Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion". I'm still pissed since that fat kid took over my narration so for your summary…Cthulhu, Lucifer, Cartman, dick, dark oblivion, Mint-Berry Crunch, Kamehameha, another dimension.

Chapter 6: One fugly secret

Lucifer P.O.V.

I looked around

"I'm here again! DAMN IT!"

I screamed and suddenly I was hit in the face and that caused me to fall on the ground

"You little prick!"

A dark voice said as I turned in its direction…It was that kid again. I should have known he was going to be here.

"Do you have any idea what you just cost me?! Why am I here?!"

He screamed at me

"Ha! Do you really think I know the answer?"

He pulled me up to his eye level. I saw those eyes but this time filled with pure wrath

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW BUT MY SISTER IS IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING FOR ME TO SHOW UP AND BECAUSE OF YOU I CAN'T! I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!"

I chuckled at his attempt to intimidate me

"You're not gonna kill me"

"AND WHY DO YOU THINK THAT!"

"I'm immortal as well!"

He stopped

"From the minute I saw you I knew you were immortal. You have that same look in them that I do. They look like the eyes of a confused, lost child searching for help"

He stuttered

"I you ah-so! I have the power to kill you, only an immortal can kill another immortal!"

"That would be foolish…"

"Oh and why is that!"

"Because you would never find out what you are"

"THEN TELL ME!"

"I don't know what you are you jackshit but I can help you…we are alike you and me, we-"

"DON'T TRY THAT You and me are alike BULLSHIT! I AM NOT AND NEVER WILL BE LIKE YOU!"

"I'm trying to find out what I am as well boy. That's why I am a cultist in the first place because maybe Cthulhu can tell me just what I am"

"CTHULHU IS A DARK LORD BENT ON ENSLAVING HUMANITY FOR 3,000 YEARS! WHY WOULD HE TELL YOU ANYTHING?!"

"Because I am a follower, not someone trying to stop him so he has no reason to kill or enslave me and if you want to find out too I suggest you become a cultist as well"

"I WILL FIND OUT WHAT I AM WITHOUT YOUR HELP! So if you don't mind, I'm going to see my sister!"

"You don't know the way out!"

"All I have to do is kill myself fucktard! I've been here before!"

"You too huh?"

"YES ME TOO I…you've been here before?"

I looked down before I spoke

"My father…he's immortal too…he's scum all he does is get drunk..."

I began to choke up

"One night he was drinking so much I-I tried to stop him…but he became violent…"

I paused as I began to tear up

"…he choked me to death with his belt and after everything went to black I woke up here…luckily Cthulhu took a shit on me by mistake and I couldn't dig my way out in time so I died of crap inhalation"

"Shit on you?"

He asked

"Do you see a place to use the bathroom? Here it's just squat and drop"

I continued with my story

"After that I woke up in my bed and I thought that maybe it was just a bad dream y'know but then I went downstairs and saw all the bottles…the worst part is my dad doesn't even remember that he did that…and that's when I dedicated my life to find out why I was immortal so I followed Cthulhu cults all over the country and that's why I convinced my dad to move to South Park"

"How did you do that?"

"I told them they had "all you can drink" bars here and he had us move faster than Sonic the Hedgehog running downhill"

It was silent for a while until he asked

"Do you know why your dad is immortal?"

"Grandpa and Grandma were cultists"

He paused before speaking

"Well I'm sorry to hear that but my sister is in the hospital and she's not immortal so I need to see her now"

As if on cue we heard screaming and it got dark as we saw a huge figure falling from the sky. It was none other than Cthulhu and of course he fell on us, crushing us to death

Meanwhile in South Park

Kyle's P.O.V.

"Oh my god they killed Kenny! You Bastards!"

My friends and Cartman just looked at me as I randomly screamed that…why did I scream that?

Cut to: Kenny's house

Kenny's P.O.V. (yeah we are back to this)

I woke in my bed and I felt like I just been through hell. My dad knocked on my door

"Kenny! Wake up! You have to go to school!"

School?...oh no

"Dad! What time is it?!"

"Eight Kenny, now get up! We are gonna visit your sister first"

All that ran through my mind was…Karen

Author's note: And that was Chapter 6! That was worth the wait wasn't it? No?…it was too short? Apologizes. I just can't stress how happy I am you guys are enjoying this story, I'm getting great reviews and lots of views so thanks to you all! Chapter 7 will be uploaded soon!