Mo' chaps.

This introduces a new thing: SKits. They're like a little joke to get ya' started. They're kinda like a comic strip. They're really short, and have NOTHING to do with the story at all. They're there for a little laugh, so ignore em' if ya' want to.

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Chap.3: What the hell?

Episode intro:

Mao: Welcome to disgaea Middle school!

Laharl: You sure are happy today…what is this anyway?

Mid-Boss: You don't know? This is the episode preview, where we talk about the episode our faithful readers are about to read!
Laharl: Who the hell invited you in?

Mao: We have faithful readers?

Mid-boss: Anybody can come in, and I hope we do.

Mao: Why hasn't this aired before?

Mid-Boss: Before?

Mao: Uh… the first two chapters?

Mid-Boss: Cable issues.

Skit time!

(Laharl is reading a newspaper. Mao walks up to him.)

Mao: What're ya' doin'?

Laharl: Reading about the little tidbits of info on the men who have lost their lives.

Mao: Obituaries?

Laharl: Wedding announcements.

Skit time over. Starting story:

"What?????!!!" Mid-Boss yelled as he found out his own master had abandoned him.

"Yes," The dis-embodied voice replied. "I, Master Big Star, have come to put you down!" Within an instant, Master Big Star had appeared.

"Wow, you know you're pathetic when your own master goes against you." Rozalin said.

"Just shut-up!" Mid-Boss quickly retorted, as usual.

"By the way, I freed the people you had captured." Master Big Star intervened.

"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mid-Boss screamed. "MY STASH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wow, not only do you fail, but you also capture little boys and abuse them." Etna jeered.

"I DO NOT CAPTURE LITTLE BOYS AND ABUSE THEM!!!!"

"Yup, you totally don't…" Etna said in a sarcastic tone.

"Augghhh….. Dammit Master Big Star, you backstabbing bastard!"

"Is is backstabbing if I planned to do it?" Master Big Star questioned, even though the question seemed to be directed to nobody.

"HUHHH????" Everyone else immediately said.

"Yes," Master Big Star said. "Mid-Boss is actually a ninth grader that comes over here to 'volunteer', but actually uses it to abuse students here. I schemed to take him down, so I took the guise of a 'master' and waited for the right time to strike."

Mid-Boss said nothing.

"You just got triple-owned." Marjoly said to break the silence.

"See, Mid-Boss? Everyone hates you!" Serenanza added.

"I will get revenge! ADONIC BUSTER!!!!!"

"COOL A SUPER MOVE!!!"

Everyone instantly turned to see a fallen angel walk up, along with some unfamiliar faces.

"Oh no, Ms. Love freak is here…" Laharl said with clear dread on his voice.

"Flonne…." Etna said.

"Yes, it's me!" Flonne yelled enthusiastically. " And these here are my friends, Axel, Asagi, and Marona!"

"I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BITCH!!!" Asagi instantly said to counteract what Flonne had just blurted out.

"Seriously, how do you guys put up with her?" Marona said while breathing heavily. "I mean, I'm pretty nice, but this woman is….just….." She then collapsed on the floor.

"We have ways." Laharl replied.

"WHY IN NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!?!?!"
"BECAUSE YOU FAIL HARD, THAT'S WHY!" Everyone instantly replied.

"Anyway," Asagi blurted out. "I'm going to be the main character of this story, by hook or by crook!"

"No way, I'm going to be the main character!" Mao retorted.

"Shouldn't we be worrying about Mid-Boss' special attack?" Salvatore commented.
"Oh yeah. What fail-tastic attack did you do?"Mao said to Mid-Boss.

"I ,the Dark-Adonis, just brought the moon down on your head!" Mid-Boss promptly replied.
"YOU CAN DO THAT!?!?!?" Everyone instantly yelled.

"Hm….Not bad, maybe you don't fail as much as we thought." Rozalin replied.

Mid-Boss, clearly flattered by the remark, replied, "Ahh…but of course!"

"You fail."

"GOD DAMMIT!"

"Uh….Mid boss…." Etna said. "Won't YOU be hit by the moon, should it fall?"

There was a blank silence, and Mid-Boss' face just dropped.

"….Bu….But, wait! You can't hit yourself with a magic skill in Disgaea!"
"Yeah, well we're playing 'reality'. Ever heard of it?"

"He obviously hasn't, considering how much fail he's comprised of." Laharl commented.

"UH……"

"At least you'll die with us."

"….I shall leave for now…. But make no mistake, I shall be back!" With that, Mid-Boss disappeared itnto the blackness of the night.
"Pussy." Mao commented.

"Chapter over already?" Priere pouted. " I didn't even have a speaking role…"
"Neither did I, bitch, but I'm not crying." Axel replied.

"He'll be back…. Dammit, we can't kill him." Almaz said.

"Hey, what about the moon falling?" Sapphire blurted out.

There was a blank silence.

"OH SHI-" Everyone instantly said.

Next Episode Preview:

Raspberryl: Well, hello everybody! This is where we talk about the upcoming episodes!

Mao: And unlike our piece of shit parents, we actually TALK about the next episode!

Almaz: I don't think It's a good Idea to insult your parents.

Laharl: Anyway, on the next episode, I manage to lose my legendary porno magazine!

Etna: What's so legendary about it?
Laharl: It's the first issue of any porno magazine to have angels in it!

Flonne: Oh, no, don't tell me angels have succumbed to the evil that is porn…

Mao: You wouldn't understand, you vagina-bearer.

Flonne: HEY!

Adell: Whoa, Angels? I gotta see this!

Mao: Yeah, they don't make em' like that in the netherworld.

Master Big Star: But, Laharl has lost it!
Mao: Dammit, Laharl!

Laharl: I JUST SAID I LOST IT!!!

Almaz: Anyway, Disgaea middle school, episode 4: The lost porno catastrophe! Can Laharl find his legendary porno before the school finds out? Or will the girls stop him? Tune in next time to find out!