Summary: It is finally time to go to Hogwarts and they have learned everything they needed to know. Naruto locked Gaara and Haku in a closet and they are now a couple. On the train, Naruto threatens Malfoy and pays for all the candy so the students were happy to have as much free candy as they wanted. What Houses will they be sorted into, and who are the new teachers?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the Harry Potter series, or any of the characters. They belong to their respective owners.

Warnings: Out of character, boy x boy relationships, yaoi, language

Pairings: Sakura x Lee, Ino x Chouji, Tenten x Neji, Hinata x Kiba, Temari x Shikamaru, Tsunade x Jiraiya, Iruka x Kakashi, Kurenai x Asuma, Zabuza x Ibiki, Haku x Gaara

Possible Future Pairings: Naruto x Sasuke, Kankurou x Shino, Hermione x Ron, Harry x ?, Malfoy x ?, Anko x ?, sadly I can't think of anyone for Gai yet so I might do an outside character just for him. If you have a suggestion for a character for Gai, please tell me. It's hard to think up a good one for Gai. I might do Remus x Sirius as was requested, but it probably won't happen until way later in the story.

A/N: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS. Please continue with them, and I'll try my best to update every day, but like I've said before, teachers are sadistic demons that give too much homework. The weekends will probably be when I do the most updating. Thanks for all the support, it makes me really happy. If I've spelt anything wrong or got the names wrong, please tell me. If you want to see a prank pulled by Naruto and the twins, leave it in a review and I'll see if I can pull it off. Who in their sane mind wouldn't put the pranksters together? (evil laughter) If you've read the description and are wondering when Naruto is turned into a six-year old, don't worry it's coming soon.

'Call me cute and you die.' --Demon talking/usually the Kyuubi, sometimes Shukaku

'I am the Sorting Hat, do as I say.' --the Sorting Hat talking

'Stop reading my mind' --thoughts

"Shut up, stop talking." --speech

"Ohayou. Buenos dias. Bonjour." --different language other than English/usually Japanese

Chapter Seven: The Ninjas Have Arrived, Let the Chaos Begin

Naruto was the first one off the train, running straight for the lake. He was stopped by a hand on his arm. He turned around and felt his heart leap with joy when he saw Iruka's smiling face. He immediately glomped onto his former teacher, refusing to let go as Gaara tried to pry him off so the Chuunin could breathe. "Hello Naruto. I need you and the others to help me gather the first years. Can you do that?"

Naruto nodded as he jumped up onto Sasuke's shoulders so he stood above the crowd. Taking a deep breath, he bellowed at the top of his lungs. "FIRST YEARS, OVER HERE. COME ON, ALL FIRST YEARS OVER HERE." Heads turned to stare at the blonde, his voice was so loud he could probably be heard at the castle. "All right, your turn Iruka-sensei."

Iruka smiled as Naruto jumped off of Sasuke and into Gaara's arms. "Gaara-nii, can you carry me? I'm sleepy." Iruka couldn't help but chuckle as the first years stared in shock. "Alright, stay close and follow me. I'm about to lead you to the castle." Iruka led them to the lake, telling them to sit in the boats.

Of course, Naruto being Naruto, had took his robes and shoes off, leaving him in a pair of baggy shorts and a black t-shirt. He then jumped into the lake and began to swim. Iruka had yelled at him for five minutes to get out of the water and into a boat but gave up when Naruto used his 'Puppy Eyes of Doom' on him. Naruto had swam across the lake, weaving through the boats to talk to the different students, his chatter relaxing many of them.

When they reached the other side, he shook himself to rid as much of the water as he could before he pulled his robes and shoes back on. Naruto smiled as he remembered the first time he saw Hogwarts. It was just as awe inspiring as he remembered. Iruka led them into a room and left them there to wait.

Naruto stood still for a total of two minutes before he started to bounce around. "Teme, I'm hungry. Do you have any candy?" Sasuke wanted to bash his head on the wall just so he could avoid seeing Naruto's puppy eyes. "Dobe, you ate most of the candy you bought. How can you be hungry after eating all of that?" Hearing this, a first year hesitantly asked the blonde boy a question. "You had to pay for your candy? All of ours was free."

Naruto grinned sheepishly, blushing as he rubbed the back of his head. "That's cause I paid for all of the candy that the witch gave away." Gasps were heard from the first years as some of them heard his answer. Naruto was immediately surround by a throng of them, all of them thanking him. Then the girl he had seen crying stepped forward and gave him a hug, whispering a small thank you before she ran back to her friends.

