Narration: Previously on the "Mystery of Mysterion". Kenny brings Red to the hospital to see his sister and she still has no significance to the plot. Karen confronts Kenny after discovering his immortality that he kept secret from her. Karen's young and naïve personality prevented her from truly seeing why Kenny hadn't told her and was greatly offended, than promptly kicked him out. At the end we also learn that she is about to be kidnapped…by Nathan and Mimsy. How will Mimsy fuck this up?
Chapter 12: One special edpisode
Nathan's P.O.V.
We stood outside the hospital ready to go in
"Alright Mimsy here's what I want you to do, there is a vent on the roof so use this ladder to get high up on the roof. Then enter the vent and use these instructions to navigate through and get to Karen's room. Use this burlap sack and put her in then leave before the cops come"
"Can't we just go through the front door boss?"
"You think they are just going two special ed kids through Mimsy"
"What if we just ask them politely boss?"
*slap* "Shut up Mimsy! Now go"
"You got it boss!"
Mimsy took the ladder from my hands and ran to the back of the hospital, he better not mess this up! I couldn't see him anymore so I just waited outside
One hour later
I saw Mimsy stumbling towards me from behind but he was missing something
"Mimsy! Where's Karen"
"Where's how now boss?"
He spoke slurred and tired
"The girl we came for!"
"I…I have no idea what's going on boss"
I saw something on his shirt
"Mimsy is that pot?"
"You said *pause* I need to get high up on the roof b-boss"
"I meant high as in climb Mimsy! Where did you even get that stuff?!"
Suddenly a blue towel approached us…and it had eyes and legs…and a mouth. It spoke to Mimsy
"Boy that was fun wasn't Mims?"
"Rainbows are sparkly"
"They sure are"
I was furious
"What the hell did you do to Mimsy!"
"I just gave him a little pot"
"A little! Look at him!"
I pointed at him, then Mimsy spoke up
"Hey boss?"
"Whaddya want Mimsy?!"
"That talking blue waffle never gave me a pot he just gave me this plant stuff"
*Slap* "Shut up Mimsy!"
"Hey boss?"
"What!"
"You're a dick"
He said before he passed out. After a moment of silence a nurse came out of the hospital
"Miss can you help us?"
"Oh is this your drunk retard?"
She said pointing a Mimsy
"Actually he's high"
"Do you wanna get high?"
"No you damn towel!"
A few hours later
"Alright are you finally feeling better Mimsy?"
I asked standing by the side of his hospital bed
"Blrphmrplb"
He blabbered
"Dammit feel better faster Mimsy we are wasting time"
"I said I felt better boss…"
"Oh well whatever we still need to get Karen, Mimsy"
"Maybe if you would think of a good plan for once we would have her already boss"
*Slap, slap* "SHUT UP MIMSY! Now you actually did something right for a change"
"I did boss?"
"Yes you fainting actually gave us a free pass into the hospital so here"
"What's this boss?"
"The sack Mimsy, just go and get Karen then meet up with me outside the hospital ok?"
"Gotcha boss"
Mimsy got up and left the room
One more hour later
I was outside the hospital…he must have messed this up again
"Hey boss"
A looked at him
"Where is Karen?"
"I couldn't find her boss"
"Whaddya mean you couldn't-why are your clothes wet?"
"I was underwater for like thirty minutes but I couldn't find her anywhere boss
"What are you talking about Mimsy!"
"You told me to go get Karen right?"
"Yes Mimsy I said go get Karen!"
"Well I couldn't find Bikini Bottom anywhere boss"
I paused, please tell me he seriously didn't do that
"Mimsy I said the Karen in the hospital not the ONE FROM SPONGEBOB!"
"Oh…maybe you should been more clear boss"
I raised my hand to slap him but he cut me off
"Wait boss! I got something for you"
I lowered my hand
"What?"
"You're favorite breakfast is an omelet right boss?"
"Yeah"
He pulled out a massive egg from the sack
"Tada! Here you go boss"
"Oh…well thank you Mimsy"
I took the egg but suddenly everything went black
Hours later
Mimsy rolled me out of the hospital in wheel chair as I was in a full body cast
"Gee that sea monster was sure angry you took her egg huh boss"
"Shut…up Mimsy"
It was silent for a moment until Mimsy spoke
"Hey boss?"
"What Mimsy?"
"If I always get you hurt and stuff then why do you still have me work for"
"Well most special ed kids aren't that smart so technically you're the smartest one that I know"
"Aww thank you boss"
"But your still an idiot Mimsy!"
"But I'm a smart idiot right boss?"
"Shut up Mimsy! I need you to roll me to Jimbo and Ned's guns, we are going to take Karen the hard way now!"
Author's note: And that was Chapter 12! I hope you guys enjoyed. This was probably one of my weaker chapters but I still hope you guys liked. Also a big thanks to everyone reading this I'm getting so many great reviews and I really feel accomplished so thank you guys so much :D! Tell me what you guys think and stay tuned for chapter 13!