Just saying that becuz of my divorced parents and I gotta switch every week now instead of every 2-4 days and so I'll probably be updating hopefully every other week. However, I don't like making deadlines for myself either way so you just gotta wait like I do u know?
OMG OMG OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG! DID U GUYS SEE THE NEW DEADPOOL TRAILER? OMG I WOULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! I WAS WORRIED THEY WOULDN'T ADD THE SCARS BECAUSE THAT WOULD SUCK… IT'S A GOOD THING THEY KEPT THEM :D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMG I JUST WATCH THE CAPATIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR! WHO THE HELL WOULD GIVE THE ANDREW GARFEILD SPIDERMAN A FRIGGIN REBOOT! BUT IT'S CAP VS IRON! FREEDOM VS SAFTEY! ITS GUNNA BE EPIC! BUT POOR CAP! I LUV HIM! BUT I LUV SPIDEY! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS! SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE! _
DISCLAIMER (NOT SO MUCH BUT MORE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF MAN KIND): I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF MARVEL EXCEPT FOR MY FANART AND FANFICTIONS! YOU CAN FIND ME ON WATTPAD AND INSTAGRAM AS LUXORA, AND FIND ME ON DEVIANTART AS LUXY_OREO (SOMETHING LIKE THAT)…
JUST RECOGNIZE ME AS LUXORA OR LUXY. SEE, THAT'S WHY I WOULD SUCK AS A SUPER HERO WITH A SECRET IDENTITY… SURE I'M PRETTY GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS BUT I'LL PROBABLY TELL A FRIEND WHO WILL TELL ANOTHER FRIEND WHO MOST LIKELY WILL BE A GOSSIPER. U KNOW… PEOPLE ASK ME SOMETIMES (NO ONES ASKS ME… I JUST ASK MYSELF IN MY SLEEP… I'M SO ALONE IN THE SUMMER BUT IT'S GREAT NOW THAT I'VE SURVIVED MY THIRD WEEK OF BEING ONE OF THE FRESHMEN… THAT'S RIGHT, YA'LL ARE READING A GREAT ASS STORY |OKAY MAYBE NOT SO GREAT| WRITTEN BY A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRL) OKAY, SO SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK ME "LUXORA,HOW THE HECK DO YOU WRITE GOOD LUV STORIES IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP, DON'T NORMALLY WATCH LUV MOVIES, DON'T READ MANY BOOKS OTHER THAN FANFICS, AND DON'T EXACTLY HAVE A CRUSH?" AND THAT GETS ME THINKIN' LIKE "I GUESS IT'S THE MUSIC THAT FUELS MY RANDOM MIND…"
|CAN WE BEGIN THE STORY ALREADY?|
~COULD BE WORSE, SHE COULD MAKE THIS LONGER IF SHE WANTS TO.~
YEAH… I CAN… BUT I'D RATHER NOT FOR I AM TOO LAZY.
DODODODODO LINE BREAK_
Ch.3 RED TEAM RANDOMNESS!: FINDING A NEW BRO! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ
TONY'S P.O.V.
Tony flopped head first onto his beige king-sized bed, letting out a frustrated groan. He didn't get what Pepper didn't like about the card he bought for her. The billionaire chuckled, recalling the written words on said card, "Behind every great man, is a woman. Behind every Batman, is a ROBIN. Behind every Stark, is a JARVIS. And behind every hero, is a woman who won't stop bitching at him to get his act together and stop risking his life."
Personally, Tony had liked that sentence, but Pepper hadn't, he realized that from the still sore smack to the face she gave him.
"JARVIS?" He called out. Tony had remade JARVIS after the previous one turned into some half god half freaking android thing that took the name Vision. Vision then joined the Avengers along with the Maximoff twins (thank you Magneto, now there are three of you), Falcon, and Ant-Man if he accepts the invitation.
"Yes ?" The A.I. asked.
