Got bored so I mad a random fic this is set before Max died but after clary knows she can draw runes. Maryse and Robert are on official Clave business.
Disclaimer: I do not own TMI all rights go to Cassandra Clare
"ITS RAINING MUFFINS" Cried Izzy as she ran into the training room. Clary paused her knife throwing practise to look at Izzy. Then all of a sudden Max ran in not seeing Izzy and trampled her like the wildebeest did to Mufasa.
"Wow you are suck a canker-blossom!" Clary called out to him.
"Yeah I kno- wait what?" Izzy and Clary just gave Max a look that said why-do-we-even-bother-when-we-could-just-say-you-are-too-young-to-hang-with-us. Max squinted trying to fight the two death glares that could rival Valentine but he just gave up and dropped to the floor on his knees crying like a little girl.
Jace and Alec just walked in the training room from the kitchen and it was at this moment Jace dropped his apple as they saw Max tied to a chair weeping with bright make up on with a blond wig and two pony tails sticking out either side of his head and a bright pink honey boo-boo dress.
"How did you get the dress on h-" Jace started but stopped once he saw the familiar red glow of a rune. The two males just backed out to go straight to the kitchen to the kitchen leaving Izzy and Clary with a sobbing Max.
That night roads in New York were covered in muffins of all flavour and a triple chocolate fudge muffin was on the tip of the empire state building