Professor McGonagall walked in saving him from further embarrassment. She had all the first years form a line and the Shinobi form another before she led them into the Great Hall. Whispers could be heard when the older students caught sight of the second line. The whispering died down as the Sorting Hat sang his song and the sorting began. When the last first year had been sorted into Ravenclaw, Dumbledore stood up and gave a speech.

"I would like to welcome sixteen transfer students to Hogwarts. Due to uncontrollable circumstances, they received their invitations late and are just now joining us. They will all be fifth year students and will be sorted now. To save time, they can choose the order they will be sorted in." Dumbledore had barely finished speaking when Naruto plucked the hat off the stool and placed it on Sasuke's head.

'Hmm. A ninja are you? I haven't seen one of your kind since I was first made. Now where to put you?' 'It would make it easier for us if you could sort us all into different houses. Pick the house that you think is best suited to our personalities.' Sasuke was shocked when the hat spoke to him, but he had quickly recovered himself. 'Alright then. I'll put you in SLYTHERIN!' The hat shouted the last part and was then whisked away and placed onto Gaara's head.

It had barely even touched his hair when it shouted. "SLYTHERIN" Naruto grabbed the hat and dropped it onto Haku's head. Seeming to remember something he had glimpsed in Gaara's mind, the hat sorted him into Slytherin as well. Shino and Kankurou were also sorted into Slytherin. Neji became the first Ravenclaw and Lee and Chouji joined the Hufflepuffs.

Naruto had to hold Akamaru while the hat sorted Kiba into Gryffindor. Shikamaru joined Neji at the Ravenclaw table. Temari joined her brothers at the Slytherin table while Hinata went to Hufflepuff. Ino and Tenten both went to Ravenclaw and were joined by Sakura moments later. Finally, Naruto was the only one left. The hat barely touched his head when it let out a shrill and girly scream.

'Shut up you stupid hat. It can't be your first time encountering a demon. You sorted Gaara without squealing like a little girl, so what's your problem?' 'I only needed a tiny glimpse in order to sort him. But this boy can easily join any and all of the houses.' 'You do know that I'm right here. You don't have to talk about me like I'm not here. This is my mind after all. So, whats the problem? Can't pick a house for me? Then can you place me in Gryffindor? It will make it easier for us if there were at least two people in every house, and seeing as Kiba's the only Gryffindor I should join him.'

'If that is what you want. But you would do so well in all of the houses.' 'Then talk to Dumbledore. But can you not tell him about Kyu-nee-chan. I kinda want to tell him myself.' 'Don't worry, I won't tell him about anything that I have seen in your mind unless I have your permission. I'll only talk to him about what house I should place you in. For now, you will be in GRYFFINDOR!' 'Thanks.' Naruto pulled the hat off and placed it on the stool, whispering into Professor McGonagall's ear the hat's message before he went to join Kiba, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and the twins. Dumbledore stood up, preparing to make another speech.

But before he could say a word, Naruto stood up and yelled at the man that had just walked into the Great Hall. His face was covered by a mask and his left eye was covered by a bandana, only one eye was visible and a patch of silver-grey hair spiked up above it.

"Kakashi-sensei your late. Don't tell me, you got lost on the road of life while you were walking here and then you had to help an old lady cross the street, rescue someone's cat from a tree, and finally, you had to buy your precious dolphin a present for his birthday. Am I right?" Kakashi sweatdropped and nodded his head, causing Naruto to fall out of his seat as he laughed hysterically.

Standing up, he ran over to Kakashi and gave him a hug. Naruto walked up to the teacher's table and handed Iruka a little orange book. "I think you should hold onto this Iruka-sensei. You don't want the pervert corrupting your students, now do you?" Iruka gave Kakashi a dark look, promising much pain, as he took the book from Naruto. "I know just what to do with this. Naruto, sit back down so Dumbledore-san can give his speech. I'll talk to you later, after I deal with a certain scarecrow."

Naruto skipped back to his seat as Dumbledore cleared his throat and began to speak. "Without further ado, let the feast begin." Instantly, food appeared on the tables to the delight of the students. There were several foreign dishes in honor of the transfer students, and many were sampled with interest. Naruto didn't hesitate in pulling out his wand and transfiguring his silverware into chopsticks. He took a little of everything he could reach and began to eat, before coming up with the bright idea of having an eating contest with Kiba.

Soon, other students paused in their eating to watch the two devour plate after plate of food. Kiba had to admit defeat after his twelth serving. Naruto grinned and continued to eat, only at a slower pace. Soon, the food disappeared only to be replaced by deserts. Before anyone could start eating, Naruto had stood up and pointed a finger at Chouji. "Chouji, I challenge you. The first one to get a brain freeze loses." Chouji stood up and shouted right back at him. "I accept. Come over here so the contest can begin."

