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MKAY YA'LL LETTUCE START ;D
LALALALA LINE BREAK
CHAPTER 2: HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
NO ONE'S P.O.V.
Felicia took a moment to regain her posture after her little show before running towards Peter, who, with his tall figure, was easily spotted amongst the crowd.
"Peter! Hey Peter!... PETER BENJAMIN PARKER! I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING PLEASE!" Peter froze, remembering how Gwen used to call him out in the same tone. He took a few breaths to control himself until a beautiful girl with platinum blond hair ran up to him with a smile and large green eyes. It is completely official; Peter Parker is hallucinating with Gwen Stacy syndrome.
However, as Peter took a better look, only then did he notice how different these two blonds actually looked. While Gwen had a petite and professional look with thin legs and small busts, this girl was the exact opposite. Felicia looked like the whole package, there were no parts of her body that hadn't shown feminism, with smooth long legs included with a large bubble butt and breasts that screamed 'look but don't touch'. Gwen's green eyes were a bit more hazel, with paler skin, thin pink lips, and small freckles. Not to mention a VERY determined attitude. Felicia had bright green eyes, a slightly tanned body, full rose-colored lips, and a mischievous look radiating from her as she stopped in front of Peter.
"Hey there, name's Felicia Hardy. And of course, you are Peter Parker." Felicia stated, extending her hand as Peter eyed her suspiciously.
"How? How'd you know that? I haven't even met you- am I supposed to know you?" Felicia almost laughed at Peter's reaction, but decided against it.
"Yeah about that, I like your photos in the Daily Bugle, you really have an artist's eye. Would you mind taking a few pictures of me sometime?" She asked, fluttering her eyes and letting on her innocent smile, "I swear it isn't for anyone, just me, that's all."
Peter replied with an unsure shrug while shaking his head a bit, he looked down contemplating whether or not he should do it, but sighed in defeat. "I uh-Yeah, yeah, sure. I think I can do that."
Little did the two know that while they were discussing the picture date, a certain Merc with a Mouth and a blind vigilante had their eyes on them (HA! SEE WHAT I DID THERE! OH IM DYING! YOU KNOW, CUZ DD IS BLIND, AND I SAID EYES HEHEH!) as they stood at the top of a fairly tall and abandoned building.
"IF I WERE A RICH GIRL! NANANANANANANANANA—"
"-Deadpool—"
"-NANANANANANAAAAA! SEE I'D HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!—"
"-Deadpool—"
"—IF I WAS A WEALTHY GIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLL!—"
"DEADPOOL. YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU, BEING A MERCINARY, ARE PLENTY RICH AS YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS." Deadpool's frown showed through his mask at the tone of his only buddy.
|He makes a point you know. All your singing is giving us a head ache. Right?|
~Yeah I'll have to agree with red and D.D. on this one, sorry.~
"HEY! ONE, MY SINGING IS BETTER THAN BEYONCE! TWO, YOU GUYS ARE IN MY HEAD, YOU CAN NOT HAVE YOUR OWN HEAD ACHES! THIRD AND FINALLY RED, D.D. IS A BITCH SO EVERYTHING IS OBNOXIOUS TO HIM."
"What was that?" Daredevil asked, glaring daggers through Deadpool's skull even with his blindness. Of course, with his enhanced senses, here could hear him as clearly as he heard everything else.
"Nothin' ! Just the boxes, you know the drill!"
~I don't think he 'knows the drill'.~
|Yeah, but he's still cooler than us. I admit, the fact that we've run into someone like him was simply 'ENVISIONABLE'. I mean seriously, we know a deaf guy with good eyes, a blind guy with good senses, who knows, maybe we'll meet someone without a mouth for a change.|
Daredevil stopped glaring as he noticed something wrong with D.P.
"Is something wro—"
"PFFT, PFFFFFFHEHE," Deadpool fell to the ground and kicked his legs up and down, "PFFFFFFFFFFTTHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! OOOOOOHHHHHHHH. Wait a minute," He stopped laughing, got up and started walking towards the edge of the building, peering down at the civilians walking by," my looovvvvee senses are tingling."
