Narration: Previously on the "Mystery of Mysterion". The gang meets the Muffin Man who lived on Duruy Lane. He directs the kids to Canadian Prison where they meet the man who sold the kid magic beans from that one story and now…they're busting him out of jail.
Chapter 23: Breaking Out
TIME: 12:00 MIDNIGHT, CANADIAN TIME
Red's P.O.V.
"Okay I've explained the plan to you guys, do you all get it?"
Cartman explained to us…I'm not comfy with the idea of breaking a prisoner out of jail
"I'm not comfy with the idea of breaking a prisoner out of jail"
I explained to Cartman
"Oh man up, girl! Anyways everybody knows what to do…let's go"
We all made our way to the side wall of the jail to avoid line of sight
"See if the coast is clear Polly"
Scott said before sending out Polly into the sky…we all stood quietly…waiting for Polly's signal. She flew in a circle around the perimeter to check…
"KAW!"
She screamed
"Damn not so loud Polly"
Scott whispered as loud as he allowed himself
"Yeah the muthafuckin bird gonna be breakin our cover mah!"
"KAW! SORRY! KAW!"
I pinched my nose…but that was the clear signal
"Scott tell your stupid bird it's phase two"
"Polly! Phase two!"
He whispered as loud as possible and Polly flew towards the cameras at the side of the building and tore the down with her talons
At the Security Room
Canadian security guard P.O.V.
"Yep…staying in this room is sure exciting buddy"
I said with sarcasm
"I sure wish something would HAPPEN here…Huh?"
I shouldn't speak so soon, I took notice at the static on camera three's screen, then camera five's and then six's
"What in Canadian God's name? FINALLY! Something's happening here oh I can't wait to tell my buddies!"
I looked at the security camera
"Whoever is taking out those security cameras is in for a surprise! Because I may be a normal Canadian security guard but when someone messes with my prison Hoho! They see my true identity!"
I spun around in place so fast I looked like a mini tornado but when I stopped spinning, I had a new outfit on. I wore a red mask and red tights and a red shirt with a white circle on the chest with a Canadian maple leaf on it and I wore white shoes with a white cape and my white underwear was on the outside
"Time for them to face…CANADA MAN! FRIEND, GUY AND BUDDY TO ALL! Besides those who enter my prison, but I'll allow them to enter…after all it's been a while since I've beat up some guys…friend"
Back to the gang!
Red's P.O.V.
"You guys ever get the feeling something weird is going to happen?"
I asked innocently not knowing what was waiting for us in that prison
"No why?"
Stan replied as Polly took out the last camera
"Alright that's the last camera, let's go in!"
"Wait Cartman, we're just gonna march right on in there? What about the doors? Aren't they locked or something?"
"Nah you just push them and go in, come on"
Kind of a low security measure but as we were about to walk in we were stopped by a security guard
"HEY! You all supposed to be out here?!"
"Um…yes"
I replied frightened
"Oh okay then…Have a good night friends!"
He said before walking off…huh?
"Isn't Polly supposed to warn us if someone comes!?"
I tried to hold back yelling at Scott
"Uh we didn't go over that part of the plan…"
Ignoring my frustration, we walked right into the prison
"Alright everybody, fan out and find his cell!"
Cartman demanded and we did so. We searched around the prison for his cell for some time before I heard Cartman scream that he found him. We all ran over to the spot
"You found him?"
"Well Red I wouldn't yell "I found him if" I didn't"
"Do you think you should have done that in a prison?"
"There's no one in here, else we would have been stopped already"
The prisoner spoke to us
"How do you kids plan on getting me outta here huh?"
We all looked at Cartman
"W-what do all look at me for?!"
"You came up with the plan Cartman, how are we supposed to get him out?"
"Did I tell you my plan was flawed?"
Just I was about to slug him…
"Soooo…someone dare enter my prison eh?"
I looked behind me
"That's right! Tremble before…CANADA M- Wait a minute…your kids? What are kids doing here?"
"We are busting this drug dealer out of this Canadian crap hole so we can get to North Canada now go put your Superman costume away"
"I'M BETTER THAN SUPERMAN, I'M THE BEST SUPERHERO OUT THERE! I'M BETTER THAN SPIDERMAN, BATMAN, IRON MAN AS I AM CANADA MAN! I will not be talked to like this by a bunch of dirty, stinky Americans!"
