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Chapter Two
"What the..." was all Vegeta managed to say before being violently thrown off the bed, and into the floor. This isn't possible, he thought. But apperently it was. He looked up at his attacker. It was Bulma...but it wasnt Bulma. In front of him stood a big hairy blue monster with bulging muscles and shining red eyes. It was growling at him and baring its fangs, but he could tell, it was deffinetly still Bulma.
Before he had time to react, the monster attacked again. It picked up Vegeta and threw him against the wall. Vegeta let out a gasp of pain. He didn't want to be thrown around like a rag doll, but he didn't want to hit Bulma. It attacked again. This time Vegeta dodged just in time. Urgh! I have no choice! he thought angrily. He flew at the monster and punched it in the stomach hard enough to knock it unconsious. Slowly the big blue beast transformed back into Bulma.
Vegeta stood staring at her for a great deal of time before picking her up and putting her back on the bed. He looked around the room. It didn't look to bad considering what had just happened. His only problem now, was how to explain this to Bulma.
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Vegeta woke up from being violently shaken. Oh no, not again! he thought with his eyes still closed. "Vegeta!" yelled Bulma. Vegeta opened his eyes. He was relieved to see that Bulma was still Bulma.
"What happened here?" she demanded, refering to the room.
Vegeta stared at her. "You tell me," he replied.
"How would I know! I've told you before, NO training or whatever you call it in the house!" she yelled
Vegeta glared at her. "I am not a child! and I didn't do anything!" he yelled back.
"Ugh! You are impossible!" she yelled.
Vegeta let out a hmph. She doesn't remember....
Sensing that she wasn't going to get a response from Vegeta, she left the room. "Come down for breakfast soon!" she called from the hallway.
Vegeta sighed. For now I'll wait and see if it happens again.
A few minutes later Vegeta made his way to the kitchen. Trunks was sitting at the table eating cereal, and Bulma was standing at the stove. Vegeta kept his eye on Bulma as he made his way to the table. "Morning dad," said a still sleepy Trunks. Vegeta grunted his reply. I couldn't have just imagined it, he thought still staring at Bulma. Bulma came to the table carrying a large plate of food and placed it on front of Vegeta. Vegeta quietly thanked her and began to eat in silence. I need to forget about this, he thought. Bulma broke the silence.
"Trunks you have to get going or you will be late for school," she said smiling.
Trunks got up from the table. "Bye mom, bye dad," he said before leaving.
Bulma turned to Vegeta. "I suppose that you're training today?" she asked.
Vegeta nodded, and got up from the table. He walked outside to the gravity room, but stopped when he heard a loud roar from inside. He turned around and ran back inside. Sure enough Bulma...well, monster Bulma was tearing apart the kitchen. "Oh shit!" yelled Vegeta as a chair flew in his direction. "Woman!" he yelled. But it was useless, she didn't understand him, nor did she recognize him. Another chair flew in his direction. He dodged. Well, it worked once,he thought as he flew at the monster and punched it in the stomach. Once again, it fell unconsious, and slowly transformed back into Bulma.
Vegeta looked around the kitchen, it was a mess. He was relieved that nobody came running from hearing all the destruction. I can't keep doing this.... thought Vegeta. Then he had an idea, he hated it, but he knew he had to do it. He picked up Bulma and brought her to the gravity room, where he locked her inside, and hoped that she wouldn't transform again. Then he powered up and shot into the sky. He began to fly in a familiar direction. "You better be able to help, Kakarot," he said outloud.
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About an hour of flying later, Vegeta reached Goku's mountain home. He flew down to the ground, and walked up to the door. He knocked. "Kakarot open the door!" he yelled. He stood there waiting for a small amount of time before a sleepy Goku answered the door. "Oh hi Vegeta!" said goku smiling.
"Kakarot get dressed I need your help," said Vegeta plainly.
"Yeah sure Vegeta come in," replied Goku still smiling.
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Vegeta explained the situation to Goku. "Kakarot, the woman is transforming into a monster, I don't know why, but she is, and she doesn't remember it when she does. So against my better judgement, i need your help," he said.
"Oh wow, Vegeta, Bulma is transforming? Thats not normal," replied Goku
"Yes Kakarot I kind of figured that part out!" yelled Vegeta
"Sheesh ya don't have to yell," said Goku
"Kakarot, if you are not going to be useful I'm leaving," said Vegeta, still yelling.
"Ok Ok," said Goku, "I know what to do,"
Vegeta looked surprised, and stared at him. "What?" he asked.
"Dragon Balls!" yelled Goku.
Vegeta felt like punching himself. That was the obvious answer, and Kakarot thought of it first. "Come on, lets go" he said angrily.
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In a few hours the two saiyans had the Dragon Balls. It had been easy, sinse no one else had been looking for them. They had all either been in a field, mountain, or forest. Goku smiled. "Well Vegeta we did it!" he exclaimed happily.
"Yes we did it! Now summon the dragon before I hurt you!" Vegeta yelled. He didn't want to spend another minute with Kakarot.
Goku summoned Shenron. As usual the sky turned dark and a large dragon appeared. "Long time no see Shenron!" he yelled.
"What is your wish?" was the large dragons reply.
"Well, my friend Bulma has been turning into a monster, and we were wondering if you could make it so she doesn't," said Goku.
"I'll see what I can do," said the dragon.
There was a moments pause that seemed to last forever. "Your wish cannot be granted," said Shenron suddenly.
Vegeta took a step back. "Wh-What?"
Hope ya liked it! The next chapter gets even better, what do ya think they do next? Will they tell Bulma? If they do how will she react? If they don't whats gonna happen? Why is she transforming anyway? all this and more in the next chapter! :) but i will get it done faster if ya review!
