Summary: Naruto has a nightmare and wakes everyone up. While he is blowing up the kitchen making breakfast, he also makes a huge amount of cookies that everyone is addicted to, including Tsunade. They have a run in with Malfoy at the robe shop and they end the day buying wands. Now, what kind of trouble will Naruto get into now that he has a wand? (evil laughter)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the Harry Potter series, or any of the characters. They belong to their respective owners.

Warnings: Out of character, boy x boy relationships, yaoi, language

Pairings: Sakura x Lee, Ino x Chouji, Tenten x Neji, Hinata x Kiba, Temari x Shikamaru, Tsunade x Jaraiya, Iruka x Kakashi, Kurenai x Asuma, Zabuza x Ibiki, Haku x Gaara

Possible Future Pairings: Naruto x Sasuke, Kankurou x Shino, Hermione x Ron, Harry x ?, Malfoy x ?, Anko x ?, sadly I can't think of anyone for Gai yet so I might do an outside character just for him. If you have a suggestion for a character for Gai, please tell me. It's hard to think up a good one for Gai. I might do Remus x Sirius as was requested, but it probably won't happen until way later in the story.

A/N: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS. Please continue with them, and I'll try my best to update every day, but like I've said before, teachers are sadistic demons that give too much homework. The weekends will probably be when I do the most updating. Thanks for all the support, it makes me really happy. If I've spelt anything wrong or got the names wrong, please tell me. If you want to see a prank pulled by Naruto and the twins, leave it in a review and I'll see if I can pull it off. Who in their sane mind wouldn't put the pranksters together? (more evil laughter)

'Call me cute and you die.' --Demon talking/usually the Kyuubi, sometimes Shukaku

'Stop reading my mind' --thoughts

"Shut up, stop talking." --speech

"Ohayou. Buenos dias. Bonjour." --different language other than English/usually Japanese

Chapter Six: Closets, Trains, and Candy

The month passed quickly, with a lot happening. Naruto had learned everything in the first week and a half. Sasuke, Neji, and Hinata had been forbidden the use of their bloodline limits and the two boys had reluctantly agreed. Hinata had no problem with it since it would only make them stand out when they wanted to blend in. All of them had learned everything they needed to know by the third week, much to their teachers' amazement and delight. The last week was rather uneventful until the night before they would leave for school.

The group had been packing when an ear-shattering scream echoed through the house. Sasuke and Gaara had rushed to find Naruto curled in a ball on the floor shaking, a dementor standing above him. Lupin rushed into the room, seeing the dementor he sent a Patronus to force it away from Naruto. It turned into a silver orb and Sasuke immediately shut it into the small wooden box it had come out of. Gaara pulled Naruto into his lap, trying to calm the boy down but Naruto had begun to whimper and cry as he shook even harder. Sasuke pulled Naruto into his lap and began to stoke his blonde spikes, quietly whispering in his ear every soothing thing he could think of. Gaara took hold of the blonde's hand and gripped it tightly, using his other hand to rub his back.

Slowly, Naruto stopped shaking but he still cried and whimpered. Fifteen minutes later, his breathing evened out as he fell asleep. Both Sasuke and Gaara heaved a sigh of relief when Naruto fell asleep. The blonde was still curled in a ball but he was now hugging Sasuke, his face buried in his chest. Gaara bent and kissed Naruto lightly on the cheek before he stood up. "Uchiha, I'll give you one warning. You break his heart, I'll kill you." Gaara left the room, searching for Haku.

After their second week there, Naruto had locked the two boys in a closet, refusing to let them out until they admitted they had feelings for each other. The two had ended up making out and things would have gone further if Naruto hadn't unlocked the door and dashed in pulling the door closed behind him. He didn't seem to notice the two blushing boys in the dark, but he did notice Gaara's rather painful erection when he sat in his lap. Naruto had nearly choked on his laughter. He gave the two boys a kiss on the cheek before he stretched out and fell asleep in their laps. They still didn't know why he had burst into the closet.

Sasuke had to stifle his anger when Gaara had kissed Naruto on the cheek. He knew now that Gaara saw Naruto as a brother, but that still didn't stop him from being jealous. He grinned when he remembered how he had found the three boys shut up in a closet. Naruto was asleep on their laps and they were blushing a red that rivaled Gaara's hair. Sasuke's first thought was to give them a very painful death, but then Naruto woke up grinning like a cat. "Two down, three to go."

