HEY GUYS/GUUUURRLZZZZZ!OKAY SO FIRST, I WANNA THANK ALL THE READERS, FAVORERS, FOLLOWERS, AND REVIEWERS! YA'LL ARE AWESOME AND SHTUFF…
SO I GOT A REVIEW FROM Koi Fish ASKING IF I WROTE THIS STUFF SUGAR HIGH. YES… YES I DO… IN FACT I JUST WENT HIKING AND FILLED MYSELF WITH A STRAWBERRY SMOOTHY SO YES, I AM SUGAR HIGH. SHE/HE ALSO ASKED IF PETER AND JOHNNY COULD MEET… OMG YES! I WAS ALREADY PLANNING THAT! AND AS FOR IF HE WORKS FOR BRUCE? LET'S JUST SAY HE WORKS IN THE AVENGERS TOWER… FOR SOMEONE QUITE FAMILIAR WITH TONY…
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PETER PARKER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS (AND UNKNOWINGLY MADE TONY JEALOUS)
Peter pushed the door of his Aunt May's house open with joy, resulting in an expected slam.
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMG AUNT MAY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I JUST MET AT THE VEGAN STORE!" He shouted towards his aunt, who was making meatballs in the kitchen.
"No Peter! I do not! So please refrain from yelling in my ear." She said, making Peter cough uncomfortably. "Now, who did you meet at the vegan store?" Peter grinned yet again.
"Okay so you know how I'm a genius right?"
"Yes, Peter, everyone must know that by now."
"Okay, okay, okay so I was in the store right? And I was reaching for the eggs and this other guy, wow, this other guy who happened to be staring at the egg aisle TURNED OUT TO BE THE GENIUS BRUCE BANNER!"
"Oh wow! Good for you Peter! Do you think he could get you a job?" She asked.
"Uh, gee, I dunno Aunt May, it was just one time and… I think he would have forgotten my name, you know, being part of the Avengers and all…"
"That's fine Petey, did you get the milk like I asked?" Peter froze. He pulled out the eggs from his bag.
"I thought you asked for eggs…"
"Oh I did Peter, I just wanted to make sure you actually listened." Aunt May took the eggs from Peter and continued working on the meatballs.
"Yeah okay Aunt May! Uh, I'll be in my room listening to music so you'll need to call me if you need anything."
"Okay Peter, dinner will be ready in a few hours or less."
"Alright!" Shouted Peter as he ran up the stairs towards his room.
The teenager pulled his suit out of a hidden drawer underneath his bed and slipped it on.
Not bad. Peter thought as he admired himself in the mirror. If he were to wear his regular street clothes, Peter would look like some tall guy just passing by. Put on the red and blue spandex… damn… not to brag or anything, but he looked good. Thin? Yes. Flexible? DEFINITELY. A noodle? Not under all the layers of clothes he wears.
Peter, now known as Spider-Man, slipped out of his bedroom window and swung into Time Square.
20 MINUTES LATER….
Spider-Man coughed repetitively on top of one of the buildings. The vigilante had saved a family from a fire and The Daily Bugle still had the guts to call him a menace. Seriously, what does have against me anyways? Okay… I guess leaving New York in ruins for a while didn't really help anyone… but on the bright side I made the Avengers seem more epic for defeating Ultron without my help… right?
Peter's thoughts were cut off when someone ran past him at a speed faster than the average villain. He got up from where he previously sat and went into a fighting stance. A feminine voice cut through the silence.
"Hey Spidey!" Peter turned around and saw a crazy hot woman with blond hair so light that it would have looked silver to any normal person. She wore an intensely tight cat suit that showed all the right curves, with white fur on the back of her long black boots and gloves and the same fur lining her long V-neck cat-suit that was zipped down so low that you would wonder when the whole suit would snap. "Hey, your ass looks sooo much better than it does on TV by the way hun." Spider-Man ignored the last word and the purr in the woman's voice as he eyed her with suspicion.
"Who are you?" The woman pouted and licked her plump rose lips.
"I know baby, kinda hard being a known cat burglar if nobody can see you. My name is Black Cat sweet cheeks." She said, walking towards Spider-Man. Peter trusted his spidey sense when Black Cat decided to rolled his mask up half way. She kissed him and he tensed, staying as still as a statue when Black Cat smirked and turned around.
She went to the edge of the building and crouched down, the leather of the cat-suit getting tighter around her two moons, before jumping off and leaving Spider-Man to collect his thoughts. I let her get away. But she wasn't carrying anything stolen…. Why did she come out anyways? It can't just be for me. Can it?