"First, stop calling me ; that was my dad. Instead, call me Tony or Iron Man the Great. Second, if anyone wants to talk to me tonight, tell them to fuck off."
"Yes sir, and sorry sir but I was not programed to call you by your first name nor do I want to call you by the suggested title."
"Whatever. Goodnight…biiiiitch."
"Goodnight sir."
The billionaire gave out a long and desperate sigh before letting his sleep finally take over after a three-nighter. After ten minutes, Tony began to hear the silent creak of his large window, and one VERY annoying whisper.
"Tony." Tony felt a small poke on his shoulder.
"Toooooony" Two more pokes followed. Five seconds later he was shaken mercilessly by the voice, this time shouting.
"TOOOOONNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Tony's eyes protested as they opened to see who disturbed him.
Standing in front of the billionaire were two figures dressed in red. One happening to be the well-known and infamous Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, whom both SHIELD and the X-Men had warned him of. And the other being a tall man with devil horns and double D's on his chest, along with two billy clubs at his side. Tony recognized him as the famous and kinda freaky vigilante of Hell's Kitchen.
"What the hell are you two doing here? And how did JARVIS let you in?"
"Deadpool found a loophole." Growled a rather cranky Daredevil. Tony was furious that JARVIS had allowed them to come.
"JARVIS?!" Tony called out.
"I am sorry sir but I'm afraid it is true."
FLASHBACK_
Deadpool and Daredevil walk up to the side of Stark Tower( Now the Avengers Tower).
"I don't mean to be a smartass, actually yes I do, but shouldn't we be walking through the front lobby?" asked an uncertain vigilante.
Deadpool scoffed "No, JARVIS answers from anywhere around the building!"
|He does?|
~He does?~
"He does." Said Deadpool.
"Who does what?" Asked Daredevil.
"Who does what what?"
"Who is he who does what?"
"OOOOOOHHHHH! JARVIS is the he who does the answering around the building! JAAARVIIISS?!" Deadpool yelled.
"Yes. Who is speaking? Are you in need of assistance?" The new A.I. spoke.
"I, MY FINE COMPADRE, AM DEADPOOL. AND THIS IS DAREDEVIL!" he said, gesturing to the devil horned man, "We have a proposition to ask Tony—"
"I am terribly sorry Deadpool, Daredevil, but Tony has informed me 6 minutes ago to tell any visitors to 'fuck off'." JARVIS said, recalling the last request his master made.
"Son of a bitch." Said Daredevil, obviously knowing something like this should have happened, this is the Avengers Tower after all. Deadpool's smirk became wider under his mask, finding a solution.
"Ah but you see JARVIS, Master Tony didn't inform you to DO anything to us did he?" Deadpool asked.
"I'm afraid not sir."
"So in other words, Tony never said we couldn't go in." Daredevil added.
"That is true sir, carry on."
IN THE PRESENT_
"What do you want?" Asked Tony, who got up from the bed, "JARVIS. Get me a margarita will you?"
"Sir, might I suggest not drinking so late at night." The A.I. said.
"No. And you," he said pointing to the red pair, "talk."
"Okay! You know how I know that you know that I know that you like red? Well, SO DO WE! SO THE TWO OF US ARE IN NEED OF A THIRD GUY WHO NEEDS TO BE SMART AND A FAVORER OF RED INSTEAD OF FLIPPING GREEN! WHAT DO YOU SAY?!" Deadpool shouted, arms out wide with the world's largest smile plastered on his mask/face. Tony thought for a moment.
"JARVIS?" He asked.
"Yes ."
"Kick them out of the house for me." Before the Mercenary could ask what he meant, a giant rubber boot swung from the ceiling, knocking both red suited men out of the tower with one swift kick and a quickly opened window. As the pair fell from the sky, they noticed the now famous hero, Ant-Man.
