Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion". Kenny rushed to the hospital to see his sister Karen who has severe pneumonia. As Dendar reclaimed the Stick of Truth from the humans, Stuart and Carol McCormick left the room to talk to Dr. Asshole who had a PHD in being in fact, an asshole. Kenny found out that Karen was coughing up blood and became madder than you guys probably were when I left you at a cliffhanger. Visiting hours were almost up which forced Kenny to leave his poor sister in the hospital alone with Really Big Asshole. I cried along with Kenny until a text from his friend Kyle Broflovoski sparked an idea in the nine year old's mind and the question on everyone's mind right now is "Just what is Kenny's plan?"

Chapter 3: Becoming true heroes

Kenny P.O.V. (yup still)

After I put on my Mysterion costume I went to Cartman's were they had the Coon's Base. I entered Cartman's basement where my fellow superheroes: The Coon, Toolshed, Human Kite, Tupperware, Mosquito, Iron Maiden and the only one besides me who had actual superpowers, Mint-Berry Crunch, were watching the news on the Coon-o-vision

"Damn it, why can't something tragic happen when we want it?"

Cartman said, annoyed

"Hey do any of guys know where Mysterion is? zzzzz"

"Right here, Mosquito"

I said in my dark tone of voice and I walked down the stairs and towards to the desk my friends and Cartman sat at

"What did you need Ken-I mean Mysterion?"

"Fellow heroes, I've come with tragic news…"

"Ok what?"

Cartman asked

"My little sister is in the hospital"

"Who? Karen?"

"Yes Toolshed, Karen"

The room was silent until Cartman asked

"What's so tragic about that?"

"What's so tragic about it is that Karen's condition is life threatening and she needs help!"

"Do not fear Mysterion! For Mint-Berry Crunch can cure your little sister!"

"You can?"

"Absolutely! I just have to give her a crunchy mint-berry fruit!"

"…Are you serious?"

"Mint-Berry Crunch never jokes when it comes to saving people! The combined power of mint and berry will be enough to cure Karen of any disease or illness while she also gets to enjoy a satisfying, tasty crunch!"

If he was serious, I would never call his powers stupid ever again and seeing how he is an alien whose real name is Gokzarah I decided to just go with it.

"Ok then let's go get one"

"Great! But the only problem is it's on my home world Kokujon which is about three million light years from Earth sooo…"

Never mind

"Look Kenny, is there anything we can do to help?"

"Ok whoa, whoa, I am the leader of Coon and Friends so I decide what we do and who we save Human Kike"

"Cartman we've already discussed that everyone in Coon and Friends are eq-"

"NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SOME TRIVIAL ARGUMENT! MY SISTER IS IN THE HOSPITAL AND I'VE COME TO ASK FOR HELP!"

"Ok, how can we help?"

My friend Token, I mean Tupperware asked

"I was hoping you guys would come down to Hell's Pass hospital with me and help me perk her up"

"That's fucking gay Kenny"

"THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF TO HELP KAREN BLUBBER ASS!"

"FUCK YOU KENNY AT LEAST I WEAR MY UNDIES IN MY PANTS"

"AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE A RACOON WHO ATE ONE TOO MANY TWINKIES!"

"Kenny how is us simply making Karen feel better gonna help her?"

"It will give her hope Toolshed and at a time where things seem hopeless for her that is something important for her to have"

"I agree with what Mysterion says. Hope is the only thing that keeps people going during dark times so Karen could use something like that"

"Thank you Tupperware"

"You would say that Token your black!"

"No, Tupperware is right Coon! When things look their bleakest that's when you've got to bring it all! It's time for Karen to bring the crunch!"

"TIMMAY!"

"We are not going to some hospital to see your faggy sister. We are superheroes NOT THE FUCKING MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION!"

"IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT YOU THERE ANYWAY YOU OBESE RACOON!"

My boiling blood went back to a simmer

"Look I would appreciate if the rest of you guys come. All we've been doing for the past three days is playing superhero so why don't we finally be real superheroes for once? Sure, we might not be saving the city on a regular basis like Superman or the Powerpuff Girls, but we can be heroes to a little girl in the hospital. Be the light of hope that guides her through a very dark time. Doesn't that make you feel special?"

The room fell silent as they pondered

"No"

"Fuck you Cartman"

"Well I'm going with ya Kenny"

"Same here"

"Let's go give that little girl some hope"

"Count Mosquito in zzzzzz"

"You can always count on Mint-Berry Crrrunch!

"Timmeh!"

"Thank you friends"

"You're all a bunch of freaking fags, all of ya!"

After Cartman's statement, we heard the Coon-o-vision

"And in later news, an apparent child cultist in the streets of South Park!"

Cartman whipped his head to the television so quick I'm surprised his neck didn't snap

"Apparently the child's name is Lucas Jones, a new student to South Park Elementary who moved from California after attempting to summon the dark god Cthulhu there. With more of this report is a midget in a bikini"

"Thanks Tom and you can see the child behind me, standing in front of a portal to another dimension. The portal has been generating strange creatures from another dimension, 15 mile an hour winds and…"

A monster with tan, slug like body with several black tentacles which flailed of the creature's body. It had a tan slug like body that it slithered on, leaving a trail of clear goo

"Apparently Snooki just came out of the portal Tom. She looks like she put on a few pounds but-but that's definitely her Tom"

"Thanks midget Snooki sure looks pissed. Up next! Did pharmacists invent some form of Viagra for Jay Leno's chin?"

Cartman turned off the television

"YES! FINALLY! Come on guys, time to be real superheroes!"

"Cartman wait!"

Kyle called out but it was too late as Cartman was already upstairs and took everyone with him as they attempted to stop him.

"Guy wait! WHAT ABOUT KAREN!"

I called out but it was too late…they were gone

Author's Note: Alright so that was chapter 3! Again sorry if it was short but I hope you guys like it. BTW I had a lot of fun writing Mint-Berry Crunch, he was my second favorite character in the trilogy next to Mysterion of course so I was glad putting him in the story. Stayed tuned for Chapter 4 buddy!