Spider-Man decided to wrap things up for tonight and go home after checking for any more crimes.
ZE VERY NEXT DAY
Peter decided to take a walk around town to clear his mind of what happened last night.
I'm pretty sure I've never met anyone who's acted that way, but still, I can't help but feel like I've known her before last night. Ugh, this week can't get any more confusing.
Peter scanned his mind for anyone fitting the new burglar's profile, but before coming up with an answer, he shrieked as he was pulled into a building and thrown onto a chair, which he now sat on.
Peter looked around the dark room, but couldn't find a thing, that was until a bright light clicked on in front of him. He could see the faint figure of a woman sitting opposite of him with a flashlight and a clipboard.
"I am , I would like to ask you questions." She said, Peter gulped.
"Try me."
"Any strengths?"
"I'm a science genius and I know a few self-defense moves in case anything happened." He answered, obviously hinting towards his kidnapper.
"Weaknesses?"
"Yeah actually, I'm a joker and I'm late because of New York traffic." Peter was pretty sure this would be something like a weird job interview or something.
"Name."
"Shouldn't you have asked me that first? This is the worst job interview I have ever been in—"
"Name." said with more tone.
"Peter."
"No last name?"
"Sorry but I don't trust people who place me in a dark room with only one, two, three lights." Peter said, taking note of the tiny light behind ."
"How well do you handle stressing or unusual situations?"
"Considering I am not freaking out that a woman is interrogating me for personal questions—"
"Age?"
"Like that. I'll tell you that I am around 15 to 25 because I don't trust you again. Anyways, I think I am capable of handling odd situations."
"Do you follow orders?"
"As long as nobody gets hurt then yes."
"How do you deal with annoying people?"
"Like you? Just smile, make a witty comeback, and tell yourself to roll with it until you've got something better to do." He said, referring to his workers at The Bugle.
"Any jobs?" What a coincidence.
"I work as a photographer at The Daily Bugle."
"If you had a chance to work at Stark Industries would you?"
"Yes."
"Would you want to see Tony Stark for his suit?"
"One, I would be lying if I said no. Two, as much as the super-suit makes his ego even bigger, being a flying toaster isn't what I idolized him for. I would much rather prefer his mind rather than his ego." All the lights turned on to reveal an office with some tools lying around which included tape, rope, a key lock, a gun, a knife, a tazer-gun, and the latest smartphone created by Stark Industries.
Before Peter could ask what was going on, jumped at him with a knife,Peter dodged a little slowly (on purpose of course). The first thing he did was run towards the tape and run behind Hill before taking her arms and wrapping the tape around them. tried to get out but Peter decided to tie the rope around her and make a knot he learned from being in the boyscout as a kid. He then took the key lock and locked the rope with the tape and ran towards the smartphone to call 911. Of course, there was a password, so Peter hacked the phone to call. He then felt heat at the phone as his spidey sense tingled, so he threw it at the floor before it exploded.
Before Peter could find a way to crawl up to the vent, a voice stopped him.
"Good job. You're hired. None of the others got as far as you."
"THERE WERE OTHERS?! WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THIS— oh wait. This is a job interview for Stark Industries… who else would ask a random guy about Tony then attack him out of nowhere."
"Why didn't you shoot me or try to knock me out?"
"One, I would never aim to injure a random woman and leave her for nobody to find. Two, I might hit you in the wrong place and you could never be the same. Three, how can anybody ask questions if they've knocked out their only source of getting out or getting information?"
"Smart, thoughtful, and tactical. Perfect. Come with me and I'll take you to your employer." somehow took a knife from her sleeve and began to cut herself away before walking through a hologram door which made Peter wonder where his spidey senses went. Peter followed into a room with a single woman sitting in her desk, this woman was—
"No way! Y-you are ! It is an honor to meet you ma'am." Peter said, keeping his hands at his side.
"Please , call me Pepper." She said, holding her hand out, which Peter shook eagerly.
"How about you call me Peter and I'll call you Pepper. Also, how did you know my last name?"
"We figured it out when you mentioned you were a photographer." Said and Pepper in unison.
"Right…" Make a note not to mention your photography skills. "So, what do I do while I work for you?" He asked Pepper.
"If the receptionist is gone or on break I might have you fill in. If not then I'll have you run errands for me and a few others, be warned that I take absences and unfinished businesses VERY seriously." Peter sucked in air.
"That's fine."
"Good, then come to the receptionists desk tomorrow and meet me at 8:00 am sharp. No need to dress fancy either."