PETER! PETER YES! YES PETER IT'S YOUR FRIGGIN P.O.V. NOW_
Peter sighed as he looked at Gwen's grave again. It's been over a day since he'd seen Felicia, and the teen felt disappointed. Not in her, but himself. Peter was so close to kissing the blond beauty back, and this happened right above of Gwen's grave. But what disappointed him the most was that he hadn't thought of Gwen once when Felicia was there, even before she tried to kiss him, all he was thinking about was if he really deserved someone like Felicia. Gwen would have wanted me to move on, so why is it that I can't? Hell, after what happened with Felicia I wouldn't be surprised if the woman stopped talking to me let alone started avoiding me. But of course that wasn't true because as soon as Peter walked out of the cemetery, Felicia had shown up to talk to him.
"Hey Peter!" Said the usually cheery Felicia. "I just wanted to apologize about the other day and all. I usually don't do this often so you know. I am sorry for rushing onto you like that, I seriously blame it on the rain, it made the moment." She laughed. "So if you want, we could still be friends until one of us wants to take things a little further! What do you say?"
"I uh- yeah- um- aren't you like- mad at me er something?" Peter asked, as his head repeatedly shrugged and nodded.
"Nooooo….. I don't see how it's your fault so…"
"Oh, right, well okay. Yeah, being friends, I can live with that."
Felicia grinned with her pink lips. "Great! Bye!" And with that, the beauty ran away through the crowd that came and left with rush-hour.
OKAY SO BEING THE AUTHOR, I COULD REWRITE THAT WHOLE SCENE WITH GWEN'S SPEECH THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY AND STUFF LIKE THAT… BUT I DUN WANNA SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING THAT WHOLE SPEECH. SO I'LL JUST SAY THAT SPEECH JUST HAPPENED ONCE PETER CAME BACK MMMKAY? MKAY DEN.
Peter sat up from his bed as a single tear (OMG SINGLE TEAR U GUYS!) fell from his face and tapped the bed, but to Peter's hearing it seemed like a large thud. You're right Gwen. I shouldn't be letting the past bother me. You've saved me for the last time Gwen, thank you, again.
Peter fished around his closet until he had found what he was looking for, his suit. Peter felt around the web pattern before staring down at his mask. It's kinda funny really. The boy who always had trouble at his tail, and the mask that always saved him from it. When he tried it on, Peter realized how much smaller he had gotten, due do his depression and lack of food.
Peter's super-hearing picked up a scream nearby and he instantly threw open the window and swung out. I guess old habits are hard to lose.
T-E-E-N—T-I-T-A-N-S TEEN TI~~~~~~~ WAIT ….T-E-A-M—R-E-D-OMG- YAS
"Okay man, here's the thang," Deadpool started towards Ant-Man, "you are smart, you got great hair, a wife and daughter, and you can kick ass! But you got one problem," he gestured towards Ant-Man's shoes, "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSSSSSE?!"
Ant-Man took a huge breath, "THEY'RE CROOOCCSS!" he shouted before the two men began laughing. Daredevil had allowed Deadpool to take this one after multiple times of pleading and whining.
Ant-Man wiped a tear from his eye, "I gotta say man, you are hilarious!"
Deadpool bowed down dramatically, "Why thank you my friend! It comes with the scars! Anywho… I wanna ask you something that I hope you will accept mkay?"
"Shoot. ACTUALLY NO, DON'T SHOOT. Ask." Deadpool frowned and put his rifle down.
"So, Daredevil and I wanna a start some brotherhood team but we need one more guy and Iron Man literally sent us flying out the window where we saw you and now we want you to join, because it's not about who was chosen first, it's about the final decision." Deadpool said, softening his tone for the last part. Ant-Man looked oblivious to Deapools 'touching' words and shrugged.
"No."
|NO?|
~No?~
"No?"
"Yes."
"Yes?"
"No."
"No?"
"No I do not want to join. Besides, I'm already thinking of joining the Avengers!" Deadpool paused, taking a moment to think before letting the words sink in.