He turned around and began talking to the wall
"3 years of no crime to fight and this is what I get! A bunch of kids, Americans no less!...No…they are breaking Canadian law plus they are Americans"
He turned back to us
"I don't care if you're a bunch of kids, prepare to face your worst nightmare!"
"My worst nightmare is you leaving us alone"
Cartman added like a smart ass
"Besides that! Prepare to face…CANADA MAN! BLIZZARD BLAST!"
He said and a icy, blue sphere of energy formed and he fired a bitter, cold blizzard at us from it…we avoided the blizzard. It froze the prison bars…
"Hey Cartman, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"If you're thinking about beating the shit out of Canada Man then yeah! WARRIORS OF ZARON! ATTACK!"
The whole group went after Canada Man. I was not thinking of that at all
"Cartman wait! I was thinking Canada Man could break the bars for us!..."
They obviously didn't hear me…oh well, I joined the attack
"Oh they are going on the offensive now! They are in for it now! They might have dodged blizzard blast but can they avoid my SNOWFLAKE SHURIKENS!"
Large snowflakes formed in his hands and began to throw them at us. I back flipped to dodge some but one cut my shirt as it barely missed my skin. Stan did a whirlwind slash with his sword and cut the snowflakes in half. Kyle just took cover…It felt like I was in an episode of Codename Kids Next Door
"Respect my authoritay!"
Cartman said as he wacked him over the head with his staff
"Ouch guy!"
Canada Man said before pushing him to the ground, how hero like…
"Alright Polly, get him!"
Scott sent Polly out and it went right for Canada Man's face, slashing him with her talons. The ice was starting to melt off the bars, I had to do something and fast. I charged the bars…nothing. Canada Man knocked Polly out of his face
"Yo mah! You be wantin to square up mah?! Lookin like a ghetto Superman up in this crib mah"
"I'M BETTER THAN SUPERMAN!"
"Hey Canada Man!"
I called out
"Huh? What do want villain scum?"
"Don't you have a special attack?"
"Special attack?"
"Yeah you know how superheroes have a special attack?"
"Hey yeah I do have one!"
"Red I don't think this is good idea"
Kyle said but I ignored him
"Make sure you aim it at me Canada Man"
"You're a brave girl, guy…oh well here I go!"
"Let me get into a good position first"
I walked in front of the of the cell
"Go ahead…"
"Alright friend TIME FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK!"
A blue energy sphere formed
"Red! Don't do this!"
Kyle yelled, the sphere got bigger
"This is dangerous Red!"
Stan yelled, it got even bigger
"What you doin mah?"
It got so large he had to hold it over his head
"Red! If you die, I'm never talking to you again!"
Cartman said like an idiot, at least there is a positive side if I die
"PREPARE FOR MY SUPER, SPECIAL, AWESOMELY COOL, WAY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER SUPERHERO'S ATTACK!"
As he screamed, the sphere transformed into a hockey puck and he stopped screaming. He pulled out a hockey stick
"I call it.. my pucking awesome attack! HIIIYYAAHH!"
He hit the hockey puck and it came flying at me. The puck came so close to hitting me, I felt the wind from the puck at the speed it was coming, but I dodged it….Matrix style! It shattered the bars, I hope it didn't hit the prisoner…
*gasps* "She dodged my special attack! How?!"
The puck suddenly came flying from the cell, it hit me on the back of the head
"Oh that's better…"
As Canada Man said that, the puck continued to rebound of the walls of the prison, it broke other jail cells, cell locks and I think it fractured the back of my head…The other prisoners came out of their cells
"Hey look fellas…it's Canada Man"
"Yeah…the man that tossed me in jail"
"And me"
"And me"
"And me"
"I was thrown in here for littering!"
They all slowly approached Canada Man…menacingly
"Now, now hold up guys…You should have paid the littering fine if you didn't want to be in here"
"…Get him!"
All the prisoners began to beat the hell out of Canada Man. On of the prisoners approached us
"Hey, thanks for busting us outta of here…we'll get out your way. FELLAS! LET'S TAKE CANADA MAN TO THE SHOWER ROOM! We will make him drop the soap a couple of times…"
They began to drag him away
"NO! WAIT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO CANADA MAN! I'M THE BEST SUPERHERO EVER NOOOOOOOO!"
And he vanished into the darkness of the prison along with the other prisoners
"Hey…where's our guy?"
Cartman asked. We all looked into the cell…he was frozen
Author's Note: I'm beeeeack! Yup me internet is back and I can now continue with the story. Y'all miss me? Anyways I hoped you guys enjoyed the chapter!