Jasper POV A/N just thought I'd mix it up a bit :)

I was just watching tv with Edward ( WARNING: INCREDIBALLY BORING. DO NOT TRY IF YOU ENJOY HAVING FUN OR IF YOU ENJOY CONTROLL OF THE REMOTE. ) when my cell started ringing. Ooh it's Alice. She makes everything less boring.

"Hello sweet Alice" I say as I flip my phone open.

"Uh...no. Actually it's Bella. My phone is dead so I'm using Alice's." Oops. There goes my rep. "Just thought I should inform you that Emmett has a new girlfriend and they'll be coming home soon. Please don't tell Rose, he kinda wants to do that himself." Emmett? A new girlfriend? NO WAY! Hee hee time to play with their emotions. I'm so evil. I love it! "They seem pretty uh....exited so....yeah. Real emotional. Try not to spazz out, k?" I don't spazz out, do I?! "Can I talk to Edward?" How did I not see that coming.

"Sure. Here" as I hand the phone to Edward. "It's your human."

"Hello Bella." He says. "How's the movie?"

"It's absolutely nothing compared to Emmett."

"I don't understand. What do you mean?"

"Emmett has a new girlfriend."

"WHAT!!???" I could not help laughing at the emotions coming from Edward. It seemed as though he'd seen a ghost.

"Yep, you heard me. Her name's Emma and all of us, them included, will be home in about 20. See you then."

"I love you."

"Ditto." click. Haha on Edward. Is it just me or does he look paler than usual? I can not wait for them to get back. This is gonna be hysterical! Oh man, Rose is gonna be soooo mad at Emmett, and probably his girlfriend, too. Since everyone will be busy with a boiling mad Rosalie, maybe Alice and I could....

"AHHHHH! NO MORE!!! SPARE ME!!!!!!" Edward yelled. Do I ever love his mind reading! It makes it much easier to annoy him. I wonder if this'll work...

* thinking about prettyful rainbows and castles *

Yup, it does work! Edward's staring at me with the most confused look ever and his emotions make him seem so too.

"What? I just wanted to see if it would work." THUD!! Why does Rosalie walk so...loudly when she's upset?

"I want Emmett to be home." she stated with her voice saturated in finality.

"EWWWW! Rosalie stop it!! I'm leaving."