Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion". Canada Man promised he would help the gang with their dire problem, see what I did there? In the meantime Nathan and Mimsy have to unthaw prisoner 404 while we saw how Karen was doing…that's it.
Chapter 26: The Chat
Nathan's P.O.V.
"Ok Lucas…we have the prisoner unthawed…now what?"
"Is he in the chair?"
"Yes, Mimsy strapped him in"
"Durrrr strappy chair boss"
"Shut up Mimsy"
"Very good…now like I said before tell him my demands ok?"
"Sure…push me in the room Mimsy, not in the broom, the room Mimsy got it"
"Doyee alrighty boss"
He pushed, but into the wrong room
"MIMSY!"
"I did it boss! Am I smart now?"
Interrogation Time!
Mimsy after several attempts even pushing me into the wall…3 times he finally pushed me into the right room.
"So you're the prisoner that's trying to help out those kids from South Park correct?"
"Who the hell are you two?"
"I'm glad you asked…I am Nathan..."
"So uh…who's your friend?"
"And I'm Mimsy! See boss? I said my name for you"
"Shut up Mimsy"
The prisoner chuckled
"What's so funny?"
I asked
"Nothing…just seeing how dysfunctional you two are amuses me"
"Dysfunctional?"
"It means we don't work well together"
"Shut up Mimsy! I know that"
I turned my attention towards the prisoner
"If it wasn't for how incompetent Mimsy was you wouldn't be laughing would you?"
"It's also funny seeing a kid in a body cast attempt to intimidate me"
"For your information!-Mimsy push me back and forth like I would be pacing"
"Durr you got it dude"
He pushed me towards the prisoner and back to him…not what I meant
*sigh* "I'm not the one you should be scared of here"
"Oh really…and just who should I be scared of exactly?"
As I opened my mouth to talk…
"Doyee the boss boss"
"The boss boss?"
The prisoner asked
"Yes my bo-*clears throats* Lucas…he wanted us to bring you here"
"And why is that exactly?"
"You were helping those snot nosed kids get here"
"They promised me a moofin, how could I turn that down?"
Slightly confused I decided to make him a better deal
"Well how about we offer you something better?"
"What?"
"You see that on your ankle? That's a shock collar"
"If it's a collar why isn't on my neck?"
"Mimsy put it on"
"Mimsy do good! Mimsy do good!"
"Shut up Mimsy, we need you to find this kid and bring him here, show him the picture Mimsy"
Mimsy held up a picture of Kenny
"He should be easy for you to find as he should be in Canada by now, it's unlikely for him to abandon Karen. Bring him here and we will take collar off your ankle"
"And if I just decide to leave Canada?"
He asked
"ZAP! 700 volts of electricity"
He gulped
"Intimidated now?"
"I'll admit, a little…fine I'll go fetch your kid for ya"
"It was a pleasure doing business with ya"
"You're a the second kid that said that to me"
"Really? Whatever let's go Mimsy"
"Okey boss"
Mimsy left the room…without me"
One shut up Mimsy later
"So what did he say?"
"He will do it"
"Terrific and the best part is I don't have to worry about those darn kids"
We heard a knock on the window and Lucas opened it
"What Canada Devil…"
Lucas said
"I'd like to inform you that you should be worried about those darn kids, Canada Man destroyed the dire wolves for them with his ultimate attack"
"No…NO! I DON'T WANT THEM HERE! STALL THEM!"
"What am I supposed to do guy?"
"I dunno call the Canadian P.E.T.A. or something!"
"Are you paying me again friend?"
"Sure whatever just STOP THEM!"
"Alright guy jeez I'm on it"
The Canadian devil flew away
"Hey boss boss what are we gonna do now?"
"Polish my shoes, do the laundry, wash the dishes, walk the dog, order pizza, make sure it's anchovies, feed the fish, iron my clothes, pay the electric bill, clean the gutter, buy toilet paper, mow the lawn, clean the toilet, vacuum the floor, vacuum the ceiling, replace the light bulb, shine the windows, buy nutsacks for my donuts, go do the lottery and scrub the bathroom floor it's filthy in there"
"..."
Mimsy lightly pushed me away
"This is bullcrap Mimsy"
"I know, how are we gonna vacuum the ceiling?"
"Not that Mimsy, we are being treated like slaves"
"I'm used to it, you always treat me like one anyways"
*sigh* "Shut up Mimsy…"
Author's note: Hiya everybody I finally posted chapter 26 for y'all. I've doing a lot of storyboarding for next story so this is why I haven't been on in a while. I'm gonna attempt to post tomorrow to make up for the past 2 weeks I haven't posted as long as I don't have any homework but if I don't tomorrow it will definitely be sometime this week. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and watch out for 27!