Deadpool stared at a sexy blond woman with boobs that reminded him of his undying love for chimichangas and tacos. She scanned every man out there except for one, who he deemed as the woman's secret crush. And boy did Deadpool almost crack up when the boy was completely oblivious to her mating call, almost. Of course, Deadpool knew what it was like to be rejected by someone a lot, but he guessed it was this girl's first time. Daredevil, could feel it too, he could feel her feelings for this boy. However, this touching little paragraph must come to an end.
|Thanks a lot D.P., you helped yourself realize how lonely we all are.|
~\cries\~
"D.D.!" Deadpool cried in excitement, jumping at Daredevils feet.
"What?!"
"WE NEED A NEW MEMBER! SOMEONE WHO CAN BRING US TOGETHER! LET'S ADOPT—"
"FUCK NO. We are in no way dating, and I do not want to explain to my friends and family why I have to take care of a kid and who the 'lady is' that made me do it." The mercenary smirked under his masked face at his pal's assumption and decided to play along.
"OH, LISTEN TO ME JEORGE! OUR LOVE CANNOT *pfft* GO FURTHER *HEHE* UNLESS WE HAVE A BROTHER!"
|Okay.|
~Okay.~
"Okay… what do you mean? Cause I don't follow."
"Of course you don't follow! You independent son of a bitch."
"Tell me."
"Right, right, okay so I's been thinkin' that you's and I be in some sorta' brotherly like team yah know what I'm sayin'?" Deadpool asked with wiggly eyebrows.
"Nobody's known what you've been saying since you started talking like that and taking Japanese classes."
FLASHBACK_
Deadpool runs up to mayor of Tokyo wearing a Hatsune Mikune (sorry if I spelled it wrong… didn't bother to check…) costume, Daredevil trailing behind, and a microphone.
Deadpool: HAJIMEMASHITE! WATASHI WA DEADPOOL DESU! KARE WA DAREDEVIL DESU! (NICE TO MEET YOU! I AM DEADPOOL! HE IS DAREDEVIL!) WATASHI WA KOROSHIMASU GA SUKI DESU! SAYONARA SUCKAAAAA! (I LIKE KILLING! GOODBYE SUCKAAAAA!)
Deadpool attempts to jump at the mayor until Daredevil jumps at him and knocks him unconscious with his billy club. He walks towards the mayor.
"I am sorry but I do not speak Japanese, I was sent to keep an…eye on him. I hope you can forgive his actions and just tell the civilians that you were almost killed by a ninja until a samurai saved you from near death." The mayor nervously nods and Daredevil leaves dragging Deadpool's unconscious body onto Deadpool's private jet (stolen from your one and only… Tony Stark)
PRESENT TIME_
"It doesn't really make sense, why take Japanese classes so you could greet a man you were about to kill?" Daredevil asked annoyance clear in his voice.
"You're just jealous that it makes me more likely to be a video game making ninja! And cuz google translate sucks."
|Sucks what?|
~hehehe!~
"EEEEEEEEEWWW! WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE LIFE SO PERVERTED FOR ME BOXES?!"
"I have no idea what you are talking about but I'll assume it's the voices in your head."
"ANYWAAAAYYYS… TO CONTINUE WHERE I WAS SO RUDLEY INTERRUPTED. WE NEED A NEW MEMBER! SOMEONE WHO WEARS RED AND IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO ACCEPT THE RED TEAM BROTHERHOOD!" Daredevil nearly chocked.
"Brotherhood?! What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Well you see my young padawan, YOU are the mature and snappy brother, and I am the crazy and really fun brother! We need a third child to make me either the middle child or the younger child! He needs to be smart… oh oh! And you can't forget the red! LET US SPEAK WITH THE MAN OF IRON!"
|Wow… that sounds pretty awesome when you say it out loud.|
~Is that why The Mighty Thor does it?~
"Oh please, Thor wouldn't know awesome even if the Hulk smacked it into his godly face! So, what do you think D.D.? Third member?"
"Whatever you say." Deadpool was ready to argue but stopped, realizing what Daredevil just said.
|did he just agree with you?|
~*faints*~
"OH JOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY! I FINALLY FEEL THE LOOOOOVVVVVVEEE!"
