Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion". After a week of no uploads we check back with Kenny to see how he was doing…he was fine. But potential romance between Red and Kenny blossom which so cute! I mean very gay. Now many people might be wondering "How will this affect the story?"…I have no idea how to answer that yet. Maybe the writer wanted to make the situation moah difficult for Kenny because he's been a dick to him so far or maybe the writer just has a soft spot for romance or maybe it will affect the story in a way you would never expect…probably not. Oh and Lucifer is suicidal and is attempting to find a way to make Kenny kill him…Bad summary I know
Chapter 11: The chosen...victim
Kenny's P.O.V.
I stood there as I didn't really know how to answer. I didn't want to involve her with my personal life and junk but part of me just couldn't say no…
"Ugh Red would you just stop trying to ride Kenny? He doesn't want to hang with a dyke such as yourself"
"Africa called and they want to know who ate all their food"
"Oh fuck you Red! The chick from Wendy's called and she wants her hair back!"
"Aww well that sucks because I can't find it. I guess you must of ate it"
"Red! Seriously you're starting to piss me off!"
"Oh man Kenny we were supposed to see your sister last night weren't we?'
"Yeah Kyle…"
"So um Kenny look. I'm not trying to get in your business or anything but I just figured I could cheer her up"
"I appreciate it Red but just don't want you t-"
"HA! Take that you daywalker bitch! Kinney doesn't want to hang out with you!"
"Shut up!"
Y'know? I don't really want Red to get involved with Karen but I do love pissing Cartman off…a lot
"But I just don't want you to have nothing to do! You can come with me Red. Karen might appreciate it"
"Kinney why do you do this to me?"
"Because I don't like you"
"Funny joke Kinney but seriously"
I just shook my head in response before me and Red began to walk toward Hell's Pass"
"AND HAVE FUN YOU QUEERS!"
Cut to: Hell's Pass
"So if you're a doctor then where's your PHD?"
"PHD?"
I walked in with Red behind me
"Oh hello Kenneth and…"
He obviously noticed Red
"Our cousin"
"But she's not-"
Kevin started but mom stopped him
"So you guys are just in here watching Karen sleep?"
I asked
"Well I had to perform a hope transplant in order to save her so I had to give her anesthesia"
"You found a donor?"
"Yup he's just outside"
I looked out the door
"Conformists"
"He was a goth?"
"Actually he used to be a pissed off voter until he had his hope drained"
"Conformist assholes always pick the minority"
He smoked his cigarette
"How could they elect someone whose name is a letter off from Osama *smokes* you might as well just elect Kim Jong Un as a president then *smokes* fucking conformists"
"Do you see what would have happened to Karen?"
"I uh guess?"
"Good, now Karen's anesthesia should wear of soon"
"Um doctor we need to ask you something outside"
"Oh to help the plot I get it"
"Ooookay?"
They walked outside the room after that strange statement and again leaving me with Karen. Only this time someone was with me
"So that's your sister?"
"Yeah…that's Karen"
"…it looks like she's having a bad dream"
Red said and I noticed she was moving around a lot silently whimpering as well. I should have brought her dream catcher here
"I…I wonder what she is dreaming about"
Almost on que after I said that she woke up startled.
"Kenny is that you?"
She said noticing me
"Uhhh I don't really know anyone else who wears this parka so yeah it's me"
Strange
"…who's that?"
"This is Red, Karen"
I said introducing her
"Is she your girlfriend?"
"No we are just friends Karen"
"Aww"
"Why do you say that?"
"Because she's really pretty"
Red blushed after that statement
"Thank you"
"Your welcome"
Suddenly her half shut eyes shot open as if she remembered something
"Kenny! I-I have to tell you something!"
"What is it Karen?"
She opened her mouth to speak but stopped herself as she looked at Red and spoke
"It's sorta private"
Red instantly caught the hint from her
"Oh! Okay then I can just wait outside"
She said before she left the room
"What's the matter?"
"You're immortal?"
I was shocked once she said that
"I uh no, no I'm not"
"But the froggy, the birdy prince and that gross fish told me you were!"
"Birdy prince?"
"Yeah I saw them after the doctor gave me that sleepy stuff"
"I uh think it you just might have had a dream Karen"
"It wasn't! They, they showed me this cult thing and mommy and daddy were there and some creepy old dude and then some monster came and it almost ate mommy and-
"Karen, Karen whoa slow down. A cult?"
"Uh huh! And they made mommy say something and that's when the monster came and then I asked the little animals what it was and they said a creature from the Sunken City of Ryan or Ryu or something like that!"
"The…the Sunken City of R'yleh?"
I asked scared
"Yeah that was it! So you do know something!"
I froze, I didn't know what to say or how to respond or just how she knew that!
"K-Karen look! What happens with my life isn't your business okay! I chose not to tell you these things for your safety and you shouldn't know!"
"Why! Why Kenny! I tell you everything! Like when that bully took my dolly or when I had that ear infection and you're the only person I told about my guardian angel!"
"That's different Karen!"
"How!"
"Because my situation is a matter of life and death"
"Why do you think I'm in this hospital bed Kenny?!"
I paused
"Yeah why do you think I'm here Kenny? Because I wanna be?"
"That's…it's not the same"
"Then tell me how it's not…"
"Because...b-because! *sigh* I don't know"
"So can you please tell me what's going on? I want to help you"
"Karen I…I appreciate it and all but I just can't risk your safety…"
"Well does it look like I'm safe now?"
"…Alright, alright Karen look"
I paused before I spoke up
"I am immortal, you're right about that ok?"
She just looked at me obviously wanting a better answer
"I don't know how Karen I just am"
"I don't know if I can trust what you tell me anymore"
"Karen please don't say that, you-you don't understand-"
"Just what's not to understand Kenny? I've always told you everything no matter how embarrassing it was to me and you kept this secret from me all your life"
"Karen please I did it for your safety"
"Were you ever going to tell me?"
"…No Karen, no"
She looked really offended by what I said
"Please leave Kenny"
"Karen please-"
"Leave Kenny!"
It felt like my heart weighed 20 pounds and my eyes burned…I turned around and ran out the room as I struggled to hold back tears
Cut to: Outside Karen's Window
"Her"
"Duh who boss?"
"Her! The little girl who is in the bed!"
"We are gonna take the little girl boss?"
"Yes!"
"Well isn't that kinda messed up boss? I mean she is just little and if we kidnap her for Lucas we would probably go to hell"
Suddenly he was slapped
"Shut up Mimsy! Going to that camp already is hell and he said he would get us out of there if we could just find a way to make that Kenny kid kill him"
"Der I just don't get why he would want to die boss"
"Maybe he goes to that camp to Mimsy. With that emo vampire skin I wouldn't be very surprised"
"Oh boss, boss! I just thought of something! What if he is actually immortal boss and-and Kenny is too but he wants to die because he is tired of being immortal and the only way to kill an immortal is with another immortal so he wants us to do something that is going to make Kenny mad at him which would make Kenny kill him right boss?"
Nathan was silent for a moment before he slapped Mimsy again
"Shut up Mimsy! Now let's go get that girl!"
Author's note: How did you guys enjoy chapter 11? Now some people were surprised in the last chapter about Kenny and Red possibly being a couple and to those people I want to say…we're sorry ;). Get it? No? Ok then…I still hope you guys enjoyed the chapter nonetheless stay tuned for chapter 12!