Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion". Red went to find Kenny after she witnessed Nathan and Mimsy trying to kidnap Karen which as after she got kicked out of the girl club which was after they found out she liked Kenny which was also after Karen got sick…anyways after guidance from Jesus and a little game of "Where's Jesus" she found Kenny and the two of them are now on their way to the north of South Park…which is Canada.

Chapter 17: A New Game

Kenny's P.O.V.

After a long trek through the lost forest, me and Red finally reach the Canadian border…

"Halteth! Who dare attempteth to crosseth the Canadian bordereth?!"

The Canadian border control said. I decided to respond

"Um…Kenny and Red"

"Welleth Jenny and Ted, I am afraideth I can'teth aloudeth you to crosseth the bordereth of Canada buddyeth"

I couldn't understand a word he just said it's…it's like he's speaking a whole other language

"It's like he's speaking a whole other language Red…"

"He is, I think he is speaking the language of Northern Canada…that's what you said right?"

"Yes…do you understand what he's saying?"

"I do know a little bit of Northern Canadian language um…Have you uh seeneth two childreneth that might have came by here?"

"Wheneth?"

"Uh recentlyeth"

"Oh indeedeth I have!"

"Was one of them in a body cast and a wheelchair?"

"Pardoneth?"

"Ugheth, was one of themeth in a body casteth and in a wheelchaireth?"

Red said, slightly frustrated

"Was he wearing glasses?"

"Yeseth!"

"Theneth I dideth saw themeth"

"Greateth! Come on Kenny let's go!"

He stopped us as soon as we continued…with a hockey stick

"Hold oneth! Where might be your passporteth!"

"Oh um…"

"What did he say Red?"

"Why is he gay Red?"

"No what did he say!"

I repeated…maybe I should just take the parka off…

"Oh we can't cross without a passport"

"What!"

Anger boiled inside me

"Listen to me you border patrol butthole! My sister is on the other side of that border and we need to cross!"

He seemed confused

"Uh…what did you sayeth?"

I got angrier, the worst part is I couldn't even curse him out as he wouldn't even understand. Red spoke for me again

"He saideth his little sistereth is on the otherside of this bordereth and we need to crosseth…pleaseth"

"Welleth I'm sorryeth. You aren'teth allowedeth to passeth the bordereth withouteth a passporteth"

With a sudden flash of anger I leaped and went for his neck, trying to clobber him as Red pulled me off

"Kenny! Kenny! Calm down let's just go back to town and get a passport"

"You asshole! I hope you get fired"

"Jeezeth what did I say buddyeth?"

"Don't call me buddyeth! I'm not your buddyeth, guyeth!"

"Well don't you calleth me guyeth, friendeth!"

"DON'T CALL YOU ME FRIENDETH, BUDDYETH!"

"DON'T CALL ME BUDDYETH, GUYETH!"

He replied just Red pulled out of earshot…

Cut to: Photo Dojo

"You're not open! What do you mean you're not open!"

I screamed at the Photo Dojo employee just outside of the store

"It means we're closed"

"But we need passports!"

"Yeah and I need a better job, comeback and get some tomorrow faggot"

He said before he walked away…I just broke down after that

"Kenny? Come on Kenny get up…"

"Oh what's the point Red?"

"Pass the joint?"

I took my hood off furiously

"I SAID WHAT'S THE POINT RED! WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME DOING THIS?! PHOTO DOJO IS CLOSED, WE CAN'T GET INTO CANADA AND EVEN IF WE DID GET INTO CANADA HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO KNOW WERE THE FUCK HE IS! IT'S OVER!"

I screamed tears flying from my eyes before I collapsed to the ground again. There was a very long paused. It was so quiet…the only noise we could hear was just the wind…

"If you don't want to get to her then be that way…but that little girl needs someone to rescue her…and I'll be the one to do it"

She said her voice sounding very hoarse and heartbroken. All I heard was the sound of her walking away after that…

Cut to: Old Man Jenkins' house

Red's P.O.V.

"You damn kids!"

The old man said as his house was covered in dog crap. As Cartman, Stan and Kyle laughed I decided to approach them…here goes nothing…

"Hey guys…"

"Oh great it's Clifford the Big Red Bitch"

"Shut up titty titty bang bang I'm not here to talk to you"

"Oh yeah well A! At least my tits are bigger than yours and B!-"

Kyle cut him off

"Just knock it off Cartman"

"What do want Red?"

"Well Stan its Kenny"

"Ugh-"

"SHUT UP CARTMAN!"

We all yelled before he started in…I spoke again

"As I was saying, Kenny's sister Karen was kidnapped and Kenny has just…given up"

There was a pause but Cartman spoke up unfortunately

"So why should we care?"

"Because you're his friend!"

He didn't respond

"And I told you this and thereby not doing anything to alert authorities of Karen's kidnapping you can be arrested"

"I've been arrested several times already"

"What do you mean many? You were only arrested that one time when we challenged the girls to sled racing"

Stan said

"I was arrested in Israel a bunch of times"

"I don't even want to know…"

Kyle said in disbelief. I cut in

"Guys look please, Nathan and Mimsy took Karen to Canada and I need some help"

"Why don't you just call the authorities?"

"I did Kyle and they needed a passport to get into Canada too…"

"Then why don't you and Kenny get a passport?"

"Photo Dojo just closed"

"Pfft what loser goes and gets a passport? I always just make fake ones"

For once I was actually glad Cartman spoke

"You do?"

"Yeah how do you think I got into Israel?"

"Of course..."

Kyle said before I spoke up

"So can you make some for us?"

I asked

"Well let's see…no"

"Cartman come on don't be a dick for once, just once? That's all I'm asking for"

I pleaded

*sigh* "Well alright Red…but you have to beg"

"CARTMAN THIS IS SER-"

"Beg…"

I sighed in defeat

"Cartman can you please make us fake passports to get into Canada please?"

"Please you're royal highness"

"Cartman"

"Please…you're royal highness"

He repeated

"Ugh please my royal highness, Cartman can you do it now?!"

"Hrmmm fine but we do it as I say"

Oh no….

Cut to: Cartman's house

Kyle's P.O.V.

"Cartman have you finished the passports yet?"

I asked

"Actually…it's the Wizard King now, are you done rushing me Douche Elf King"

"It's Drow Elf King your royal highass and I'm not rushing you Red is"

"Actually..."

I heard her as she came out

"It's the Little Red Warrior"

Author's note: Alrighty that was chapter 17! I know I ask this after every chapter but what y'all thinking? Also I kinda wish I was little more creative with Red's name but I thought it would fit. I hope you guys enjoyed and stayed tuned for chapter 17!