MEANWHILE WITH MISS FELICIA_
A/N: OKAY SO IMMA MAKE FELICIA REALLY RICH AND LIVES WITH HER MOM, BUT SOMETIMES RENTS HER OWN APARTMENT ROOMS TO GET AWAY FROM LIFE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Felicia practically sprinted home after talking with Peter, who had accepted her picture offer. Saying she liked his photos wasn't so much of a lie considering that she'd seen his photos and had immediately taken a liking to them. Well, now we have a story of a model and her photographer. Felicia smirked at the thought as she ran into her home (more like a freaking mansion if I got a say in any of this lol-luxy) and to her bed room in less than three minutes before jumping towards her closet in search for a good outfit.
Felicia chose a floral tube-top, a beige cardigan, high-waisted jean shorts, and cute black hat with her blond hair curled to perfection. Her long brown boots fit tightly up till a bit above her knees and she smiled before grabbing her rose-colored purse, walking out of the house after saying goodbye to a few of her maids, who smiled back in return.
PARKER LUCK NEVER HELPED OUT … SO LETS SEE HOW PETER IS …
Peter walked into Aunt May's house after deciding to meet Felicia at Central Park. As soon as he stepped on the front porch he was flooded with questions such as "how was your day Peter?" or "did you, meet anyone new today?" which was kinda freaky since he had met someone.
"Actually, I did meet someone named Felicia who asked me to take a few pictures of her at Central Park." Aunt May's eyes brightened up at this.
"Peter, that's great! You should spend more time and get to know each other! You know, have fun, laugh, fondue, whatever you teenagers do nowadays!" She said, waving her hand dismissively as the two walked inside. Peter snorted.
"Aunt May, I don't think anyone says fondue anymore." He said, trying to hold his laughter.
IN THE AVENGERS TOWER_
"Ahem, uh, so… do you two, you know… fondue?"
Captain America, or Steve Rodgers, sat uncomfortably, aiming his question to Bruce and Natasha as he watched Tony and Pepper make out on the counter, and Clint angrily shooting arrows because of the fact that Natasha's attention was being dragged away by our resident wet blanket, Doctor Bruce Banner, who was currently in a loving chat with Nat at the moment.
Tony was the first to bust out laughing and Clint mumbled something along the lines of 'better not'. Then Fury called saying something like 'GET YOUR LOUSY ASSES UP HERE. AND TONY STARK, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU MAKING OUT WITH A GINGER!"
A/N: OKAY SO I KNOW FURY HAS A FAKED DEATH AND ALL IN THE MOVIES BUT I JUST FIGURED I WANTED TO KEEP HIM SOOOOO….YEAH….. AND I KINDA WANT TO KEEP PIETRO MAXIMOFF ALIVE TOO CUZ HE COULD'VE LIVED AND STUFF… OKAY BYE.
NO ONES P.O.V._
Peter waited patiently for Felicia as he started messing with his camera, taking a few pictures of the beautiful scenery. One couple had noticed his photo skills and asked him to take a picture for them; the couple reminded him of Gwen and his relation, not being able to stand apart even with their differences. When the two offered payment, Peter just smiled and waved it off saying it was free for such a cute pair.
When Felicia finally arrived wearing something twice the cost of Peter's clothes there was only one word to describe her, absolutely fucking gorgeous. Peter stuttered.
"You- uh, you look great." Felicia flashed a perfect and full smile.
"Thanks!" Felicia scanned Peter up and down, "You look nice too." She smirked.
"Heh, yeah right haha I can hear the sarcasm in your voice." Felicia bust out laughing as his doubt.
"Is it that obvious? But really, I think you'd look fine in anything!" As soon as Felicia finished the end of the sentence, Peter snapped a photo, causing her to jump.
"What was that for? I probably look hideous!" She stated, still giggling. Peter shook his head.
"Sometimes the unplanned pictures are the best. And besides, this just proves my theory that you'll look good in any picture!" Peter smiled, both people realizing he hadn't done that in a while.
"You should smile more. It would make everyone happy that way."
