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Important Author's Note at the end of this chapter. Please Read it. Thank you. On with the show!! (Most of this are taken directly from the translation of Episode 11)
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Chapter 25
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"So, who else knows?" I asked Haruhi.
"Everyone in the club."
"And how come you guys didn't tell me?"
"I guess... we thought you knew..."
I groaned.
"Come on, let's get back to the club."
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After Club
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Tamaki, who I had to admit looked pretty dashing in that uniform, was twittering something about a trip somewhere. I yawned.
The door opened. All the boys (and Haruhi) somehow miraculously got into the welcoming position in time.
"Welcome" they said in chorus. But instead of the usual high schooler, it was an adorable little girl. She had blond hair up in pigtails and gigantic blue eyes.
"My, what a special guest we have here." Tamaki said. He extended his hand. "Welcome, lost lil' kitty."
She stared at them in wonder and walked over, we all looked down at her.
That girl looks awfully familiar...
"Where did you come from little girl?" asked Tamaki. She pointed at us.
"Reverse harem." We all froze.
Did she say that?
"It's a reverse harem in here."
Tamaki recovered beautifully.
"It seems that there is something wrong with my ears." He said.
"Yes, sir Inspector General." Hitachiin #1 said, cleaning out his ears. Hitachiin #2 followed suit.
"There must be something wrong with our ears if we're hearing such a little girl say something like reverse harem." He said. The little girl put up a finger.
"Shuchi Nikurin." She said in a matter-of-fact voice.
We all froze again.
She pointed at Kyouya.
"A glass character."
She pointed her finger at Hunny and Mori.
"Loli-shota. Stoic Type."
She directed her finger towards the twins.
"Incest."
Haruhi and I were next.
"Geek. Slave."
I laughed and coughed.
"What a delightful little girl." I said.
She looked at Tamaki while he cowered in fear. And then she jumped on him.
"You're blonde, so you must be my brother!" she cried.
"You have a sister?" Hitachiin #1 asked.
"I don't think I have any siblings." Said a frazzled Tamaki. Kirimi snuggled to his chest.
"You guys do look alike." Hunny said.
"That girl looks awfully familiar. I just can't put my finger on it." I said.
"What's your name little girl?" Tamaki asked her.
"Kirimi" she said with a smile.
"Kirimi, are you sure you don't have me mistaken for someone else?" Tamaki asked kindly. I smiled. Tamaki usually had good intentions.
He doesn't seem so annoying when I think of it that way...
Kirimi's eyes welled up with tears.
"You're not my brother?"
Tamaki was easily moved. He picked Kirimi up and twirled her around.
"Starting today I'll be your brother!" Haruhi frowned.
"Do you really think you should be saying such irresponsible things to a little girl?" Haruhi asked.
I cough-laughed.
"He means well." I said.
"Kirimi" a creepy voice said, and suddenly my brain made the connection.
"Of course! Nekozawa." I said.
Nekozawa poked his blonde head in the door, as if on cue. I blushed.
"Kirimi?"
"That's Nekozawa?" Hitachiin #1 asked.
"Yeah..." I said, trying to conceal my blush.
"Master, you forgot your cloak."
Two people came in and, with gusto, clothed Nekozawa with his usual cloak and wig. I think that the two people started talking, although I'm not too sure, I was too busy staring at Nekozawa like a slack-jawed idiot.
I snapped out of it when he walked over to Kirimi rather... menacingly.
"Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kirimi... So there you are..."
She started to cry and jumped on Tamaki.
"Monster!" she screamed.
Well, I can't blame her...
Nekozawa continued his advance toward her.
"Beelzenef isn't scary at all..." he said. Beelzenef rubbed his hands together.
"Actually... I think she's scared of you Nekozawa, not the cat." Haruhi said. Nekozawa froze.
"It's because of what you're wearing!" said the twins and then they tried to rip the robes off him. Nekozawa threw a fit
It sounds dirty when you think about it...
Sorry. (1)
"Then let's darken the room" Hunny said. I put my hand on his shoulder.
"Not a good idea" I said. The maid started talking some more, but I tuned her out. She was giving me a migraine.
"Are all the folks at the Nekozawa family this suspicious looking?" the Hitachiins asked. The maid glared at them and started screeching. The only thing I caught was "Tokarev". We all cocked our heads to the side.
"Tokarev?" Kyouya asked. I sighed and turned away from the group towards the window.
My head hurts... Is that a cat?
I tracked the path of a cat prowling through the hydrangeas. I smiled. I loved cats.
"Oh-hohohohohohohohohohoho..."
The floor was rumbling. I spun quickly.
Renge...
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Intermission!!
(1) I've always wanted to break the wall...
Anyway!! Chapters 14 and 21 are going to be revised when I post this. Go check it out!
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3 days later
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Renge continued to beat on Nekozawa. I continued to stare at Nekozawa. Mori continued to glare at Nekozawa. I leaned against the chalkboard. An impressive collection of occult words was written on it, courtesy of Nekozawa's vocabulary. I looked up at Mori.
"Mori?"
He looked down at me.
"Any reason you glare at Nekozawa so much?" I was worried about him; it's not in Mori's nature to be hateful. Mori looked at me and then back at Nekozawa and Renge. He shook his head.
"Oh..." I looked at them too. Renge was shining a flash light at him this time. I sighed. The whole thing was growing tiresome.
"Hey Mori." I said in a hushed voice.
He looked at me.
"Do you like mushrooms?"
He shrugged.
"I like mushrooms. In fact I like mushrooms so much that if a mushroom was somehow mysteriously transformed into a person, I would marry that person."
Mori raised an eyebrow at me.
"If a mushroom was a person... I would eat that person..." he said quietly. I giggled. He had a sense of humor after all."
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I'll finish this up next chapter.
Okay! For purposes only known to me this comes before the thing with the beach and the appearance of the Lobelia girls but everything after goes in normal order. If that makes any sense. Jungle Pool S.O.S. has already occurred but Hitomi wasn't invited. Hitomi joined the club after Renge was introduced.