Narration: Fuck this narration let's just get to it!

Chapter 9: Karen learns the truth

Karen's P.O.V.

I uncovered my eyes…the darkness wasn't there anymore and mommy looked fine. That darkness, it…it looked like a scary monster

"What was that?!"

I said terrified and the froggy replied

"We aren't exactly sure Karen but we believe it was a the spirit of a creature from the city fallen from the stars"

"W-what?"

City fallen from the stars?

"Yes that chant summoned the spirit of one of the creatures from the Sunken City of R'yleh and we believe that it is in your brother"

"Who? Kenny?"

"Yes"

"But…does that mean Kenny is in danger?"

"No but is the reason for Kenny's powers"

"P-powers?"

I asked and the fish replied

"We understand that this is hard for you to believe but your brother is immortal"

"What does that mean?"

"He is unable to die even by natural causes"

This was a little too much for me to take for take in…fallen cities, mommy and daddy are cult members and Kenny has a superpower? But…why wouldn't he tell me? I always tell him everything so why wouldn't he tell me?

"Why didn't he tell me? I would have believed him"

"He thought it would be futile, no ever remembers…not even his best friends"

I felt really bad after I heard that. Poor Kenny…

"Stuart I…I think it's a boy"

"But you thought it was a girl 3 days ago"

"I know but…but I really think it's going to be a boy all of a sudden"

Kenny…

"What did you make us read?"

"Huh? Oh uh…free beer!"

Everybody got up and left through a door that was located to the left of the stand mommy, daddy and the creepy old people were

"W-why are showing me this?"

"This is very important to your brother Kenny"

"How?"

"He does not know what he is nor why he has this power and right now he needs your help"

"So…do you want me to tell him what I saw?"

"Yes Karen it is very important and we had to jump at the opportunity to help you and your family so I gave you pneumonia"

~Catatafish gave Karen pneumonia~

"…You gave me pneumonia?"

I replied angrily to the fish

"Yes it was a long shot but we were trying to put in the hospital for a while now"

"WHAT! I just met you guys!"

"What you don't remember all those times?"

Flashback 1

"I'm going outside to play mom"

"Ok Karen"

I ran forward and a large anvil just missed me

"Damn it"

Catatafish muttered

Flashback 2

"And apparently a 300 foot Mecha-Streisand is in South Park! With more of this report is Japanese person who looks a lot like Jackie Chan"

"If you a rook over here you can-a see the robot Streisand outside of these people's house-su"

The Streisand stomped right through the living room of our house and just missed me who was sitting on the couch

"What are you doing in there Karen?!"

"Nothing mommy"

"Damn it"

Flashback 3

"Got any threes?"

"Go fish Kenny"

I said as we played go fish. Suddenly he was full of bullet holes. I heard voices from outside

"You shot the wrong kid! What kind of assassin are you"

He looked up from his rifle. He was cross-eyed

"Damn it"

Ending Flashbacks

"You were trying to kill me?!"

"Oh no, no we were just trying to hurt you enough to put you in a coma but we couldn't so we went with plan B"

~Catatafish's plan was dumb~

"Hey!"

"No that music is right Mr. Fish! Why couldn't you just give me a dream about it or something else?!"

"You always sleep with that dream catcher over your head so we could not get access"

My dream catcher! I forgot all about it! Kenny gave me a dream catcher as a present because I used to have a lot of bad dreams and after I started using it I never had another bad dream since…until now

"Oh…but how did you even give me pneumonia in the first place?"

"It was a little process called bass to-"

"No Frog King! She is too young to understand"

"Too young to understand what?"

~Catatafish made Karen suck asshole~

"Damn you voice!"

"EWW! You made me do what?!"

"You see pneumonia is just fluid in the lungs and that fluid technically came from Catatafish's-"

"Silence Sparrow Prince!"

"Aww gross! Ewww! Ewww!"

I coughed and gagged and tried to spit it out.

"I thought it was a virus that gave to me!"

"Actually that is how the fluid formed…Catatafish had kind of a fishy STD"

"STD?"

The frog opened his mouth to tell me but the fish interjected

"You definitely are not telling her what that is"

I definitely like the frog more than the fish now and the worst part is he must have done it when I was sleeping gross!

"Look Karen we had to-"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa what is this we business?"

"Frog king I made you and Sparrow Prince agree that we all take full responsibility"

"Well we didn't think you meant bass to mouth!"

"Yeah I thought you were great wizard not a child molester"

"I am a great wizard Sparrow Prince! And Frog King don't act like you didn't tongue and tadpole that girl frog you found"

~Frog King stuck his tongue in a frog's love hole~

~And he also wiggled it like a tadpole~

"Oh it was tongue and tadpole I thought it was tongue in toad"

"I don't mess with toads Sparrow Prince they're nasty"

"You just think that because they remind of that perverted octopus at the South Park aquarium"

"Ugh don't ever remind me of that octopus again Catatafish"

"Why is that so different from Sparrow Prince bird bathing in that fat woman's va-"

"Can you stop the arguing! Something more important is going on! I have to know more about Kenny and I need you guys to help me!"

I screamed and suddenly what was around me began to fade.

"W-what's going on?"

"Your anesthesia must be wearing off our time here is running out!"

"But I need to help Kenny!"

"We will try to comeback Karen but we must warn you! There's a doctor in your hospital who is also part of the cult! His name is-"

I woke up…

Author's note: Oh boy that was chapter 9! I know I probably killed the mood from the last chapter with this one so apologizes if you were expecting something different. I hope you guys enjoyed and stay tuned for chapter 10 as long as I didn't piss you off with this chapter. Love you guys!