Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion". The girls finally confront Red about her latest crush which they do not approve of. Red explains that she likes Kenny for himself and not for any other reason much to the confusion of the girls. They don't understand how Kenny will be able to buy her shoes or a purses or shoes to go with her purses but says that she doesn't care. After being kicked out she notices the abduction of Karen. Red finally has a bigger role in the story but the real question is…for how long?
Chapter 16: A Larger Role
Red P.O.V.
I run to Kenny's house and knock on the door
"Kenny! Kenny are you there?! Is anyone home?!"
Suddenly I heard a voice but it was across the street
"Hey! Shut up out there!"
People are such assholes. I try to open the door to Kenny's house, it was unlocked so I entered…nothing
"Damn it! He must be at the hospital! But wait…"
The memory of him running out of Karen's hospital room came back to me. I tried to stop him and ask what was wrong but he got on the elevator to fast. She must have said something hurtful to him…he could be anywhere in South Park by now
"Jesus!"
I cried
"Yes?"
"Oh…hey Jesus where did you come from?"
"I am everywhere my son"
"I am a girl…"
"Sorry my son but anyway you seem distressed"
"Yes I am Jesus I-"
"Don't know where Kenny is?"
He finished for me
"Oh um yeah…"
And then it hit me
"Hey Jesus your everywhere right?"
"Well look behind you…"
I did and he was there
"Now look in that corner…"
He pointed and I looked, he was there too
"Now look at the ceiling…"
He was there
"Okay I-"
"Now look under your shoe…"
I lifted my shoe up and he was at the bottom of it and he waved at me
"Okay I get you are everywhere it was a dumb question, I just need to ask you for guidance right now. Kenny's-"
"Sister has been kidnapped and you need to tell him but you don't know where he is so you need my help…"
"Uh yeeeaah so can you help me?"
"Sure just, what's that behind your ear?"
"My ear?"
I reached back there and I pulled out…Jesus, it was Jesus again
"Okay very funny this is kind of urgent so can you please help me?"
"Be glad to my son"
Jesus walked out of the front door and I followed him. He's a lot…weirder than I remember
Cut to: Hell's Pass
"Kenny's here?"
"Yes my son"
"Again I'm more of your daughter"
I said as I kept walking but I noticed he stopped
"Jesus? Are you coming?"
"I try to avoid public places…too many people want to hug me and too many people want my autograph but will be back to help you soon my son just look over there"
"No that's okay"
"Oh…well…I just figured you know since I died for your sins and everything you would do just one thing for me…but I guess if you don't want to its fine…"
He said in a suddenly depressed tone. When you put it like that…
*sigh* "Okay"
I looked but this time he wasn't there…
"Hey you weren't-"
I said as I turned back around before I cut myself off as he was gone…I decided to shrug it off and enter the hospital
"Hey have you seen a boy in an orange parka come in here?"
I asked a doctor
"Oh…him…he tried to kill himself and is now in critical condition I'm afraid…he might not make it…"
"Kenny!"
I said in surprise as I felt tears begin to well up…poor Kenny
"Nah I'm just kidding he's upstairs and he's fine. Have you seen my Facebook page?"
My sadness went into anger…not funny. I stomped passed him and as I waited for the elevator to come down
"Asshole!"
"Actually I'm Douchebag, Asshole is upstairs"
I was suddenly tackled and I fell to the ground as I heard the elevator door open
"Kenny?"
"Mrph?"
I think he said Red…it was either that or Ned
"Mrph mr-"
"Karen was kidnapped!"
I quickly spit out, cutting him off
"Mrmrph mrph mrph!"
"Yes she was kidnapped!"
"Mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph?!"
"I last saw her by the park! I think they were heading to the forest"
"Mrph mrph!"
He said…I think he said "Come on" or was it "Gum wrong"? Anyways he grabbed my hand and he practically dragged me out of the hospital
"Hey did you see a kid with orange parka come by here"
"Oh Mr. McCormick, your son in the orange parka…he was kidnapped by a white male early 20's…"
He didn't react
"Naw I'm just kidding I should be a comedian. Have you seen my Facebook page?"
"You don't have friends do you?"
"…no"
Cut to: The Park
"Kenny I know your sister is being kidnapped and all but can slow down a little your hurting my arm"
I said and he finally released me as we reached the spot
"Mrph mrph mrph?"
"I don't know where they are this is where I last saw them"
"Mrph mrph mrph mrph mrmrph mrph mrph mrmrph?"
"Yes I said I saw them going to the forest but it's too easy to get lost in there…"
He sat down almost like he just given up…
"Hey Kenny don't give up now, we can still find her"
"Mrph mrph mrph…mrph mrphs mrph"
"Kenny she doesn't hate you"
"Mrph mrph mrphs"
"No she doesn't…siblings may make it seem like they hate you but deep down they love you and Karen has to she was just probably mad is all"
He seemed to really take in what I said
"Mrph…mrph mrph mrph mrph"
"I know I'm right I'm always right!"
I said trying to lighten the mood
"I just don't understand why Nathan and Mimsy would want Karen…"
"Hmmmrph…*muffled gasp* mrmrmrph!"
"Lucifer?"
"Mrph mrmrph-"
"Kenny you can explain to me later, right now we have to find Karen okay?"
"Mrph mrph!"
"I know I'm right!"
Or did he say I was white?
"Mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mrmrph mrph…"
"Well we just have to think...he would try to be hiding her somewhere no expects, somewhere were nothing happens"
We both thought about before it hit us
"Canada!"
Or did he say camera?
Author's note: Chapter 16 everybody! I appreciate all the reviews you guys! I got a review yesterday that this story brings a smile to the person's face it just made my day so thank you all so much for the reviews it means a lot to me! Oh and happy Christopher Columbus day I suppose…nobody really cares about this holiday sooo…yeah that was kind of dumb…anyways stay tuned for Chapter 17!