OMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWW! IT HAS BEEN FOHEVS SINCE I UPDATED! DX\

BLAME DEVIANTART! AND PROWL FOR PUTTING ME IN THE BRIG!

#6 Laserbeak is not Laserturkey
Nor does he taste like one (or so HG tells me)
You see, the brig was conveniently attacked
We were FREEEEEEEEEEE! =D
Unfortunately, it happened to be the Decepticons who attacked
*shrug* But beggars can't be choosers
Anyway, it was Soundwave along with his Cassetteicons who attacked
Which included Laserbeak I was all like: OMGosh! Laserturkey! :0
HG was all like: *gasp* You're right! :O
Then she went up to him...
And licked him XD
I... I don't know if she was hungry or something (I had that shake so I was good) but she seriously did lick him
Then immediately spat out the taste
Laserturkey-I mean beak did not take too kindly to our nickname
He shot at us!
The very nerve of being shot at!
By a turkey! (Lol, no, we didn't learn anything from that experience :D)

#7 My fear of the Waffle song is not to be used against me
I...I don't know WHY I'm scared of it, I just am!
And any time I hear it, I freak out
Brawn, apparently, wanted to use this to his advantage
HG found me in a room, screaming, "IT'S IN MY HEAD!" while "Do you like waffles?" was playing non-stop
Even after it stopped I could still hear it

#8 No asking "What does the fox say?" around Mirage
Remember how he used to hunt turbo-foxes?
Well, with a song about foxes, we could never let him live this down!
Now, everytime he hears the word "What does" he yells, "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

#9 Do not get captured by the cons just because you're bored
What?
We WERE!
Then GH suggested we go to the Cons
I was all like, "...why? .~_.^"
She was all like, "Because we're bored."
"...good point!"
With that, we promptly ran to the ocean, and screamed, "YO DECEPTI-COWARDS! BETCHA CAN'T CATCH US!"
And of course, they did
Their mistake, our victory
Five minutes later, all the mechs had helm-aches Mwhahahaha!

#10 Do not tell the twins you write fanfictions about them
Soundwave was annoyed by my constant rambling
So he handed me over to the terror twins I was all like "OMGOSH! IT'S YOU GUYS! I WROTE A FANFIC ABOUT YOU!"
They were all like "Fanfic as in fanfiction?"
And I was all like "Uh-huh! =D"
Then they ran away screaming that I was writing stories with them in love with each other with explicit romance and angst
Living the life as a fanfic writer is hard T.T

#11 Do not lock Starscream in a room full of chickens
Guess what GH was doing while I was terrorizing the D-con twins...
Putting chickens in a room
With Starscream
Then recording the whole thing
And putting it on Youtube XD
Starscream doesn't like her much now
Nor do the twins like me
In fact, I think all the Decepticons hate us :I
That's why the pleaded for the Autobots to take us back...
Hurtful! DX

#12 Do not come into physical contact with the terror twins
We got back to Autobot base
The first to meet us was Sides and Sunstreaker (I have to use his full name after what happened)
Most likely the cause of that being we had more pranks to pull together
But, anyway, Sunstreaker was in his vehicle mode (maybe it was faster to get around in or something)
So I...jumped onto his hood
Hey, I was happy to see him! D=
But anyway, he got SO mad!
I never knew there were so many swear words!
While I was running away from the Sunflower of Doom, HG was poking Sideswipe
The problem?
Sideswipe poked her back
There was a poke war Sunflower of Doom and I just watched
They're still at it ._.