Chapter 2! please review! This story will probly update slowly, but the chapters will be longer or there will be more put up in one day dependng on how long it takes me to update....
Chapter 2
Emmett and the Therapist
(Emmett POV)
I didn't like this therapist that Rose is making me go to. He's always asking about my feelings. If I really told him how I felt about his crap, the man would probably burst into tears.
"Come now Emmett, the man isn't that bad is he?" Edward asked.
"Edward, he makes me talk to a sock puppet…A FREGGIN' SOCK PUPPET FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
"Emmett you need to calm down, at least he hasn't had you do the random ink spot test."
"Wrong, that was on e of the first tings I had to do when I went for the first time."
"…Okay…so how long have you been going to see this man, and what is his name?"
"About five weeks, and he is Dr. Splavick."
"So you've gone for about five weeks and he just now got to the talking to the puppet thing?"
"Yeah, surprised me too. But next session we are supposed to do that one test thing where he says a word and I just say the first thing that pops into my head…"
Edward just chuckled and said, "Emmett by any chance are you going to a children's therapist?"
"I don't know!"
"Well in the waiting room is there a bunch of little kid toys?"
"Well now that I think about it, yes there is a lot of little kid toys…"
"Emmett, I think that you need some serious help if Rose has you signed up for sessions with a children's therapist…"
Emmett just looked at him and then ran off to find Rosalie to ask her about why she one; signed him up for therapy in the first place and two; why he was seeing a therapist for five year olds…