"HA." He beamed over at Alice. "Karmaaa. Shirt, bitch." Rosalie rolled her eyes. He grinned his extremely white teeth, and Alice scrunched her small pixie face, as is she had bit into a lemon. She whipped her billowy blouse off revealing a canary yellow bra. Jasper seemingly appreciating this, threw a nod at Emmett. "Just doing my job, bra." But Alice's pout soon turned into a wide grin. She skipped the dice across the table and landed in an even 8. She placed her tiny silver shoe on an orange square.

"Hmm, I guess I'll be consistent." She turned to Jasper, raising her small eyebrow, "I want your pants off." She held her small porcelain hand out towards him. He gladly pulled his jeans off and placed them in her grasp. She scooted her chair closer to him and smiled. Now that almost everyone was missing some article of clothing, someone decided to make it interesting. Alice asked me if I wanted anything, and I answered,

"Coke please."

"Here's your drink, Bella." Alice greeted warmly re-taking her spot across from me. I sipped my drink idly trying to preoccupy myself. Hmm, this coke tastes a little off; maybe it's flat. I saw Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett exchange a glance. I finished my drink, and Alice was back refilling it to the brim. I had some trouble trying not to spill the overly filled glass, and connecting the rim with my mouth. Someone let out a snicker.

"What's up with them?" I leaned into Edward.

"I can't tell what they're up to. All I can hear it the Russian alphabet being recited backwards." He seemed puzzled. He then picked up my glass and sniffed the rim. Edward's body tensed, and clenched his jaw.

"Who thought it'd be a good idea to spike Bella's coke?" He demanded searching their faces. Emmett boomed out laughing hysterically. Rosalie smirked, fiddling with her hair. I looked down at my empty cup. Oh. Well, then. That would probably explain why my chair felt like it was tipping over. Thump. Crap. The next thing I knew my cheek was pressed to the cold floor, and I was trying to regain my stability when Edward's arms connected with mine. He pulled my up to my chair and sat me upright, holding onto my waist. Jasper was grinning, and winked in my direction. Laughs and giggles erupted around the room.

"Rum and coke." Jasper incited. Wow, I've only had two glasses. What a lightweight.

"Bella is so drunk!" Alice giggled, reaching for my glass. Edward stopped her hand.

"What do you think you're doing?" He glared into her innocent face.

"Giving her a re-fill. Of course." She said 'matter of factly.'

"No more alcohol for Bella, she's already falling over. I'm taking her home." He pulled me to my feet and was leading me towards the door.

"Oh come on Edward! She's already started; she won't be able to drink after she's turned. Let her have some fun tonight." She smiled hopping up and down. I smirked up at him, I could tell how ridiculous I looked but I didn't care. What're a couple drinks going to do? It can't get that bad. He sighed loudly.

"Fine, nothing too strong." We slowly made our way back to the table. As we sat down, he pinched his nose bridge between his thumb and index finger. Jasper reappeared with a tray of drinks. Different colors, and different shaped glasses were displayed on the table. Jasper pointed out the different drinks as I studied the faces of the people who surrounded me. Emmett was trying violently to suppress a laugh as he tossed the dice over to Edward, and Rosalie looked extremely bored as she glanced at her nails. Alice was grinning straight at me, Jasper was still blabbing on about something, and Edward was intently looking at my reaction. I grabbed the closest glass and choked it down. Edward, alarmed at the rate in which I inhaled the beverage, grabbed the glass out of my hands and placed it on the far side of the table. "You'd better take is easy Bella, or else you'll feel it tomorrow." He warned. Pssshht, yeah right. He's always so uptight. Why couldn't he just let me have one fun night? Because he's a control freak. Yeah, that's it.

"You know what Edward?" I could hear my words slurring. He looked at me expectantly.

"You're such a—hey, that was good. Give it back!" I reached for the martini glass filled with a peachy-orange liquid.

"Booty Call." Jasper stated pushing the glass towards me. Apparently vampires find drunken humans hilarious.

"I'm totally fine, let's keep playing." I called out, bringing the rim to my lips again. Edwards stiffly shook the dice, keeping his eyes on me the whole time. 10. He mischievously looked at Jasper, whose face went stoic.

"I'm buying your shirt, man." Jasper reluctantly tossed his shirt over the table, nearly knocking over my drink. This one was blue and tasted fruity. Oh I think this one was called a something Lagoon. Jasper crossed his arms, trying to hide his scars. Alice put her thin arms around him, and gave him an apologetic look. When Edward wasn't looking, I snuck two more drinks; both left a sweet after taste in my mouth. I started to giggle, looking around the table. Emmett was down to his boxers, so was Jasper, Alice was shirtless, as well as Edward, and Rosalie was left untouched.

"Drunk Bella is fun." Emmett smiled passing me more full glasses as he took the empty ones. I beamed at him as he carried 5 glasses into the kitchen. I was pretty proud of myself, considering I wasn't even drunk at all yet. Haha, I've never even been drinking before. I smiled at Edward, whose face stayed still as he pulled me closer. Hey, who's turning all the lights out?