjutsu. Even people who weren't a part of the police or shinobi ranks would receive at least basic boxing training, and literally everyone was happy to receive training from their hero.

Since the academy along with everything else was currently in construction, Naruto and his new students were in a medium sized field That was a ways away from the village. Inari was there of course, and the boy had been ecstatic ever since learning he could use chakra like Naruto. There was also Sheele the glasses wearing girl that Naruto had a thing for. He'd definitely be adding her to his harem soon enough, and he knew the way she looked at him she wanted it. Then there was Akame and her younger sister Kurome, and Naruto had first met them during the village raid while they were bravely fighting off bandits with broomsticks. Kurome seemed to have a crush on him since she'd always blush or try following him around. He didn't know about her older sister though, she was kind of hard to read.

New there was a young man a little older than Naruto named Roy who's nickname was Mustang. He seemed to be calm, ambitious, and a rather pleasant person to be around. Then there was Ed And Al Elric, two brothers that seemed to be extremely intelligent and inquisitive. Naruto considered Ed to be much like himself, and Al was very respectful and polite. Then there was Kenshin who was a peace loving young man with a fascination for kenjutsu. There was also Ryuko and Naruto loved her bad ass attitude and the red highlight she had in her hair. She was as good as his too. There was Sango, a dedicated young woman and very attractive in Naruto's eyes. She really liked his jaguar Nekome and Naruto would definitely get a feline friend for her as well. Last but not least there was Miroku, the young man that had inspired Naruto to try his hand in writing an Icha Icha type novel. He hadn't really started yet, and he was really trying to somehow locate Jiraiya so he could ask him for tips and hand out with his godfather. In a way Naruto owed all his growth the man, in a weird way. Miroku was definitely as perverted as Naruto was, but his constant rejections from an enraged and violent Sango led Naruto to believe he may need some seduction training.

Leone would also be joining them once construction progressed further, and altogether he'd have 13 shinobi under him. He also had a plan to continue visiting the Mist and extracting any kekkai genkai holders and bringing them to wave like Leone. Fu was currently on her way to Kumo along with his original self, and he also had a clone with Leone and a few searching his home land whirlpool. Anko and Tsubaki were also now off duty because of their pregnancy, and they were both eligible to retire from the leaf which they were planning to do soon. It would be perfect, they could move to wave soon and maybe even take positions as academy teachers if they wanted to.

Everything was going well and Naruto was finally getting everything together in his life. He just hoped things would continue to be fortunate for him and his new family and home.

In case you wonder who the fat man was, lookup spike vs the mad pierrot on YouTube. Best anime sequence ever! Also the other characters are from anime which is why I skip description, along with laziness. It just too troublesome..writing the next chapter will be such a drag. Get ready for another new manga btw! Guess what it is!?