~|There are no words to describe this feeling|~
Deadpool dropped on his knees and brought his arms up. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….OOOokay I'm done. Come on Daredevil, let's talk to the Red Hulk now."
"Okay." Said Daredevil after he popped out from the corner. The pair left a very dumbfounded Ant-Man.
_HEY FELICIA!_
Felicia had been walking around when a man in a giant mechanical rhinoceros started shouting 'I AM ZE RHINOOOOOOOO!' I mean seriously, we already know that with that suit you're wearing. Dumbass.
The blond would have just left the situation and let the cops handle it or something, until some stupidass kid decided to dress as Spider-Man and walk up to the guy. Idiot! What the hell is he thinking?! Oh, that's what. Felicia's eyes widened for once, when the real Spider-Man swooped in to save him.
He's back. H-he's really back.
Spider-Man began speaking to the kid and let him go to his parents. The vigilante barrowed a megaphone as Rhino stomped his feet.
"YOU FIGHT ME! YOU FIGHT ME NOW EH?" The Russian villain said with his accent. Spider-Man raised the megaphone.
"I ASK FOR THE FINE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK CITY AND REAL RHINOS EVERYWHERE THAT YOU PUT YOUR MECHANIZED PAWS IN THE AIR."
"NEVAR!" he punched the ground. "I JUST WANNA KILL YOU! I DESTROY YOU!"
"YOU WANT ME TO COME DOWN SO YOU CAN KILL ME?"
"YES!"
"I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. Ah, there's no place like home." Spider-Man mumbled, throwing the megaphone behind him as the Rhino got ready to fight and charged.
Rhino shot three missiles just as Spider-Man flipped off the car and picked up a manhole cover, using it to shield the first missile. He attached webbing to it, jumped and swung around, blocking the other two missiles as he continued to swing around until he had hit the Rhino's horn off with it.
He flipped back to inspect the damage, placing his hand on his chin.
"I say with a few C.A.T. scans, a butload of ice cream, and some bandages… yeah no, there's no way you can defend yourself from other rhinos now."
"STUPID BUG! YOU VILL PAY FOR ZAT!" The Rhino charged again, using the jagged edges of the busted horn as an advantage as he ran towards him, once again, on all fours.
Felicia smirked as the vigilante somehow dodged all the speeding bullets without effort, flipping around and webbing the Rhino at every corner he could. Spider-Man webbed one of the Rhino's legs and began running around him at blazing speed, Felicia could tell this wasn't even close to his actual speed. He pulled the web back and the Rhino fell forward with a large crash.
When the vigilante stepped next to the machine, its mechanized arm smacked him towards the wall, but Spider-Man shot two webs at the Rhino, who had gotten up. He used the webs to shoot himself back towards the Rhino, and kicked at the glass, breaking it, and hitting the Russian square in the face. The machine fell back as Spider-Man pulled the man out. Everybody cheered when the police pulled up to talk to the vigilante.
Felicia smiled. "Welcome back, Spider-Man."
SAY TONY TEN TIMES FAST. TONYTONYTONYTONYTONYTONYTONYTONYTONYTONY
Tony literally spat out the margarita he was previously drinking, not because JARVIS refused to make him one so Happy did it, but because he'd just seen footage of SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER FREAKING MAN! The same guy who used to kick ass all around New York! The guy who saved us ALL from turning into giant teenage mutant ninja turtles! The same guy who beat Electro and sent The Goblin, also known as Harry Osborn, aka the boss of Tony's rival company (Osborn Industries), TO RAVENCROFT. And the SAME Spider-Man who had left New York alone for practically a year!
"JARVISSSS!" he shouted.
"Yes, ."
"Get Fury on the phone!" JARVIS pulled up a screen.
"What the hell are you callin' me for?!" Fury barked.