Soon, half the ice cream from the Hufflepuff table sat between the two boys as they stared across the table at each other. Without warning, they started to shovel ice cream into their mouths. They ate ice cream for the next thirty minutes without either of them showing signs of slowing down. Suddenly, Chouji dropped his spoon and clutched his head as he yelped in pain.

Naruto stood up and did a small victory dance before he too clutched his head in pain. "I win. Now, let's agree never to do that again. I think my head would explode if we did." Chouji nodded in agreement. "Agreed. I get to choose the course for the next contest. And the next time we have to wager something." Naruto mumbled his agreement before he stumbled back to the Gryffindor table, many of them staring at him in a mixture of awe and horror. After all, he did just eat at least twenty-five gallons of ice cream after his contest with Kiba.

Dumbledore stood up and introduced the teachers, one particulary ugly toad like witch talked about something, but many of the students tuned her out as they thought about going to bed. Finally, they were dismissed and allowed to go to bed.

Before leaving the Great Hall, Naruto had further shocked the student body by jumping into Gaara's arms. "Nii-san, did you drink your milk? You have to drink your milk if you want to continue your Taijutsu training. After all, strong bones are harder to break." Sasuke chuckled as Gaara glared at the blonde moodily. Temari grinned as she rescued her little brother, pulling Naruto out of Gaara's arms and into a hug.

"Don't worry squirt, I made sure he drank his milk. Now be a good little boy and go to bed. You don't want Iruka-sensei yelling at you for falling asleep in class. That's Shikamaru's job. Now, where is he? He owes me a kiss good-night." Naruto's face lit up with glee as he turned sparkling eyes on Sasuke, Kankurou, and Shino. "That's right, you three still don't have anyone to kiss you good-night. I guess I'll have to fix that problem. But what should I do?"

Before he could get an answer, the three boys had left the blonde to his thoughts as they ran from the room. Naruto's evil laughter followed them down the halls. Before he followed the other Gryffindors to their dormitory, Naruto had tackled Iruka to the floor in a massive bear hug. It took both Sakura and Temari to loosen his grip enough so the man could breathe.

Iruka sighed as he strared down at the blonde head that was buried in his chest. Gently, he stroked Naruto's back as he tried to comfort him. He could feel the boy relax when he didn't try to push him away. Large sweatdrops appeared on the heads of those who heard the blonde snoring softly. Sighing, Iruka picked him up and dropped him into Kakashi's arms.

"Go tuck him in. I need to find Sasuke, Gaara, and Haku. Temari, do you know where the Slytherin's common room is?" Temari nodded, smiling fondly at Naruto's older brother slash mother hen. The man had a similar quality as Naruto that just drew people to him. Kissing Shikamaru good night, Temari led the way to the Slytherin common room, slightly shocked when Iruka followed her in and went directly towards Gaara, Haku, and Sasuke who were sitting around the fire talking quietly.

The killer intent that was rolling off of him nearly rivaled Gaara's. Rhat in itself was terrifying, but the man it was coming from was even more petrifying. "I'll give you three a warning since you guys are the closest to his heart. Betray him and you will learn why I was an anbu captain and interrigator. If you think Ibiki is bad, I make him look like a four year old amateur. Sasuke, I will be especially cruel to you if you break his heart again. Now, go to bed. If I hear that any of you fall asleep in class I'll be sure to remind you why most students didn't fall asleep in my class. You can ask Naruto and Shikamaru what I mean. Good night, don't stay up too late." Iruka left a room of stunned Slytherins and three very confused boys.

Sasuke shuddered as he remembered the death glare that he had been shot. It beat the Uchiha Death Glare hands down. Glancing at Haku and Gaara, he noticed that they were both slightly paler. The mood was lightened when Temari burst into laughter.

"You guys are so screwed. I remember hearing stories about an interrigator that made Ibiki look like an incompetent fool. Gaara, you heard them too, same with Kankurou. To think that Iruka-sensei is the legendary Dolphin. It kinda makes sense though since his name means dolphin. Oh well, good night guys. And Shino, don't let the freaky bugs bite." Temari disappeared up the stairs, still laughing softly.

In the Great Hall, the girls gave Naruto a kiss good-night before they said good-night to thier boyfriends. Kakashi had whispered to them that he and Iruka would patrol for the night and that they would discuss a patrol scheduele tomorrow. Naruto had shifted slightly in his hold so he could hug him, bearing his face into his chest. Kakashi chuckled when Naruto began to mumble about evil old men with purple and pink hair. He had seen the third with pink hair and realized that it was Dumbledore who had had the purple hair.

