Wheeliefan101: Well, let's see...oh! Someone reviewed and they...*sees ME review* No! How?! They've figured out the secret formula! *presses emergency button* *rules begin being made* *Wheeliefan101 does not own Transformers or Windex (yet)*(Windex will be mine)
#16 Don't come up with "creative" nicknames for the Autobots
Let me point something out
Do you see those quotation marks?
That means the names are not actually creative, they are just confusing and weird
I'll explain later why I pointed this out
The list of names includes, but is not limited to:
Ratatouille for Ratchet
Bacon Bits for Bumblebee
Silly Straw for Sideswipe
Octopus Prime for Optimus
Mayonnaise for Mirage
Not only are these bad, they don't make any sense
But Tracks said they were a work of art
And that I thought too, because I used air quotes
WHICH I DIDN'T
Tracks had been running around base, calling people weird nicknames that everyone hates
It made the Autobots mad
But Tracks doesn't care because he's mad at the Autobots
So now the Autobots are mad at me
Maybe because I care too much
*solitary cheek runs down cheek*
#17 Do not show logic defying Youtube videos to bots (OfLifeDeathAndAllBetween)
Jazz's Favorite Human Girl thought it would be fun if she tried to glitch all the bots on base
She only got as far as Red Alert
I swear, he didn't even see the entire video
He just saw the commercial
It was a cleaner product
The conversation went something like this
"Is that Windex?" Red Alert asked
"Yeah, it's just a commercial but-" HG tried to interrupt
"I was just going to get some for our windows!"
"Oh, really? What a coincidence. Anyway, the video is coming u-"
"How did they know? Are they tracking us?!"
"No, Red Alert, there's no tracker but look at the vid-"
"WITCHCRAFT!"
Then he threw her phone
And stepped on it
And burned it
And fed it to Grimlock
Then stepped on it again for good measure
HG says Red Alert owes her a new phone
Red Alert says she owes him a witch trial
#18 Witch trials are banned
He tied her to a stake
He tied her to a slagging stake
RED ALERT TIED HG TO A SLAGGING STAKE AND TRIED TO BURN HER
I tried to reason with him
He tied me to a stake, too
Prowl tried to reason with him, too
But to no avail
It took five Autobots, two firetrucks and a bottle of Windex to finally get him to stop
He got put in the brig
We got chastised for showing him a Youtube video
On a side note, Red Alert is not allowed near any females for a month
#19 Do not bring any pets to base
I showed Beachcomber my dog, Sparkie
They hit it off really well
Too well
Beachcomber now shows everyone his dog, Sparkie
#20 Fake blood is no longer allowed near the twins
They pulled off a very elaborate prank
Seriously, the only people who weren't involved were off on a mission
So basically the whole base
It started off with the lights
Completely dark
HG found a flashlight and we made our way around base, trying to figure out where everyone was
Empty
That's when the flashlight began flickering
And it went dark
Someone (totally not me) screamed like a little girl, ran around and hit a wall
HG tried to calm the someone down
That is...
Until she saw the human arm
*clang clang clang*
Something was coming
The flashlight flickered on
It illuminated the face of Sideswipe, his mouth covered in blood
And a whole hoard of bloody mouthed Autobots behind him
Our screams were said to be heard around the world
Then the lights came back on and everything was fine (except my pants)
Until HG asked where Sideswipe had gotten such a realistic human arm and he replied
"What arm?"
#21 Use headphones
I never knew Prowl was such a music fan
Neither did the whole base
That is, until he forgot to plug headphones into his computer and everyone heard Screamo throughout the entire base
This also happened with Crosshairs and Justin Bieber
We don't talk about Crosshairs anymore
#22 Do not get your angst anywhere near Ironhide
Not only does he not care about what you're complaining about, he will give you something to complain about
I was sad that my (cartoon) boyfriend got a new girlfriend
And, yeah, okay, I saw being really angsty about it
I was basically wandering around, complaining, trying to find sympathy in a base full of cold, emotionless uncaring robots like Ironhide
Ironhide made me clean the whole base
And everytime I tried complaining, he'd "accidentally" dropped a barrel of oil right where I was cleaning
Rude
YES! FINALLY! I HAVE SAID MANY TIMES I WILL MAKE MORE RULES AND I HAVE FINALLY MADE SEVEN RULES AND THAT IS *consults number line* ...not actually that much...Okay, so this probably will not be updated as much as the other rules, sorry! But every time I see a review, that basically guilt trips into making more rules, even if I'm not particularly inspired. So you could say you guys are my inspiration! Thanks to all my readers! You guys are the best of the best!