EmPOV
Thud. Woah, Bella just passed out. What a lightweight. Man, I wish I could drink. I'd last way longer than her. She only had 5 drinks. Edward rushed over to her, gently shook her shoulder, and called out her name. No answer, just mumbled words and giggles. Alice and Jasper were snickering to themselves. I looked around the room; almost everyone was missing some clothing except Rose. "Hey, let's keep playing. She'll be fine." I shouted out, eager to get something off her. Edward carried Bella to the couch, but soon turned his gaze onto me. Shit, shit! He started advancing on me. He chased me out the sliding door, but I ducked into the trees out by the far side of the yard. I glanced back a few times while I was running; man, he's slow. Oh no! I peeked over my shoulder, but he was nowhere in sight. I slowed down to a jog, searching the woods. Oof! Edward tackled me from the side, and pinned me face down in the dirt. Haha, sometimes I wonder about his motives. Poor Bella. Ouch, he pinned my arm to my back. "Hey, man. Bella's passed out on the couch. Shouldn't you be a good boyfriend and hold her bucket?" I took that opportunity to flip over and punch him in the gut. I started laughing; he's always so serious. We bulldozed a few trees over, and eventually made our way back to the house laughing it off. When we reached the house, Bella was still passed out on the couch occasionally mumbling something about Edward's butt or coming close to falling to the ground. I wish Bella was this loose all the time. Edward smacked the back of my head. "Hey now! That ain't cool." Edward walked over to Bella who was trying to make herself vertical again.
"Woah woah, take it easy Bella." He said holding her steady.
"Let's keep playing, no one's naked yet." She grinned grabbing the back of the chair searching for more glasses. Haha, what a silly drunk. Edward sighed, and passed the dice over. I couldn't help but wonder if he enjoyed her being drunk. Jasper picked up the dice and splayed them across the board. He moved his piece 4 more places, and grinned at me.
"Well there isn't much to choose from." Shit, I was down to my socks, and undies. Frankly, I don't mind being naked, just for Bella's benefit I try to keep things covered. Aw hell, she's drunk anyways. Jasper enunciated the word as if it were three. "B-ox-ers."