Drobot: I HAVE MENTAL ISSUSES! YAY I SEE A HOUSEBOAT! YAY OTTERS ARE HERE! Swag.

Haku: yay

Ridley: The Fluttershy Affect got to Haku.

Drobot: Do you think it was that drawing I drew?

No Face: Most Likley.

Drobot: I READ THE MAZE RUNNER IN 1 DAY! I'M HALF WAY THROUGH THE SCORCH TRIALS! ARE YOU ACCUSING ME ON READING FAST?

Calcifer: Something is wrong with her. Very. F***ing. Wrong with her.

Ridley: Drobot…..GET SOME SENSES!

Drobot: I hear Oliver! *leaves the room*

No Face: Well, let the show go on!

*a red/orange/yellow flame patterned leopard with a bunch of badass crap enters the room*

Mystery Snow Leopard: MY NAME IS SWAGCIFER AND I AM PART OF DROBOT'S SELF COSINCE!

Ridley: Their goes my dreams :(

Deathy: IKR.

Swagcifer: Imagination says,

-playing Pirate Galaxy- YES! I KILLED RARE MANTIS AVENGER 1 LVL ABOVE ME! YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! -spinning around on Spinny Chair- -notices u- oh hi!
Magolor, :D - hugs-
Dark Matter, ur a Black BLOB WITH A EYE!
Zero Two, - brings out Ion Blaster and shoots eye-MWHAHAHA!
Calcifer, BURN SOMETHING!
Kirby, Who do u hate from Ribbon, and Chuchu

Good day to u! -contiunes Spinning on Spinny Chair- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAY!

And

Magolor, nopeyes 1st account: MagolorFangirl -huggles Magolor- 2nd one: MyImagination12
Kirby, be a ninja and steal food from the kichen.
Zero Two, make it rain PANCAKES!
Pycho Killer, -clobbers him with Mega Hammer- UR A BUG?!
No Face, -gives Grand hammer- for protection
Sectonia, OHMYLOR! STOP SENDING UR WASPY MINIONS AT ME!

Magolor: yay

Dark Matter: :3

Zero Two: ouch! And I can't…

Calcifer: *burns Marx*

Kirby: *walks off to Punishment Room*

Swagcifer: 0_0

Psycho: o_0

No Face: yayyayayyayayayayyayayyaaaaaaaaaaaay

Sectionia: flip no! *gets killed*

Swagcifer: okay so now….

Calcifer: Wait….DID YOU COPY MY NAME?

Swagcifer: It was an attempt to make you but I renamed it cause on the fendora!

Calcifer: -_-

Swagcifer: Psyco says,

*crawls out of rock* Hi, how's it going? I'm just digging around the gaming community while trying to get past the tones of homework I'm already getting in the first TWO WEEKS of school.
Drobot- So I don't want to be a nuisance but when ARE you going to update Army of Derpness, it's just kind of building up dust like a lot of stories of its kind.
Magolor- LOOK BEHIND YOU IT'S AN ALIEN!
Galacta- Make Batamon X stop rampaging by using the "flutterstare".
Psyco Killer- Teach me in the methods of killing!
*one training montage later*
I'm tired, I'm gonna take a nap. *climbs up Nightmare and sleeps on his shoulder*

Nago: why u no make an account psyco?

Swagcifer: IM ENJOYING THIS LAST WEEK BEFORE 5TH GRADE! If right…I'm getting the seminar teacher. I hope my BFF will be their…Viren…I hope you still play Yu-Gi-Oh.

Magolor: no.

Galacta: Swag.

Swagcifer: ONLY I CAN SWAG! *Tackles Galacta* and also…I have a really bad writer's block.

Psycho Killer: kk

No Face: HE TALKS!

Psycho Killer: *grunt grunt!* (Translation: I can only say kk)

No Face: So you can't say K -_-

Swagcifer: Ginger sayz,

Yay! I made everybody happy (except Marx LOL)

Meta, Galacta, Dark Meta: Slapstick fight. Three Stooges style.
Drobot: Thanks. I'm not very good at coming up with ship names, except for StarryKnightShipping (metaKnightxRosalina). And that might have already been a thing!
Tiff: okay, wait. So you have only read like 1/2 of the first Harry Potter book?! Here *spawns all 7 books*
Dedede: You're a penguin, Dedede... You're a grumpy, grouchy guy! Sing the rest of the song, it's on brawl in the Family.
Thanks for posting my review!

Swagcifer: np.

The Meta Gang: *all dies*

Tiff: I'm currently reading the Maze Runner.

Swagcifer: I'm currently half way through the Scorch Trials….yay!

Dedede: WHAT PAGE!

Swagcifer: Well…I post all reviews…-_- unlike some people -_-

Deathy: :3

Swagcifer: J sayz,

Hi!
Everyone: play sonic06, mega man x4, and mega man and bass... or look up let's plays of said games. On a side note: WHY DID CAPCOM GIVE X A GIRL VOICE!? *sigh* I swear there are better games in all three series for example sonic colors, mega man 2, and mega man x.
Drobot: Eat a pie in under 30 minutes without using your hands.
Meta: JUMP INTO A BUCKET OF COLD WATER
Galacta: *snickers* *whispers into his ear* the water is actually scalding hot. *snickers*
Bandana Dee: HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE!?
Yamikage: your now my second most favored game character, because Lumine from mega man stole your spotlight.
Calcifer and No Face:...*stares* So how's life?
Ridley: you no have to worry about Shirix
Bye guys that's all I have for now. Oooooohhhhh Lumine where are you you little smexy cutie?

Swagcifer: meh meh AND WATCH ME! *Devores a mud pie*

No Face: well the metas died. And Life's good.

Calcifer: -_- I feel like now I'm Drobot's star.

Swagcifer: lo star

Calcifer: -_- Not what I meant.

Yamikage: -_-

Ridley: I WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING THANKS TO OXYGEN!

Zero Two: *bounces around the room*

Swagcifer: Lastly, Galbo says,

3 cheers for updates!
Drobot: do you like Chihiro/Sen or Kohaku/Haku better?
Sectonia: Orkin is that pest control company that supposedly stalks insects and ultimately kills them
Landia: out of curiosity, what does your diet consist of?
Kirby: actually, Pit can't fly, so u r better! in celebration, here's some Miracle Fruit. go nuts:)
Dyna Blade: since your head is your major weak point, how many concussions has Kirby given you?
Dedede: take the red pill
meh, dats all for now. enjoy:)

No Face: She likes me the best.

Swagcifer: I liek dragons as much as I liek Mystery Dungeon. Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky is my fave game ever. Take a guess.(it's Haku)

Sectonia: I thought you meant Warhammer 40k orks

Landia: stuff

Kirby: yay! *swallows my AWESOME GALBO DRAWING* o crap

Dyna Blade: idk

Dedede: *explodes*

Swagcifer: *disappears*

Drobot: *walks into room* Guess the houseboat made me isane for a while, ey?

No Face: We meet Swagcifer.

Drobot: Well that's good.

Ridley: OR IS IT?

Drobot: CYA NEXT TIME ON WHEEL. OF. DARES!