"… Yeah? That's probably right, but I have my reasons. Anyways, we gonna take the pictures?" Felicia nodded and the two started taking pictures.
SOME TIME LATER IN FELICIA'S P.O.V. AND HOUSE….
Felicia frowned as she ran up to her room and collapsed on her king-sized bed. She had tried to kiss Peter. Right in front of Gwen's grave.
FLASHBACK_
After the two had taken the pictures, they decided to spend some time together. The pair practically walked all over New York, running around malls and going to every pizza place around the corner in order to find out which one really was the best pizza in New York, and finding out whether Chinatown was better than Little Italy or not. They ended up choosing Shawarma and Philly Cheese Stakes for all the answers. They went into the M&M's store and practically bought whatever they could find, finishing them up in minutes. By the end of the day, they visited the cemetery.
Why did it have to rain as soon as they went to visit Gwen's grave? Felicia didn't know, and for the moment, she didn't care.
Peter was looking down on the ground right under Gwen's grave, the rain pouring on his and Felicia's heads. Felicia knew someone lost when she saw one, and right now, Peter was more than lost. So she did what she did best, catch a man's attention. You could hear a faint sludge of mud on shoes as Felicia stepped in front of Peter, her long legs blocking his view of the wet and slippery gravestone.
"Peter," she lifted his chin so she was able to make eye contact with him, "you spent too much time focusing on what should be behind you, knowing it won't get you anywhere else. Maybe it's time," she leaned in forward while bringing closer and whispered into his ear, "that you started focusing on what's in front of you."
Felicia came closer to his mouth with every passing second. Instantly she became aware of everything around the two, the rain splattering loudly with each landing, the birds trying to find shelter, the rose petals being blown around by the wind… and as she came so close that she almost touched his lips, things began to fade, her breath became hotter each wasted second. She was so close. Peter pulled away, looking ashamed. And as for Felicia, you can't imagine how she could have felt.
"P-Peter what's wrong?" She asked.
Peter started shaking his head, eyes looking away from her. "Doesn't feel right. This, just, I can't do this. I mean, we never officially broke up, and, this is her grave." He stated, looking more disappointed in himself than in Felicia. She nodded understandingly.
"That's okay, I get it. So I guess I'll see you around some time. Bye Peter." And with that, she left Peter as he looked down on the grass. Felicia knew that she and him both regretted this decision, but they'll move on eventually.
PRESENT TIME-
Felicia closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.
Hey, hey
You you
I don't like your girlfriend!
When she opened them she saw Peter and made a beeline towards him.
No way, no way
I think you need a new one!
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend!
Felicia jumps towards Peter as he slowly turns around, eyes growing wide as he spots Felicia and sprints.
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me!
Peter runs down the road so fast with Felicia following behind that he passes Forest Gump, who shouts, "RUN PETER, RUN!"
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret!
Peter trips in front of Gwen and Felicia starts dragging him by the legs.
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriend!
Gwen grabs Peter by the war and the two go tug-a-war style. Gwen pulls back so hard and Peter, who instantly runs behind Gwen, is now out of Felicia's grasp.
No way, no way
Gwen walks up to Felicia. She punches her in the face.
Hey, hey!
Felicia freaks out and instantly bolts up from her bed, waking up from her 'horrible nightmare'. She grimaces. Gwen Stacy you son of a
A/N: AND THAT WRAPS THINGS UP FOR NOW! I HOPE YOU ALL LIKED THIS ONE EVEN WITH ALL IT'S RANDOMNESS! THE SONGS I USED WERE "RICH GIRL" AND "GIRLFRIEND". THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL HAVE SPIDEY BACK AND A "RED TEAM RANDOMNESS:INTRODUCTION!" FOR ALL YOU DAREDEVIL, SPIDEY, OR DEADPOOL FANS! IT'S GOING TO BE D.D. AND D.P. TALKING TO A BUNCH OF GUYS IN RED IN ORDER TO FIND A BROTHA! STARTING WITH THE MAN OF IRON HIMSELF! YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO TYPE ALL THIS LOL.
OKAY DEN BYEEEEEEEEE!