"No problem at all Pepper."
"You can leave now. The elevator is in the hallway to your left."
AVENGER'S MAIN FLOOR (NO ONE POV)
*bing*, came Tony's ringtone. The billionaire picked up the phone and read Pepper's message.
"Got a new assistant!" Tony texted back.
"Cool. Is she cute?"
*bing*
"He's a guy Tony."
"Is he cute?"
*bing*
"TONY!"
"What? Kidding kidding. You know I don't swing that way babe."
*bing*
"I don't know…"
"But seriously, how old is he? Is he hot enough for you to dump me?"
*bing*
"No, but he has manners Tony. And yes, he's the kind of cute that makes you think of a puppy with ears too long (It's just too innocent! -) And he's 19 so there's no chance anyways."
"I dunnoo…."
*bing*
"TONY! DON'T EVEN THINK I WOULD DO THAT!"
"JOKING! JK JK! :D
When do I meet him?"
*bing*
"Tomorrow."
"Coooool…." Tony sent before putting down the phone.
"Pepper got a new assistant!" He shouted to the others.
"IZ SHE CUTE?" Shouted Pietro across the room, who was playing video games with Sam.
"IT'S A GUY!"
"…IZ HE CUTE?"
"THAT'S WHAT I ASKED!"
"How long do you think he vill last?" Wanda asked.
"I dunno, but we'll see him tomorrow. Or so she says."
"It's been a while since Pepper has gotten an assistant, I hope she sticks with this one." Stated Steve from the sofa.
"Well, she told me he was 19 so you know… teenagers."
"I WISH TO MEET THIS BOY!" Shouted the always loud Thor. "WHAT IS THE NAME OF HER CHAMPION?!"
"Dunno. Again, we meet him tomorrow so…"
*bing* Tony checked Pepper's message.
"Did I mention that he's a genius?" Tony let the words sink into his mind.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! BRUCE WE GOT ANOTHER SCIENCE BUDDY IF PEPPER APPROVES!" Tony shouted towards the lab. He texted back.
"Let's keep him."
*bing*
"He's not a dog Tony"
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"…"
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"Tony?"
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"TONY DON'T YOU DARE THINK OF IT."
"…"
*bing*
"NO."
"I'm buying a collar."
*bing*
"DON'T. YOU. DARE!"
"AND A BALL!"
*bing*
"TONY I AM WARNING YOU!"
"AND LIL TREATS!"
*bing*
"YOU ARE GOING TO EMBARRASS HIM!"
"BETTER ME THAN SOMEBODY ELSE! ;D"
…
*bing*
"Yeah I guess you're right."
"I know."
*bing*
"You still aren't doing it tho."
"I can't promise you anything…"
*bing*
"Tony." He put his phone down.
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"Sir. You have received a call from ." Said Jarvis. Everyone in the main room shuddered.
"BRACE YOURSELVES!" Shouted Clint from his vent.
"JARVIS…"
"Yes ?"
"…Answer…"
R.I.P. TONY… HE MESSED WITH THE WRONG GINGER.—LUXY
LE VERY NEXT DAY (NO ONE'S POV)
"Hey Peter." Felicia greeted Peter in his school.
"Hey."
"Nice mask." Peter brought his hands to his face to find that his mask was still on.
"I-I can explain Felicia—mmmph!" Felicia rolled up his mask and kissed him. Peter was about to kiss back when—
*beep beep beep beep beep beep!*
Peter immediately smashed the alarm clock for interrupting the dream. But then he realized why it had rung at all. I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR MY JOB!
He scribbled out a note for his Aunt May, put on his suit (street clothes in his bag), and swung out of his window and on his way towards his job.
Peter found an alley way and changed into his street clothes, putting his suit in a hidden pocket in his bag, and ran into the lobby where a woman sat in her desk.
"Can I help you?" She asked.
"Yeah, uh, I was hired yesterday and was told to meet ."
"Name?"
"Peter, Peter Parker." The woman scanned through her computer and her eyes widened.
"You have access to almost all floors here."
"That'd be cool if I knew where I were going." He hinted.
"The elevator is too the right of you." She said, pointing towards a VERY high tech looking elevator.
Peter walked in.
"What floor sir?" Asked an A.I.
"Woah, amazing."
"Thank you sir."
"I don't really know where to go."
"Name please."
"Peter Parker."
"That would be floor sixty. And you are very much early by the way. You were to arrive at 8:00 am, it is 7:35. I shall inform of your arrival."
