Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion"…Deez nuts HA! GOTTI!
Chapter 24: Sidetracked
Red's P.O.V.
"He's frozen…"
I pointed out
"My mah is frozen mah! He be lookin like a Canadian Cave man, ya ba dabba do mah!"
"Canada Man must have done that when he shot at the bars…what are we supposed to do now?"
Kyle asked
"We can buy some hair dryers"
"Shut up Cartman"
"No wait Kyle I think that's all we can do at this point"
I said actually defending Cartman's statement
"Well we can't buy anything now everything's closed"
"Well not everything Stan"
"It's 12:35 at night, what could possibly be open Cartman?"
"A Wawa"
"Shut up Cartman"
"No wait Stan maybe Cartman's right"
I've gotta stop defending him…
"Maybe there is a Wawa around or some other place that has 24 hour service"
"But Wawa doesn't sell hair dryers"
Scott pointed out
"Well do you know any other stores around here that might be open Scott?"
"No"
We looked at Wayne D
"What y'all looking at me for mah?"
Well he probably doesn't know then
"So I guess we don't really have a choice but to simply just…crash here"
"You mean sleep on a cold, dirty prison floor"
"Or we find some other place to rest, Cartman whatever"
"So are we bringing the prisoner along?"
"Well I don't think we'd be able to move him Scott. He frozen to the ground too"
"Hey wait we don't have to leave the prison, there's beds in the cells"
"Uhhh I don't want to sleep those cells I don't know where those prisoners have been!"
"Either the beds or the floor Red"
"…I'll take the beds…"
I said, admitting defeat to Cartman's statement. After that we each took a bed in one of the cells
"Goodnight Polly"
"KAW! SCOTT! KAWWWWWWW!"
"What Polly?"
"KAW!"
"What?"
"KAW!"
I soon blocked out the babble and I laid down on the bed, as much as I didn't want to. I felt something under the pillow and pulled it out…it was a nail file, typical. But then I heard a cough and it sounded like it came from under the bed. I slowly looked under, my tension rising…there was tunnel that dug out of the prison, again typical. Maybe everything that happened today is just getting to me. Nonetheless I just decided to calm down
"I really hope Kenny is doing alright back in South Park *yawns* and I hope we aren't too late for Karen…I can only imagine what she's going through…poor thing"
I soon shut my eyes and slowly started to drift off
Mimsy's P.O.V.
"Gee that was close boss huh? She almost saw us in the tunnel!"
"Shut up Mimsy! This is bad"
"What's the matter boss?"
"Didn't you just here what she said Mimsy? Kenny isn't with them and they are gonna get Karen themselves!"
"Well what's wrong with that boss? Isn't that what the boss boss wanted?"
"No idiot he wanted Kenny specifically, what are we supposed to tell him?!"
"Well boss we can just tell the boss boss that Kenny isn't with them, my mommy does say honesty is the best policy"
"Shut up Mimsy!"
He says that a lot, he can be pretty mean sometimes but he's good guy. That's why he made me kidnap Karen because he was too nice to do it, well that and his arms are broken
"Alright Mimsy we've got to keep them from getting to North Canada"
"Oh so then let's just take the frozen guy because then they wouldn't be able to deal with the dire wolves right boss?"
"Shut up Mims-wait that's actually good idea"
"Really boss?"
"Yeah go get him Mimsy but just don't forget about me I'm still in my wheelchair"
"Dur okay boss!"
I crawled up the tunnel to get the frozen guy. I like Frozen that was cool movie, especially the part when they sing…I like singing
4 hours later
We finally made it back to North Canada. We would have made it back sooner but I forgot the boss, ha I'm goofy! We entered the castle that the boss boss took over and we saw him on the throne
"Dur hi boss boss!"
"Why did you two take so long? I asked you two to find them not take a vacation"
"Mimsy forgot me after I told him not too"
"Doyee sorry boss"
"Just be quiet for now Mimsy"
Hey! He didn't hit me or tell me to shut up! Made he's tired
"So how close are they?"
The boss got really nervous all of a sudden
"Oh uh *nervously laughs* about that, Kenny was kind of not with them"
"What?"
"Kenny wasn't really with them"
Gee, the only time I've seen the boss this nervous was when he got an invitation back to camp
"What?"
"KENNY WASN'T WITH THEM!..."
Uh-oh…
"What do you mean "Kenny wasn't with them"? Who's them?!"
"Uh Mimsy saw all of them, uh who was there Mimsy?
"A girl with red hair, a fat kid, a kid who looks Jewish, a kid that had a sword and a blue hat or helmet he looked cool, a really tall person with a parrot and a white gangster"
"And no one was wearing an orange parka?"
"Uh no boss boss"
Boss boss growled in frustration before he noticed the frozen guy
"What's up with the ice sculpture?"
"Oh uh h-he was going to help those guys get rid of the dire wolves which was stopping them from getting to North Canada so I thought that by bringing him here maybe they wouldn't be able to get here"
"Hey boss I thought of th-"
"Shut up Mimsy!"
"Well how is Kenny supposed to get here then you twit! How stupid are you?!"
"Uh it was all Mimsy's idea!"
"Yeeup"
Wow he's actually giving me credit this time!
"Well…at least it will stop the others from getting here until Kenny catches up, good job Mimsy"
"I lied I thought of that!"
"Hey!"
The boss tried taking the credit again!
"Grab some hair dryers from the master bedroom and un thaw him Mimsy. Nathan watch him"
"But Karen is in there, all she does is complain"
"Put up with it!"
The boss boss said and I rolled the boss to the master bedroom to grab the hair dryers. I wonder why the boss boss wants Kenny so bad…I guess we will find out when he gets here
Author's Note: Okay that was chapter 24 you guys! Also I know this is late and stuff but Merry Christmas! I hope y'all enjoyed your Christmas and this chapter. I guess you could say this is sorta my Christmas present to you guys even if it's late. Also I swear this is the last time I change my user name honest. But I hoped you enjoyed and stay tuned for chapter 25!