Ahh! it's...Advisors.
Chapter 2. (Snip)
Madison Clements-nee Chen Gong, style Gongtai or whatever her boss felt like naming her at the moment looked into a mirror as she adjusted her newly acquired pencil thin moustache. It just didn't feel right not having the three strands of facial hair to go with the rectangular cap that had a gem encrusted in the middle of it and those nice purple robes she had obtained from the ABB's stash.
Her new employer was true to her word, if nothing else. She was still allergic to feathers, and apparently the voice in the head of her boss felt it not suitable for her. So he smashed open a display of ancient Chinese bamboo scrolls that were salvaged from Japan's national archives which was on loan at the local museuem. She knew they were Chinese scrolls because she can read ancient Chinese now when before she believed Sophia when the track star told her Fucking and Cooking were actual cities in China.
She overheard one of the newly subdued ABB lackeys snicker under his breath that she looked like a particularly pint sized geezer. The newly minted chief advisor of the Lu Army swung the bamboo scroll at him to send him flying into the air, before following up with several faceless light projections that resembled sword wielding soldiers from the Terracotta Armies.
Well, not all of them. Some of the projections were using polearms from the late Jin period, so they'd be historically inaccurate. And the naginatas were Japanese.
"肏你祖宗十八代" Madison decided she liked this swear word a hell lot. Eighteen generations of fucks given in one sentence. Brilliant!
The teen strategist noted dully she apparently now has super powers in addition to her knowledge gained. Some kind of Master, Brute and Blaster combo apparently. Also, she's still considered a kidnap victim who has a worried family.
Meh, it all pales to the Might! of her brilliant Strategies! She Madison Chen will be the one to unify the land with her lord! And they will praise her as the most brilliant strategist forever!
"Ooh, getting cocky already, aren't we Miss Chen Clements? Maybe if you have some powers other than throwing a paperweight around our lady lord will appreciate you more?"
The teen strategist turned to glare at their latest recruit with the catty attitude, and also a distinct threat to her position.
"Tattletale. How's our favourite turncoat doing this morning? Aren't you afraid your old boss and friends are gunning for you?"
"I've got a plan." Her counterpart sniffed easily.
The blond villain smirked with the smugness of a thousand know-it-alls. She had approached Taylor when the monster cape tagged Lung like a prized tuna after kicking his ass up and down the docks twenty times. The bigger the dragon, the harder that spear of hers hit and the bigger the...whatever the flash of dark purple light that trailed was. Taylor looked at the white and green flowing coat she wore over her purple body suit, that white feathered fan and growled at Madison.
"See Gongtai! This is how a proper strategist is supposed to look!"
Taylor, or Lu Bu as her new minions called her was scary. And Madison also felt shame at being admonished by her boss cum kidnapper.
The door burst open and both aspiring advisors bowed waist deep to Taylor who stomped into the hall.
" Wolong! Prepare your Uddersiders for the plan you mentioned. Madison, follow me! We're going to save Diao Chan from Dong Zhuo's hovel of a fort! Does he think dressing up as a foreign thin woman in black clothes can trick me! I can smell that pig anywhere!"
The mountainous cape strode out followed by Madison before pausing and turned to the gathered ABB.
" Get Lung! I want to rest Red Hare today and I need a ride!"