Gaara immediately stood up and stalked out of the closet, his face still a bright red. Haku was trying to contain his laughter at the look of absolute shock on Sasuke's face. Sasuke had started to laugh when Naruto pouted. When the others found out, all of them had worn identical looks of shock on their faces, Shino and Kankurou had looks of absolute horror. Kiba had laughed so hard he nearly choked on his own saliva. This had caused Naruto to pout and Sasuke had to look away as a faint blush spread across his cheeks. Kiba had gone red in the face and started to stutter apologies to the blonde. No one could refuse the blonde when he used his eyes. Sasuke had a hard time keeping himself from jumping the boy when he pouted.

Sighing, Sasuke stood up and carried the blonde into their room, gently placing him on the bed. Naruto rolled over and grabbed a pillow, curling his body around it. Sasuke bent over and placed a gentle kiss on his secret love's forehead. Standing up, he left the room to finish packing.

---Time Skip---Next Morning---

Tsunade had managed to talk Fudge into providing a Ministry car that would take Naruto to Kings Cross. Of course, it was a magically modified car that allowed all twenty-two kids, Mrs. Weasely, Tonks, and Lupin to sit comfortably in. To save time with carrying trunks, Naruto had stored them in a scroll, explaining to the wizards that it worked much like a magical trunk that allowed you to store more things then it should hold. It also was made more believable when he used his wand to store the trunks.

Out of all of them, Naruto was the only one that excelled at all subjects. Gaara, Sasuke, and Temari were great at curses and jinxes. Kankurou, Hinata, Sakura, Chouji, and Shino were good at both Potions and Herbology. Lee was excellent with Care of Magical Creatures, as was Kiba. Shikamaru was excellent at History of Magic. Tenten, Haku, and Neji were good at charms. All of them were terrific at Transfiguration and DADA since they were used to transforming and defending against all types of attacks. Dumbledore had been overjoyed at the speed they learned. They could sleep through all their classes and still pass.

They had arrived a little early, giving them plenty of time to grab the last four compartments at the very back of the train. Ron and Hermione had to go to the prefect compartments. Naruto had opened the scroll and sorted their trunks out. He refused to let Ron and Hermione carry their trunks and did it for them, causing many a person to stop and stare as he carried them with ease to the very front of the train. Naruto had stored them and spent nearly half an hour helping other students to store their trunks as he made his way back to the end of the train.

Naruto slid into the compartment that Harry was sitting in and found a boy and girl struggling to lift their trunks into the overhead racks. Without saying a word, he took their trunks and stored them safely overhead. Naruto grinned at them sheepishly as they stared at him in amazement. Just then, the twins burst in breathing hard. "Naruto, you have to help us. They made Malfoy a prefect and we just pranked him. He knows it's us, but he doesn't have proof so him and his lackey's are bullying first years." Naruto's eyes flashed with anger at the mention of bullying. It was as if an inferno had wrapped itself around the blonde.

Fred and George took a step back. "Where is he?" Fred spoke, George was too terrified to utter a word. "The fourth car from the front, in the third compartment on the left." Naruto flashed them a smile so evil, it nearly petrified the brothers. Naruto stormed down the hallways, emitting an aura so dark that students moved out of his way in waves. Naruto yanked the compartment door open in time to see Malfoy smirk at a crying first year girl, her companions had looks of terror plastered on their faces.

"Why, if it isn't Malfoy. Who stuck a stick up your ass that gave you the sudden urge to traumatize first years?" Malfoy whirled to face the blonde, his face slightly paleing as he remembered their last encounter. "I wouldn't be so cocky blondie. I'm sure you don't want to get a detention on the very first day of school." Naruto's grin grew even wider as Crabbe and Goyle loomed behind Malfoy, trying to look intimidating. To Naruto, they looked as frightening as a newborn kitten.