"Uh, thanks?"
"You're welcome sir."
"What can I call you?" Peter asked as the elevator began to move.
"You may address me as JARVIS."
"JARVIS… Just A Rather Very Intelligent System." Peter mumbled.
"You seem to know what I stand for."
"I hacked into here a month ago, didn't steal anything though, just wanted to see hard it'd be."
"Very well, I will inform to upgrade his firearms."
" , I suggest strengthening your firearms." JARVIS suggested towards the billionaire.
"Why?" He asked, along with Steve, Sam, Natasha, and Vision.
"As of a month ago, you were hacked by a teenager to see how difficult it would be."
"WHAT?!" Shouted a now furious Tony. Clint chuckled.
"A genius billionaire hacked by a teenager. Just, wow."
BY THE WAY, I'M KINDA INTO THE CLINTASHA PAIRING SO IMMA FORGET THAT HE HAD A WIFE AND KIDS I RUN THE SHOW HERE… KINDA LIKE FURY (FANFICTION VERSION).
Pepper was currently waiting in front of the elevator for Peter ever since JARVIS informed her of his arrival. It's a good thing too, she likes the early ones.
*bing* Pepper checked Tony's message.
"Did you know MY COMPANY was HACKED by a TEENAGER last month?!" Pepper tried to hold her laughter.
"I bet it was my new employee."
…
*bing*
"I want him more now."
"DON'T EVEN START IT."
*bing*
":D"
"What is it Tony?"
*bing*
"Nooooooooothing."
"TONY."
*bing*
"I'm just excited to meet him."
"WHAT R U PLANNING?"
*bing*
"Relax babe. Just wanna have a lil chat and get to know him a little."
"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STEEL ANOTHER ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES!" Pepper decided to put down her phone once Peter stepped out of the elevator.
"Hello Peter." She greeted.
"Hey Pep! I can call you that right?"
"That is fine. Have you slept well?"
"Yep! Well rested and energized in fact!" If what you call sleeping at 3:00 am and waking up in four hours well rested then by all means call me perfect. Peter thought. He had been used to this though so he guess someone could consider it fine.
"Good." She replied, "Because you are going to need the energy if you want to keep your job on the first day." Pepper gave him an 'innocent' smile.
"Uh, what exactly do I have to do?"
"Well, it seems I have left a green folder on the kitchen counter of the Avengers' floor. I also need to get their attention but I misplaced my phone."
"And?"
"I need you do grab the folder and grab their attention without mentioning what I sent you for. Do not let any of them catch you. And meet me in my office if you remember where it is." Peter gulped.
"Oh… okay."
"Perfect. You have ten minutes starting now." As soon as Pepper started the timer, Peter sprinted into the elevator.
"JARVIS! I need you to take me to the Avengers' floor without informing them or making a sound and leave the doors open when I leave. When both of my feet are back in I want you to shut the door tight and bring me to Pepper's floor in an agonizingly slow pace so the Avengers get frustrated, but do not tell them what floor I am headed to okay?"
"Yes, ."
"Okay then go now since I am being timed."
When the doors opened Peter paused for a moment to see where everyone was. Fortunately, everybody was on the couch with their backs facing Peter. Unfortunately, the volume was set low because a few people had complained once to Tony. Fortunately, Peter was light and quiet.
Yes, everybody failed to notice the tall stick figure tip toeing in the back of them, they were too busy watching Mean Girls. Peter grabbed the green file and went back.
Before placing his second foot in the elevator, Peter purposely banged his foot against the tile floor to catch everyone's attention.
Pietro immediately ran towards the elevator, where he caught a glimpse of a tall and skinny teenager with large brown eyes and brown hair right before the elevator doors slammed shut and he ran into the doors.
"What was that?" Asked Steve and Sam in unison.
"It vas a boy with a green folder. Probably took it from here." Pietro answered with his accent.
"Wait! Did you say it was green?!" Tony shouted.
"Yes."
"THAT KID'S GOTTEN HOLD OF SOME SHEILD FILES!" At the mention of this, The Avengers got up from the couch and ran towards the elevator.
"JARVIS! Who was that kid!" Steve shouted.
"…"
"What floor is he headed towards?" Natasha asked.
"…"
The Avengers watched the numbers go down to floor sixty at a slow rate before realizing… they had two elevators.
When Peter arrived onto the floor, he sprinted towards Pepper's office.
The Avengers just arrived in time to see a dirty shoe take a turn in one of the hallways.
