Joker Potter, Scenes from the future

by Anhkmorpork

I like my Joker Potter character, and have some ideas for the future. Some may not happen. If I think of another way to write the same scene I may choose the new one for the story. If I have alternatives in advance, let me know which is best. Mention the Title as they may move around, so the same scenes are together.

4. That's Life

Just a quick scene inspired by (stolen from) Porridge.

Having made it onto the quiddich team Harry was heading to the pitch acompanied by the rest of the Gryffindoor team. Fred and George were each carrying a bludger, Oliver had the quaffle, and Harry had the snitch. Half way across the grounds, they were stopped by Professor Snape.

"What have you got there?" He demanded.

"Balls, sir." Harry replied.

"I can see that. Why the different sizes, and why don't the girls have any?" He asked.

"That's life, sir." Answered Harry.