Chap.4: Hentai must be located! Zane it up!

Episode preview:

Mid-Boss: Welcome, all readers! I present you with the fourth chapter in the Disgaea: Middle School fanfiction!

Mao: You again!?? ALRIGHT, WHO KEEPS LETTING THIS FUCKER IN HERE!??

Marona: Geeze read the contract. Everybody can go anywhere, provided they are a part of the story!

Mao: YEAH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THIS SON-OF-A-BITCH CAN GO WHEREVER HE PLEASES!!!

Skit:

(Brazos and Pleinair are relaxing on a bed)

Brazos: Princess?

Pleinair: Yes, Brazos?

Brazos: Princess, did you know, in order for me to be your vassal, I have to have sex with you?

Pleinair: Nice try, but no.

Brazos: DAMMIT!!

Let the chapter begin:

Etna, Axel, Adell, Mao, and Rozalin were al, relaxing in the dorm after a long day of school. Being able to just kick back and relax was their favorite part of the day, and they enjoyed it. Better yet, it was Friday, so they didn't even have to worry about homework.

"Ahh…… Friday. It's the most awesome school day!" Rozalin commented.

"Yeah, ya' don't have to worry about the minor details…." Etna said.

"What's a minor detail to you?"

"Oh….Harlie."

"MY NAME IS LAHARL!!!!"

Everyone looked over to see Laharl walking, fuming at Etna's comment. "And, I'm not a minor detail!!"

"Well, beauty—and probably value—is in the eye of the beholder, they say!" Axel jeered.

"WHAT AM I, SOME KIND OF PRICELESS VASE!!!??"

Etna slyly hid a laugh. "Well, you have the mental capacity of one."

Laharl dashed right up to her, barely able to contain his anger. "Well, at least I'm large!"

"He's probably small." Adell said.

"HEY!"

"Whoa, calm down…"

Laharl jumped to the top of a bookcase and held a sword high up over his head. "This is no time to be playing! I have lost something extremely valuable!"

Mao walked over to the bookcase and knocked it over. Laharl was thrown to the ground, and smashed into a set of books.

"Oh…..Pleinair's not gonna like that…" Adell said with a tinge of fear.

Mao walked over to the downed Laharl. "Well, what have you lost?"

"He lost his manliness." Axel joked.

"I have lost something much worse than that!" Laharl yelled as he got up from the fall. "I….have lost my celestia hentai magazine!!"

There was a blank silence.

"And?" Adell randomly blurted to end the uneasy silence.

Laharl instantly got fuming mad. "AND!?!?!?" He raged. "THAT MAGAZINE IS LEGENDARY!!! IT'S THE FIRST EVER EDITION OF 'PLAYANGEL'!!!!!!"

"Okay, now give us a reason to find it."

"What happened, Adell? In chapter 3's end episode preview, you really wanted to see it!"

"Rozalin will beat the shit out me if she finds me masturbating…."

"That I will." Rozalin agreed.

Laharl's face sank. "..FINE! 50,000 HL to everybody who assists me!"

That helped. The whole dorm decided to help; in fact a lot of things had gotten stolen as well. Within an hour, the whole dorm was organized.

"Well, demons and angels?" Laharl said to the whole crew.

"Don't forget humans…" Almaz weakly mumbled.

"It seems that quite a few things had gotten stolen from us! Therefore, we must make every effort to find the captor!"

"What about Mid-Boss?" Asagi suggested.

"Indeed, that was the first per—err, demon I was going to sugg—

"I am indeed here, already!"

Everyone turned to the door to see Mid-Boss already was there. He had a few ghosts with him.

"Already?" Flonne said.

"You really like getting insulted, don't you?" Marona mumbled.

Mid-Boss jumped to the crew and quickly made a dramatic pose.

"Now, I, the Dark Adonis, have come to teach you kids something: My fellow Demons, Angels, and Humans! Do not be deceived the turmoil of the outside world! Follow your mind's eye! Believing in your rudimentary senses shall only lead to your downfall!"

There was a blank silence.

In unison, the whole crew exclaimed. "WHAT!?"

Mid-Boss returned to normal. "Well, I'll, just say this: the demon you are looking for is a boy named Zane. You will find him on the top floor of the school, on a balcony.

"Why didn't you just say that before!?" The whole dorm replied.

Needless to say, the whole dorm went to the Balcony, as Mid-Boss had said. As they walked up the winding stairs, they heard a 13-year-old boy's voice.

"Oh, it's no...no...nothing…. I have everything you wanted.

When they got up there, the boy turned around in fright. He definitely looked strange. He resembled Priere a lot, with his hair cut the same way but black instead of red, and he had the same horns. Not only that, but he had somewhat of a similar face. He wore a simple Black T-shirt that had a purple motif, and jeans. His hands were covered in a purple energy.

"Whoa, it's like looking at a dude version of Priere!" Marjoly commented.

"Just who are you, stealer?" Axel asked with a demanding voice.

The boy continued to act very frightened. "…..I…I…I mean…my…name….is….Za…Za….Zane…."

"Wow, this guy's a pussy." Mao said.
"Please, I only did this for that Dark….Adonis….gu….guy…."

"Wait a minute, if Mid-Boss told you to do this, then why did he tell us where you are?" Etna commented at the paradoxical situation.

"Ahhhhh. Because, I tricked you!!!!"

Mid-boss all of a sudden jumped on the scene. "You see, I tricked you. I hired that Zane guy to steal the goods, so you would come looking for him, and I could strike while you're surprised!"

Like what usually happens after Mid-Boss says something crazy, there was pretty damn blank silence.

"Really?" Mao said.

"Come on, man, get some plans that make sense!" Adell commented.

"Yeah; I mean you plan is paradoxical…" Etna said then trailed off.

"….And we're no longer surprised." Laharl finished.

Mid-Boss cockily laughed. "Oh, ho, ho, ho! That doesn't matter-"

"THEN WHY DID YOUR PLAN INVOLVE A SURPRISE ATTACK?!??!"

"You see, that is the surprise attack! I told that I was planning a surprise attack, thus destroying any chance of that happening. But, now you are confused, so I can still do a surprise attack!"

"Oh, my god, your idiocy is incredible." Pleinair commented.

"NEVER MIND THAT! THIS IS REVENGE FOR THOSE OTHER TIMES!!!!"

"Ugh, how do we get ourselves in these situations?" Rozalin sighed.

Next episode preview:

Mao: Well, Mr. Mid-Faggot wants to fight us, eh? THEN BRING IT! I'LL USE THE POWER OF THE CHAOS EMERALDS TO TRANSFORMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laharl: Wait a minute, this isn't sonic!

Mao: Now, super Mao shall obliterate Mid-Boss!

Etna: Why can't I do that!?

Mao: Everyone, I shall defeat Mid-Boss. Just stay far away! Next, on Disgaea X, episode 5, Super Mao appears! GET READY FOR ONE HELL OF A THROWDOWN!!!

Adell: Dude, are you even listening to us?!