"HE'S HEADING TOWARDS PEPPER'S OFFICE! GET HIM!" Tony shouted before everyone ran towards the teen.
Pietro was so close to the boy, but before he could grab him, the boy quickly sidestepped to the side to avoid the wet puddle. Pietro slipped and crashed into an empty office and the kid kept running.
Steve was next, he jumped to tackle the kid after the turn. Pietro's eyes widened when the kid partially lost his footing and ended stumbling yet somehow dodging Steve's jump. The kid ended up making another turn away from Steve. He wasn't even that fast, yet he was oddly able to dodge their attacks by accident.
Wanda accessed the boy's mind to try and slow him down, but Peter, having his spidey senses warn him, immediately thought of that Dancing Elmo toy dancing to the song "Can't Touch This". Wanda stopped in place.
"Hwhat?" She said as the team kept running.
Peter pulled out his phone as he kept sprinting at a 'slow rate' (for him and everyone basically).
*bing* Pepper received a text from Peter. She gave him her number before through email.
"LOOK UP FROM YOUR DESK PLZZZ!"
The ginger looked up and grinned when she saw Peter with the folder. That grin fell when she realized he was running for his life as The Avengers made a turn (Pietro lagging since it wasn't water he slipped on, but oil… something more flammable btw) and was chasing Peter.
Yes, Peter was DEFINITELY sprinting for his life as a regular guy.
"PEPPER THEY ARE GUNNA KILL ME!" He shouted. Peter finally made it into her office and handed the file to her. Catching his breath and smiling before being tackled down by the weight of most of The Avengers (Steve, Thor, Tony, Clint, Sam, and Pietro for revenge).
"Can't… bweeeeaaaathhhh!" He wheezed out before feeling dizzy of not being able to use his strength to bring them up.
Tony looked up to Pepper and gave her a goofy grin. "Pep! We were just trying to catch this thief before he—"
"EVERYBODY GET OFF OF MY EMPLOYEE!" She shouted. The Avengers immediately jumped off the boy so he could breath.
Tony looked at the kid, who was getting up, up and down. He was like Pepper described him.
"THIS is your new employee?!"
"Yes, and he completed his first job in record time actually."
"I—I did?" The kid asked, obviously catching his breath.
"THE CHILD HOLDS SUCH MIGHTLY VALOR." Thor boomed. "I WISH TO KNOW HIS NAME!"
Bruce took a good look at the kid before Pepper answered.
"Everyone, this is—"
"Peter?" Bruce interrupted. Peter looked up from his bent down position.
"Oh, hey . Didn't think you'd remember me."
"How couldn't I? You are the brightest teenager I have met."
"Wait," Tony started, "THIS is the kid you were talking about Bruce?! What a coincidence." It was then that Peter noticed the billionaire. And trust me, it was incredibly hard for Peter to hold himself together.
"OHOOOOMYGOSH! OH MY GOSH! YOU ARE TONY STARK! YOU AND DOCTOR BANNER! I- I PRACTICALLY IDOLIZE THE BOTH OF YOU! I ACTUALLY HAD A FEW WAYS YOU COULD UPGRADE YOUR SUIT AND FIREARMS BY—"
"So you're the guy who hacked into my business?"
"Yeah?" Tony pulled Peter to him and kept a grip on his shoulders, bringing him to Bruce.
"What another coincidence! Bruce, I think we have another science buddy!" Tony let go and Peter brought his hands to his neck.
"Did you— did you just put a collar on me?" Clint chuckled at the collar. It was red and gold with a tag saying "science buddy".
"Yep, catch." Tony threw a red ball at Peter who caught it right when a lollipop was chucked into his mouth.
"Woahhhh…" Peter said with a mouthful of sweets and gummies in a bag.
"Relax kid," Clint said, "You act like you haven't been this happy in months." Peter sent a glare towards him. Make a mental note to do a background check on this kid, Tony thought.
"Hey Pete, what's your last name?" He ask.
"Parker!" Peter said with a stuffed mouth.
"Tony, I really don't think your plan vorked." Pietro said.
"Yeah," Sam said, "he looks happier about meeting his idols than embarrassed about having a collar on."
"Whatever, I'd like to see you guys come up with a better plan."
"Maybe we will." The two Avengers said in unison.
DUN DUN DUN! ANY IDEAS FOR THE PRANKS? ANY STORY IDEAS? ANY SPOILER QUESTIONS? ANYTHING AT ALL? I HOPE YA'LL LIKED THIS AND PLEASE KEEP READING IF YOU WANT! :D
I'LL BE BACK…