Fanfiction on Us?
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and this fanfiction is not meant to be taken siruisly. Okay? Okay.
Chapter 2 - Terrific Pairings
After skimming through the stories for about half an hour Hemoine said:
"Hmm… Well it won't be easy for us to find a good story because there are already around 700 K stories..." Perhaps she was planning to read all the Fanfictions.
An awkward silence followed. But Harry made no effects to break it. He was too busy staring at the kids outside the window, who were staring back at him. But the silence inside the room was broken by Ron.
"Oh! Look, we can filter the stories…. I wonder what that means though…" Ron wonders. How could he possibly 'filter' a story?
"Let's see what options we have here..." Hermoine scrolls through the filters.
"Hmm… language, ratings, length… ok… But what type of genres do I want?" murmured Hermoine.
After some fights they finally selected the options.
"Ooh! Look they even pair us!" squeaked Ron. He points towards a small box on the screen.
"Ron, I don't know if this is a good idea…"
"But why?"
"Oh Come on Hermoine!"
"Ok, fine, but I'm warning you; fanfictions can go pretty crazy…"
After persuading Hermoine, they open the list of pairing.
1 Ron – Hermoine
"That's pretty much okay I guess." Ron said, although there was no mistaking the red on his cheeks.
2 Harry – Hermoine
"Funny, how they think we will end up in a pair."
"Let's read the third one…"
"Ok."
3 Malfoy – Hermoine.
"What the….!"
"Eww!" Hermoine screamed.
"I think I have an explanation…for this one… You know how Malfoy iws jealous of her because of her hair… That pretty much explains why You-Know-Who and Malfoy hate her." Ron mutters.
4 Harry – Moaning Mytre
" Uhh...Let's just close this thing!"
"
"No, Harry there is a point here… She saw you naked….. Besides we have come so far… why not read the whole thing?" Ron asks as there were no bad pairing on his side. But, the moment he said that, another pairing popped on the screen.
5 Ron – Womping willow
"Harry you were right! Let's get rid of this thing."
"No, let's read…" Harry smirks
6 Harry – Ginny
"Of course." Hermoine teases Harry.
7 Harry – Dumbledore
"Dumbledore…? But… God! These muggles are crazy! Dumbledore's not even a girl!"
8 Harry – Malfoy
9 Harry – Filch
"Why are they pairing me with everyone?" Harry moaned.
1 Hermoine – Nievell
Hermoine – Dean
1 Parvati – Harry
n Parvati – Padma
"They even paired the twins!" Hermoine squealed.
1 Ron – Lavendar
Malfoy – Parky Pakinson
"No doubt! Two snoobs together!"
1 Ron – Tom Riddle
1 Harry – Voldermort
"Seriously?!" Ron and Harry screamed.
1 Ron – Mrs. Norris
1 Parvati – Malfoy
2 Parky Pakinson - Parvati
2 nHermoine – Hagrid.
"No wonder, they both have frizzy hair and Malfoy also hates Hagrid. Oh! That can be the reason why You-Know-who blamed Hagrid when he opened the chamber of secrets." Ron muttered.
"Ron. I can hear what you said and he blamed Hagrid because it made sense…you know with the passion Hagrid has for Dragons. He also wanted to find a place for his dragon "Hermione said.
2 Hermoine – Goyle
2 Hermoine – Snape.
2 Hermoine – Volermort
But before Harry or Ron could do anything Hermoine raised her wand towards the computer.
"Avada Kedavra!"
In a second everything changes. The computer changes into small melting pieces of metal. Hermoine's eyes are puffy red, but still fixed on the computer. Oops… on the melting pieces of the computer.
Thank god, Mr. and Mrs. Granger were out of town.
"Hermoine? Are you okay?" Harry asks but her but he doesn't dare to step forward.
No reply.
"Hermoine?" this time it's Ron's voice.
Still no reply.
They just sit on the bed waiting for Hermoine's reply. But it looks the spell made her deaf or she has gone in a state of comma.
After several minutes, she moves. Her lips try to open but her whole body is trembling. Her lips open.
"Let's make the Professors read it."
"What?"
"The Professors. They will read them."
Her eyes move to the ashes of the device, which made them read such horrible thing.
"You have got to be kidding me."
"No, Harry, If we read to bare such pain than why not them?"
"Are you alright, Hermoine?" I ask her.
Ron touched her forehead and shakes his head.
"No fever, but Harry is there a chance that she is possessed?"
"Maybe… What else can make her think such cruel thoughts?"
"I am not possessed. Okay?"
Hermoine grabs a parchment and scribbles something on it.
Several minutes later she hands the parchment to Harry and Ron. Harry reads.
"Professor,
There has been an emergency here. Please come to the headquarters as soon as you can. Also bring all the staff members with you. It's really urgent.
Yours Sincerely,
Hermoine Granger"
She grabs the letter from them, gives it to Hedwig, whispers something in her ears and the bird soars through the sky from the open window.
"And done!" She says with a look of triumph on her face.
"Hermoine are you mad? What have you done?" Ron asks her.
"Sent a letter to Dumbledore! Of course!"
"We know that! He is asking you why you did that." I ask her
"I have told you already. I want them to read the horrible stuff which we read."
"Now let's apparate."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO."
"Oh yes. Watch me!"
She grabs their hands and they soon feel the tingling feeling.
A/N: Hope you liked the story. And yes the Snape- Hermione idea was given by Nanettez. So thank you! Please review and send other ideas also!