Kakashi followed Harry and Kiba to the Gryffindor's common room, easily avoiding all the trick stairs on the way. Naruto woke up when they were still a floor below. Yawning, he gave Kakashi a hug before he jumped down out of his arms. "Thanks Kakashi-sensei. Now, why don't you find Iruka-sensei? I think he just scared a couple of Slytherins half out of their minds if that killer intent was his." Kakashi chuckled as he ruffled Naruto's blonde spikes.

"Don't worry. I'll go calm him down. Now, be good and go to sleep. You wouldn't want Iruka to catch you sneaking about at night." Naruto gave him a tired smile before he gave him one more cautious hug. Kakashi returned the embrace. He would kill anyone who hurt his student, especially after what he had been through. Grinning, Kakashi faded into the shadows and disappeared, shocking many of the passing students.

Smiling sleepily, Naruto followed Harry the rest of the way to the common room. But before they made it to the portrait of the Fat Lady, they ran into a crowd of first years and a very irritated Ron and Hermione. Peeves floated in front of the group, scaring many of the first years.

Kiba gave the polterigist a pitying look as Naruto stalked through the crowd. A feral grin spread across Naruto's face as his whisker marks grew darker and his eyes began to shimmer. Peeves didn't even flinch as he began to taunt Naruto. "What do we have here? I haven't seen you before. A new student, what fun." As Peeves began to laugh manically, Naruto had started to growl. He was tired, and when he was tired, he was very, very cranky. When he spoke, his voice was more a feral growl than actual human speech.

"Peeves, get out of my sight. Or do you want me to repeat the experience you had the last time you chose to pick on me?" Peeves stopped laughing as he stared at Naruto closely. By now, Naruto's eyes were flickering scarlet. Peeves let out a small shriek as he recognized the blonde before him. "I'm so sorry Naruto-sama. I'll get out of your way immediately." Peeves nearly tripped in mid-air in his haste to get out of Naruto's way. Kiba howled with laughter as he saw Peeves' terror filled face.

"Naruto, you've been here before?" Naruto nodded as he waited for Hermione and Ron to recover and lead the first years into the common room. "When I was six, I came with Dumbledore and the old man for a week. It was my first 'mission' after I became ANBU. All I really did was run around the castle pulling as many pranks as possible for most of the week. I also went to Diagon Alley once and I went to Hogsmeade two or three times. I had so much fun."

Harry looked at Naruto in awe. "What exactly did you do to Peeves?" Naruto turned to Harry before he gave him a huge grin. "I don't remember what I did, but I do remember pulling a prank on him. Man, I thought I was going to die laughing, it was so funny." A small smile still on his lips, Naruto gave both Ginny and Hermione a hug good night, before he disappeared upstairs into the boys dormitories.

Kiba chuckled when he saw the faint blushes on the girl's faces. "I'm sorry I have to tell you this, but his heart's already taken. But don't worry, he'll definetly play matchmaker for you. Do you remember Iruka and Kakashi?" Kiba grinned when they nodded. "Well, those guys are a couple. And Naruto's the one that set them up. Out of the sixteen of us, he's gotten all but three a girlfriend or boyfriend. Sasuke, Shino, and Kankurou are the only single ones left besides Naruto and he has plans for the three of them." Hermione and Ginny couldn't help but giggle.

Kiba, Harry, and Ron bid the two girls good night, following Naruto's example and disappearing into the boys' dormitories.

Later that night, Kiba woke up to the sound of soft whimpering. He looked over and saw that it was Naruto. Sighing, he got up and went over to his friend, pulling him into a hug as he waited for the blonde's nightmare to pass. After about ten minutes of gently rocking him, Naruto stopped whimpering and fell into a peaceful sleep. Kiba waited another twenty minutes before he returned to his own bed. He asked Akamaru to stay with the blonde, hoping his presence would keep any other nightmares away.

Akamaru had curled up next to Naruto's side and fell asleep. Like Kiba, he felt sad when he heard Naruto whimper in his sleep. Akamaru had grown to the size of a large wolf, but Kiba had invented a food pill that would return Akamaru to his puppy size. He had made it, saying he missed carrying Akamaru around in his jacket. So now, Akamaru stayed in his puppy form unless they were engaged in a battle or training. He was quite happy with it, since it allowed him to go everywhere with Kiba. Happy, Akamaru fell into a deep sleep with dreams filled of dancing steaks.

A/N: It would have been hard to have Akamaru in the story if he was really big, so I made it so he could stay in his puppy form. I might do a prank where Akamaru is returned to normal later on. Please review. And thank you all who do.