Narration: Previously on AMC's "The Walking Dead" I mean the "Mystery of Mysterion". Kenny went home to all depressed like and watched "Mountain Monsters" where the team and Al Gore hunted down ManBearPig. Cartman, Kyle and Stan came by to invite Kenny to throw dog crap at Old Man Jenkins' house before realizing Kenny was depressed and attempted to cheer him up, but it didn't work. But after watching the nutsack commercial he discovers that Karen is missing…But this chapter has absolutely nothing to do with that!

Chapter 15: The meeting of the girls

Red's P.O.V.

I walked into the girl's bathroom that was located in the park where we had our girl meetings. Strangely I heard lots of rabble before I came in. But the minute I stepped inside the rabbling stopped…

"Oh um hi girls"

I said a little nervous as everyone's attention was on me.

"Have a seat Red…"

Bebe said and I nervously took my seat next to Mille who was giving me the nastiness look. Wendy, Bebe and Annie were at the front of the room and Bebe had the top desk. Everyone in the room is looking at me like I just bought the ugliest pair of shoes from the mall…I tried to break the tension I felt in the room

"So h-how bout we get this meeting going right?! Sunshine, sparkle?"

I said but quickly realizing that was a bad idea as Bebe spoke in somewhat of a dark tone

"Yes you are right Red, so let's talk about you shall we?"

"W-what is there to talk about?"

"LIAR! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!"

Heidi bursted out

"Heidi Turner step down"

"I CAN'T! SHE'S DISGRACED THIS SOCIETY'S NAME!"

"Girls what's going on?"

I asked scared before Wendy was the one to speak up

"Your new crush…"

"Who? Are you talking about Kenny?"

"YES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT KENNY YOU WHORE!"

Heidi screamed at me

"Jenny, Lola please remove Heidi from the room"

Bebe calmly asked before they got up and made their way to Heidi

"YOU'VE MADE THIS SOCIETY LOOK LIKE A JOKE YOU TWO-FACED BITCH! YOU HORRID SKANK!"

She screamed as she was escorted out of the room…in handcuffs...with stickers on it

"Maybe I like Kenny a little…what's the problem with that?"

I asked innocently before Bebe spoke up again

"The "problem" Red is that Kenny is poor"

"So?"

"Us girls have always tried make our standards for dating look high so this way only the cute boys ask us out, if we had the nerdy boys in the school ask us out none of the cute boys would before interested in us"

"But Kenny's cute…and he's not nerdy"

"No but he is poor, Red"

"I don't understand what this has to do with anything"

"The point is Red how will Kenny be able to buy you jewels or nail polish or dresses?"

Mille decided to cut in

"Or purse?"

"Right"

"Or shoes?"

"Right Mille"

"Or shoes to go with your purse or a facelift or a manicure"

"We get it Mille"

Bebe said

"Girls is it possible that maybe I just like Kenny?"

"No"

Bebe said then Wendy chimed in

"If you not tarnishing our image which wasn't enough for you all the guys in the school are saying you're prettier than me"

"Oh come on Wendy it's just their opinion don't get jelly"

"I'M NOT JELLY!"

"And I'm not peanut butter"

I responded with that very corny joke

"Is there something else you like about Kenny? Does have some conditioner we've never discovered before?"

Bebe asked

"No I just like him because he's funny…and cute…and nice…and caring…and protective…"

"Red stop acting like your some good person who likes what's on the inside of people because you were the first to date Clyde for his shoes"

"Okay, okay I admit I can be shallow but I'm trying to change…it was wrong of me to do that even if I did get a pair of Air Nike Jordans"

"Ah ha! What girl wears Jordans?!"

Bebe said as if she was trying to imply that I'm not really a girl

"Actually I do"

"Since when do you wear Jordans, Annie?"

"I wear them for gym it's better than wearing my normal shoes I can jump higher"

"That's bull, Annie shoes can't make you jump higher"

"Actually I wear them too"

"I have 3 pairs"

"Lola?! Mille?! Okay whoever has a pair of Air Nike Jordan shoes please raise your hand"

Bebe said and every girl even Wendy raised their hands except for her

"Well that's not important! What's important is that if you like Kenny you make us look bad"

"W-what are you saying?"

There was a pause before Bebe spoke again

"Rebecca…you are no longer one of the girls you may exit the room"

"What! No! You can't make me leave!"

"You can either go out yourself or be sparkle cuffed and forced out"

"That's not fair! I like Kenny because of what's on the inside there is nothing wrong with that, haven't you girls seen the Beauty and the Beast?!"

"Get out Red"

"Alright fine! Be that way! None of girls sparkle with me anyway!"

I stomped my way out but before I leave…

"Nice zit Bebe"

"Wait what?"

I left the bathroom before she could say anything else, but I noticed something across the street…

"Mimsy come on! We have to get out of here before someone sees us"

"Der I'm sorry boss! It's not easy trying to kidnap Kenny's sister and push you in a wheelchair at the same time"

What did he just say?

"Do you want to say that any louder Mimsy?"

"Sure boss! IT'S NOT EASY TRYING TO KIDNAP-"

"SHUT UP MIMSY! I was being sarcastic!"

"Oh sorry boss"

"Ugh just push me to Lucas' house"

"Doyee sure thing boss! Do want me to bring Karen?"

"YES I WANT YOU TO BRING KAREN, MIMSY!"

"Do wanna say that any louder boss?"

"AGH! SHUT UP MIMSY!"

Their kidnapping Karen! I have to tell Kenny now!

Author's note: Chapter 15! What you guys thinking good, bad or meh. Now I'm going to try to upload more frequently from now on than just weekends. I've been trying to get these chapters out on a daily basis because I hate waiting for stuff like this and I realize it's not exactly fair to have you guys wait too so my uploads are probably going be completely random but as frequent as possible. Thanks for reading and watch out for chapter 16 because you will never know that I'm posting it tomorrow…shit