Glancing around the compartment, he saw that the first years' trunks had been pulled down. Glaring at Malfoy, Naruto grabbed a trunk and put it back, only using one hand. The other five trunks soon followed. Turning to the awestruck first years, Naruto flashed them one of his brightest smiles. "I'm sorry that you had to meet this bastard on your first day. We'll leave now so you can enjoy your trip in peace. I'm sure you have much to talk about since it's your first year attending Hogwarts." Grabbing Malfoy's hand, he dragged him out of the compartment and down the hall, Crabbe and Goyle trailing behind them.

Malfoy tried to yank his hand away, but Naruto's grip was stronger then steel. Naruto stopped when they were in the next car, releasing his hold on Malfoy as he turned to stare at the boy. "If I ever catch you bullying anyone again, I'll let it slip to a certain someone with green eyes that you like them. Like them a little more then you let on." Malfoy paled at this. "Do you know who I am?" Naruto blinked and then stared at him with his slitted, scarlet eyes. He was careful to only let Malfoy see. "I wouldn't depend on your family's name since it can't fight your battles for you." Naruto turned on his heel and left a very stunned Malfoy behind.

The rest of the train ride passed with relative peace, and boredom on Naruto's part since Sasuke, Gaara, and Haku had locked him in the compartment after his little escapade. But they had allowed him to make a trip to the front of the train to see the witch that sold the candy. He had told her that he would pay for all the candy that all the students would buy. So this year, when she made her rounds, she told them to take as much as they wanted for free, as she was instructed to do by the blonde.

When she reached his compartment, he wiped out the very last of her supplies, giving her a slip of paper with written directions and his signature on the bottom. All she had to do was fill in the ammount that he owed her and take it to Gringotts to collect. If she had any problems, she just had to tell the goblin to contact him and he would sort everything out. She couldn't help but smile at the blonde's kindness. Hogwarts was going to be very different this year, and she was pretty certain that the blonde would be found at the very center of it.

Naruto was dancing with excitement as he waited to exit the train. He had already changed into his robes long ago and had annoyed his companions by dancing around until Sasuke finally got fed up and tied him up. Naruto could have escaped, but he decided to pout and see how long it would take for someone to untie him.

He only had to wait for two minutes before Gaara finally gave in to his 'hurt puppy look' and untied him. Naruto had then contented himself to sleeping in Gaara's lap for the rest of the trip, clutching him like a teddy bear. By now, everyone was used to seeing the blonde hugging Gaara, but the first week had many of them believing the world was coming to an end.

Sasuke had finally gotten over his jealousy during the train ride, when Naruto began to call Gaara Nii-san after asking permision from Kankurou and Temari. Temari had made it clear that she would be offended if he didn't think of her as a sister and this had caused Naruto to burst into tears and cry his heart out into her shoulder. Temari had simply held him, shocked that her words had such an impact of the blonde. Kankurou had also insisted for Naruto to think of him as an older brother or cousin. Naruto had cried for half an hour until he drifted off to sleep, still hugging Temari.

Only the Sand siblings had witnessed Naruto's breakdown, and they vowed as they watched the sleeping blonde, that they would do everything in their power to protect his heart and his happiness. Temari had slipped Naruto into Gaara's lap so she could slip away and quietly tell the others what had happened, leaving out no detail.

This had really opened their eyes to just how strong Naruto was. They had all grown up with a family, and they all had at least one family member alive. Naruto had grown up with no one, and he was only shown hate, and yet he still had such a big heart. He truly cared for them, and despite hiding behind a mask, he had been completely honest with them. He had only worn a mask to protect himself from being hurt, although it seemed that his mask was one that served to cover his pain.

Sasuke had felt his anger melt away when he heard what had happened, all of the girls had tears in their eyes and all of the boys looked solemn, even Lee. They also understood that Naruto would only think of the Sand siblings as family since he had such a close bond with Gaara. None of the fifteen shinobi were in the least bit jealous that he viewed three of them as family since they knew he viewed them as more than just friends.

They were his family, whether he saw them that way or not, it didn't change the way they felt towards the blonde. He had changed their lives and brought them such joy and happiness, they were all determined to do as much as they could for him in return.

A/N: Thanks so much for the reviews. This chapter was shorter then the others, but it's kinda hard to break it down into chapters cause my story when I started out was originally just a really long one-shot. Plus it takes forever to type. But I'll update just for you guys. And continue to review, you have no clue how happy it makes me.