OKay, just to let you know, Emmett doesn't get to Wal-Mart for a while...
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or else Emmett would be the main character and Bella and Edward would be dead......
Chapter 3
Emmett goes to Wal-Mart Part 1
(Emmett POV)
"I'm bored!" I exclaimed while sitting there doing nothing.
"Then go do something." Jasper said wile reading his stupid war book for the millionth time.
"What am I supposed to do?"
"How about…" Jasper said, as he seemed to be thinking hard on how to get Emmett out of the house so he could read in peace. "Go and get kicked out of the Wal-Mart."
"Hmmmm, that does sound fun…"
So off I went to go scare the poor humans un-lucky enough to be at Wal-Mart today. I got into my jeep and realized I didn't really know where Wal-Mart was. So I ran back into the house to find Edward. "Hey Edward, where is the nearest Wal-Mart?" I asked in awesome super speed vampire talking when I found him.
"Why do you want to know?"
"Because I need something to do, and because we never go to Wal-Mart, I thought I should go and try to get kicked out. And I came to ask you because Alice would NEVER step in one, I think I annoyed Jasper to much so I won't even try, and if I asked Rosalie she would just take me back to that creepy guy with the sock puppet…"
Edward let out a sigh, "Fine, it's by the library."
"Where's that?"
So Edward gave me the directions and I was off yet again!