"HE'S FREAKIN BACK! THE SAME GUY YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH SINCE HE WAS FIRST SEEN IN THE PUBLIC EYE!"
"Who? I always get what I want, Tony."
Tony scoffed. "Except for Spider-Man. D'you know he's back?" He said, raising his glass towards the screen.
"Yes, and we've set 'finding him' aside, until now. I want you and the Avengers on this case okay? I don't care if you are still on your little vacation, make up with them like a freaking adult and work on finding this man like you failed to do so last time." Fury hung up with that.
Tony sighed and rubbed his forehead. " JARVIS?"
"Yes, sir."
"Assemble the Avengers."
"Of course."
"Oh, and tell Steve he still owes me shawarma for going to 's niece's birthday party the day he decided to destroy the three new helicarriers. Seriously, if he wanted help destroying them he could have called me for some tank missiles; better yet, should've called the Hulk."
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDEADPOOL!
"Hi guys! It's me, Elmo!" Shouted the fuzzy red thingy. Deadpool ran up to him with Daredevil.
"OMG ELMO PLEASE JOIN OUR BROTHERHOOD!"
"Of course friend!"
"Wait," Daredevil said, "How do you feel about blood?"
"Well, I think we all need blood to live! We don't want to get a booboo do we?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh…. Nevermind then Elmo, later!" Shouted the Mercenary.
"Bye bye!"
"ITSA ME, MARIO!"
"ITSA ME, DEADPOOL!"
"OH NO! DO NOT KILL ZE BROWSER!"
"Why not? Won't he just keep kidnaping the Princess?" Said Daredevil.
"MEH, OKAY, GO AHEAD ZEN."
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Red Hulk screamed as he repeated to smash the Mercenary.
"Oof! Daredevil-ack- we shoulda- blah- went with- Mickey Mouse!"
BY THE WAY U GUYS, IM NOT REALLY INTO THE NEW FANTASTIC FOUR SO I'LL JUST LEAVE THE OLDER ONES WITH CHRIS EVANS AND YOU KNOW… CUZ WHO DOESN'T LIKE CHRIS EVANS.
IN LE BAXTER BUILDING_
"Hey Reed?" Sue called to her husband, Reed Richards.
"Yeah hun?"
"Do you remember that one guy who called himself Spider-Man?"
"HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT SPIDER-MAN IS BACK?" Shouted Johnny Storm from another room.
"Didn't The Daily Bugle used to call 'im a menace to society er somethin?" Ben Grimm, aka The Thing, asked with his ruff voice.
"Yeah," answered Reed, "but can't we relate? There have been people who misjudged us, maybe doesn't trust this man because of his mask."
"Yeah, whatever."
PETER PAN, PETER PETRELLI, PETER PIPER, PETER PARKER_
A FEW DAYS LATER
It's always nights like these that make my life more exciting. Spider-Man, aka Peter, thought as he slid behind a mugger who was yelling at a man.
He tapped on the mugger's shoulder.
"Hey buddy," he said as he punch the man in the face, "pick on someone your own size why don't you."
"What the hell?" The guy got up and tried to throw a sloppy punch at Spider-Man, who dodged, grabbed his fist, and flipped him over. The man fell and Spidey decided to web him there. Spider-Man walked up to the victim.
"You should call the cops." He said, before swinging off.
Peter was beginning to believe this was a normal night filled with your everyday thugs, that was until two red dressed men had walked up to him.
"That's a weird Spider-Man costume." He joked towards one of them, whose suit was in a way similar to his. Except, he was much taller and muscular, there were no web patterns, there was black instead of blue, where Spider-Man's eyes were mostly white, this man's eyes were mostly black with a little white in the center, he also carried a belt full of pouches and two katanas in the back of him.
"HEY! I'VE BEEN ROCKING THIS GROOVE IN CANADA LONGER THAN YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE! OW!" The other man wacked him, he wore an all red suit with double D's at his chest and had devil horns, what freaked out Spider-Man was that this man had no lenses over his eyes, just the same material used on his mask.
