Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Inside the Hokage's office:

"Tsunade-sama, are you sure that having a Team bonding and lecture would be a good idea?" Shizune asked while Tsunade was preparing the Demonstration Draft. "I mean, those 5 are from Team Kakashi and Team Gai…"

"Just because they have strong teammates doesn't means that they'll start killing each other for no reason." Tsunade firmly said, "Besides, the team lecture should work with those two teams."

"If not?" Shizune asked worriedly. "What happens if the talk doesn't work?"

"I've already gave them a package on how to deal with them." Tsunade smiled.

At Team 7's training ground…

"How is this supposed to be a 'one-on-one' first aid pack?" Kakashi-sensei asked while Yamato-taichou watched the three ninjas arguing with dismay, "I don't even think this is the right help."

"Well, we already tried the talk, but that didn't work…" Yamato-taichou said.

Flashback

"Okay, first of all, you should never attack your own teammates." Kakashi stated to Naruto, Sakura and Sai. "It's pointless and stupid since all of you are too grown up to do such thing."

"But Sai started to touch me which guys aren't supposed to do!" Naruto yelled as Sakura punched him in the face, "What the hell was that for?"

"You idiot, you started the whole thing because you said that you didn't want to the demonstration with me." Sakura yelled while half strangling Naruto, "besides, you're only good at shadow clone jutsu which is stupid."

"Does it look like I'm stupid enough to be your 'guinea pig' for your medical demonstration?" Naruto yelled back trying to breathe, "I'd rather trust my life in my training rather than having someone take it away after some stupid demonstration."

"What did you just say?" Sakura yelled, "Are you trying to say I'm going to end your life before you fulfill your stupid dream?"

"Actually, yes since I didn't get a chance to taste all of the Ramen flavors in the world." Naruto yelled back as they started a violent bickering contest. Kakashi and Yamato sweat dropped while Sai flipped to the index of a book.

"DON'T YOU DARE READ FROM THAT BOOK!" Naruto and Sakura yelled at Sai before resuming their fight.

"Besides, the only type of jutsu Sai knows is Ink jutsu which is weaker than my jutsu." Naruto yelled.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Sai yelled as he joined in with the argument.

End of Flashback

"This is even worst than I thought it would get." Yamato-sensei said while watching Naruto, Sakura and Sai argue. "Was it the same when Sasuke was in the Team?"

"Worse," Kakashi-sensei answered staring at the three arguing, "Way worse."

"I wonder how Gai's team is doing…" Yamato-taichou said as he rushed towards Naruto before he prepared his rasengan.

At Team Gai's training grounds…

"Neji, can you decipher this strange language for me?" Gai-sensei asked as he handed the package to Neji, "I don't even understand this unyouthful writing."

"There's no such word called 'unyouthful'" Neji snapped, "and this isn't a guide, more like how to deal with a petting zoo."

Tenten and Lee instead were in a violent taijutsu war against each other.

"I knew that I should add more youth to the talk earlier." Gai-sensei anime-cried,

"Uhhh…" Neji sweat dropped.

Flashback

"Okay my youthful students," Gai-sensei announced to his team, "the first thing we'll discuss is why my two greatest youthful students are trying to kill each other?"

Glares were passed from Lee to Tenten to Neji.

"Why am I involved in this glaring contest?" Neji asked confused by both Lee and Tenten.

"You shouldn't attack other youthful people, Tenten." Lee began.

"Not my problem since they started being too noisy." Tenten snapped.

"But you shouldn't attack them since you wasted a lot of your youth." Lee answered back.

"Quit your youth talk, will yeah?" Tenten angrily shouted as she flung her kunai cutting a small amount of both Lee and Neji's hair. Both of the guys stared in shock as their hair strands fell on the ground.

"YOU SO DID NOT CUT MY HAIR, TENTEN!" both Neji and Lee yelled as they started to fight each other.

"Why are you attacking each other when you are youthful teammates?" Gai-sensei confusingly asked.

"SHUT UP!" All three yelled at Gai-sensei before they released their attacks.

"Twin Rising Dragon!" Tenten shouted as she threw two scrolls up in the air.

"Konoha Senpu! Leaf Hurricane!" Lee yelled he accidentally kick a tree trunk.

"Gentle Fist!" Neji announced preparing his stance.

"This is really bad." Gai-sensei sighed as he grabbed all three students before they attacked each other.

End of Flashback

"Why did I even join that fight anyway?" Neji muttered as he looked on the ground and spotted not one but twelve strands of long black hair beside a clump of shiny hair, "right, she gave me an unofficial haircut."

"Neji, can you just stop them? And when will you finish deciphering?" Gai-sensei impatiently called.

"No, this looks like a laundry list and I thought you know taijutsu better than anyone else." Neji snapped still upset about his haircut. "How am I suppose to babysit you guys when we all need to train for the demonstration fair?"

"NEJI!!" Tenten and Lee yelled as they attacked Neji with kunai and taijutsu.

At Ichiraku's Ramen.

"Did the so-called plan work for Team Kakashi?" Shino asked Shikamaru, Ino and Choji.

"Nope, they started fighting each other after Kakashi-sensei asked them one question." Ino sighed, "It's even worst when they had Sasuke here."

"I wonder what was in those packages," Shikamaru said, "seems like those didn't work either."

"What about you guys? How was Team Gai?" Choji asked while munching on his chips.

"Nn-o better," Hinata replied.

"They started bickering and Tenten accidentally cut Neji and Lee's hair off which caused a huge fight." Kiba said. "What's worst is that Neji accidentally said the words 'demonstration fair' right in front of them and both of them attacked him with kunai and taijutsu."

"Wow, this is the worst week ever," Ino grumbled, "my two good friends are angry at their own teammates is already bad enough."

"Seems like we have to handle it ourselves," Kiba said, "how about we invite everyone out for lunch?"

"Is that a good idea?" Hinata asked.

"Trust me, this will make them shut up." Kiba announced happily.

At a random restaurant…

Loud bickering could be heard at the table of twelve in the corner of the restaurant.

"'Trust me, this will make them shut up.'," Ino sarcastically mocked, "yeah, more like they're planning another bickering war instead."

"I didn't know this was going to happen like this." Kiba grumbled, "I don't foresee the future."

All six of them stared at the other six people as they started bickering at each other.

"Hmm, what about a sleepover tonight?" Shikamaru suggested. Everyone stopped dead at what they were doing and stared at him like he was insane. "Why is everyone staring at me like that?"

"That's a great idea!" Ino happily announced, "We'll have the guys go over to Kiba's and the girls go over to Tenten's for two nights and one day?"

"You are crazy did you know that?" everyone else replied at the same time before they resumed their activity.

"Kiba, if it's the last thing, force them to come over." Shikamaru whispered to Kiba. "Ino, is there a possibility you could drag all the girls to Tenten's place?"

"No problem, I got that covered!" Ino flashed a smile.

Author's Note: Hah! I did chapter two for this fanfic. Not sure if I should continue.