Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion". After Canada Man so unfortunately frozen the prisoner the gang didn't quite know what to do about the situation so they decided to rest and figure it out in the morning. Little did they know that Nathan and Mimsy weren't far behind…

Chapter 25: Another Way

Red's P.O.V.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PRISONER?!"

I screamed

"Well I dunno maybe he unthawed in the middle of the night and bailed on us"

Stan said

"But-but I offered to get him out of prison!"

"Well he sure got out now Cartman"

Kyle stated

"He left us…I can't believe he actually left us…everything we've been through to get to this point and he just left us"

I said with my face in my palms

"He didn't run away guy"

I heard an all too familiar voice

"C-Canada Man?"

"That's right little red haired girl. I, Canada Man have returned!"

"But weren't you being raped?"

Cartman asked

"It's rape if you like it? I-I mean what you weren't expecting me to comeback? It's not like those guys were just gonna do that to me and I was defeated and be out of your guy's way it's not a fairy tale. I mean yeah I might not be able to sit down for awhile but it was inevitable that I, Canada Man, HAVE RE-"

"Turned yes, yes I know"

Cartman said, cutting him off

"So what you're not mad at us?"

I asked

"Oh no, Canada Man is FURIOUS!...But my Canadian behind hurts, I-I can't fight like that"

"Oh…that's good I-I think…"

I said trailing off

"So how do you know what happened to that prison guy?"

Scott asked

"Oh yes, prisoner 404 didn't run off he was stolen"

"Stolen?"

I asked

"Yes, he was stolen"

"By who?"

"Some buffed kid with derpy eyes and a kid in a wheel chair and who was in a body cast"

"NATHAN AND MIMSY!"

I screamed out in realization

"Why did they take the prisoner?"

"TO SLOW US DOWN CARTMAN!"

"But why would they want to slow us down Red?"

"BECAUSE!-Er…um...i dunno…maybe to have Karen to himself?"

I said completely unsure…why did he want Karen?

"Why you think he likes her?"

"That wouldn't make sense Kyle, he just moved here…plus I don't think he's ever seen Karen before anyway"

"What if it has to do with Kenny?"

Stan asked

"But what could he possibly want with Kenny?"

"Sounds like a crime! Which means it's time for…CANADA MAN! FRIEND, GUY AND BUDDY TO ALL!"

"What can you possibly do?"

Cartman asked

"Remove your dire problem up in Winnipeg that's what!"

"Really? You would help us with that Canada Man?"

"Sure…you guys are just trying to help your friend is all. I'll be glad to help you out! Anyways get to Winnipeg I'll meet you new friends there. Remember…Friend me on Facebook, follow me on Instagram and find me on Twitter BYE!"

Canada Man said before flying through the ceiling…why do superheroes do that?

"Wow that Canada Man is a cool guy"

Kyle stated

"Mah shut up mah"

"Yeah that's something Butters would say"

Cartman explained

"Come on let's head back to Winnipeg!"

I said, excited. Finally we're making progress!"

In North Canada

Karen's P.O.V.

The doors to the bedroom opened and I gasped

"W-what do you two want?"

"Dur hi Karen! We just need some hair dryers is all to unfree-"

"Unfreeze! Yeah we were playing game of Simon Says and Simon says SHUT UP MIMSY!"

"Well…w-what do you need hair dryers for?"

I asked. I was scared…they've done terrible things to me here. They beat me!...in board games! I still fell the beating from last night's game of Sorry. They weren't sorry at all…

"Well for our hair obviously"

The kid in the body cast and who was in a wheelchair said

"There are some in the closet"

I told them

"Alright Mimsy go get them"

"But you didn't say Simon says go get them boss"

"SIMON SAYS GO GET THEM MIMSY!"

"Doyee okay boss"

Mimsy walked over to the closet, opened the door and went inside. When he came out he stood in front of the doorway with four hair dryers…but he didn't move

"What are you waiting for Mimsy? Come back!"

"But Simon didn't say comeback boss"

"Mimsy when I get out of this body cast I'm going hit you for all the times I couldn't hit you because I'm in this cast"

"Did Simon tell you to do that boss?"

"SIMON SAYS SHUT UP MIMSY! SHUT, UP AND SIMON SAYS TO COMEBACK AND PUSH ME OUT THE ROOM!"

"Okay boss!"

Mimsy said with a surprising amount of optimism. He did as Nathan or Simon or whatever his name instructed but Mimsy dropped the hair dryers before leaving and shutting the door. They started talking but their speech was muffled

"Mimsy where are the hair dryers?"

"Simon told me to come back, push you out and to shut up…oh man I lost didn't I boss?"

"Yes you lost Mimsy, now Simon says go get the hair dryers and come back out"

"But I lost boss, simon doesn't tell me what to do anymore"

"JUST GO GET THE HAIR DRYERS!"

He came back in and picked up the hair dryers

"Bye Karen!"

"Uh bye Mimsy"

And he left the room…I wonder how Kenny is doing…I was mean to him, wasn't I? I-I was just upset he was keeping secrets from me…we tell each other everything and I mean he had a good reason not to tell me but…I just hope wherever he is…he's okay

Meanwhile in Munchkin land

Kenny's P.O.V.

~We sing to you, the lollipop gill~

~The lollipop gill~

~The lollipop gill~

~We sing to you, the lollipop gillllllll~

~We welcome you to Munchkin landddd~

"I'm not staying here for long can I just go?"

I asked this witch lady I met

"Nope it's mandatory to listen to our welcoming songs upon entering Munchkin land"

"Well is it almost over? I'm in a rush"

"Oh you still have to get through the second verse"

I growled

Author's note: Okay chapter 25! If you are looking for me to explain why I didn't upload…I don't have any excuse aside from laziness, I know, I know…you may start the throwing of the eggs and booing me, apologies people I apologize. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and stay tuned for 26!