"Deadpool, obviously he was joking." He said, walking towards Spider-Man with his hand held out, "Daredevil, vigilante of Hell's Kitchen in case you've wondered." Peter shook his hand.
"Spider-Man, vigilante of New York I guess." He said, feeling a sense of relief knowing that they were good, or at least Daredevil is.
"GREAT! NOW THAT WE HAVE PAST THE INTRODUCTION LET'S GET THIS STARTED!" Deadpool shouted.
Daredevil sighed, "Deadpool has been hanging out with me for quite some time, now he wants one more person to be with us, or our brother as he calls it, he wants to form a team of three called Red Team. And after being rejected many times, we saw you and decided to ask. Will you join? It would really help."
"Is there anything I would get out of it?"
"Back up, two reliable guys, and some small missions from time to time. You should really join; after all, ever since you reappeared you've had many targets on your back already. Deadpool has helped me out with the ones targeted on me." Spider-Man thought for a moment.
"Tell you what, I'll join as long as Deadpool takes care of the guys targeting me too."
"Uh, HELLO! RIGHT HERE! DUH, I'M NOT GUNNA LET MY LITTLE BROTHER DIE OR ANYTHING!" Deadpool chuckled as Spider-Man choked when he decided to give 'baby boy' a bear hug.
"LITTLE?! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?"
"Aww come one baby boy! Your voice sounds like you've barely hit puberty!"
"Don't call me baby boy."
"CAN WE KEEP HIM DD?"
"No, besides, I think he's forgetting to do something, or he's busy." Spider-Man searched his brain for a second before it hit him.
"I FORGOT THE EGGS! SORRY GUYS, GOTTA GO!" Peter shouted before swinging off towards the store.
Peter got changed around the corner and instantly ran towards the grocery store, tugging his bag, which held his outfit, close to him. Damn you Parker Luck, he thought when the store was closed. Now he had to go to the Vegan store across the street.
The cashier had been this skinny pale girl with piercings and pink hair who stared at Peter like a cold soda on a summer day, but Peter ignored it and began walking to where he guessed would be the eggs. For a vegan store they sure had a lot of things nonvegan.
In front of the aisle, back facing Peter was a man with curly brown hair, who looked out of place in a store like this.
Bruce Banner stared at the eggs. Why does there have to be so many kinds? Okay, I know the answer to that but seriously? Is it that hard just to find the regular ones?
"Excuse me," said a voice from behind(a teenage boy probably), "just gotta get one." Bruce moved aside.
"Sorry." He said as the boy reached to grab the eggs.
"Oh no, that's fine, I get it. You don't normally come here and finding the right eggs is like looking for a needle in a haystack." The guy smiled when Bruce laughed and looked up to see who he was talking to. Immediately his eyes widened.
"You're- OH MY GOD- Y-YOU ARE BRUCE BANNERS! Oh-ho man! Dude I- I am a HUGE fan! I mean –I read your article on the gamma radiation and that other one with the crossing the two— OHMYGOD- I'm talking too much I am so sorry. God! Gwen would flip if she heard about this! She and I are like your biggest fans! Wait- I didn't introduce myself, Peter Parker." He said, putting out his hand for Bruce to shake.
"You read my work?" He asked. Peter nodded.
"And you both understood it?"
"Yep! Me and Gwen- um yeah," he looked down, as if remembering something too big to believe, "—yeah, me and Gwen Stacy both did." Bruce's eyes widened, remembering the news about the death of an intelligent girl named Gwen Stacy.
"Peter I am sorry—"
"No, no it's fine. Um- listen I gotta go. Got an aunt to take care of." Peter said before leaving the scientist to find the right eggs.
PETER RETEP… PARKER REKRAP WOW… OMG LITTERALLY OVER FOUR THOUSAND WORDS NOW! DANG …