Narration: Previously on "The Mystery…y'know there's really not much summarize. Nathan and Mimsy just persuaded the prisonah…that's uh it….yeah….yup….indeed….so…..um…on with the chapter?

Chapter 27: The Kool Kidnapping of Kenny

The Prisoner's P.O.V.

I asked people around Winnipeg if they seen parka boy

"Hey random Canadian civilian"

"Yes that is me"

"Have you seen some kid in an orange parka around here?"

"No I'm afraid not?"

"Damn it…you can like go somewhere now no one really cares about you"

I look for more Canadians

"Hey you"

"Me? Hey guy"

"Yeah, yeah whatever you seen anyway kid in an orange parka?"

"No I'm afraid not"

"Agh you're useless"

"…yes…I am useless, you see it all started when I was-"

"Nobody cares shut up, HEY YOU OVER THERE! YEAH YOU! COME HERE REAL QUICK!"

"What do you want buddy?"

"You, see, kid, orange parka, yes? No?"

"No"

"Ugh then what are you still doing here you're not important SCRAM!"

I asked another Canadian, and another and another and another and you get the picture, the point is I can't find no one that saw this damn kid

"Ugh this is pointless! He could be anywhere in Canada and they want me look around and find him, idiots…"

I decide to ask one more person before I grab the chainsaw to saw the collar off

"Yo, guy"

"Well that was rude, don't call me guy if I'm not your guy it's Canadian custom friend"

"Hey wait if I'm not allowed to call you guy don't call me friend"

"Hmph! Well alright then budday!"

"Don't call me buddy, guy"

"Don't call me guy friend"

"Don't call me-wait I see where this is going. Look I'm not in the mood for the whole "Guy, buddy, friend argument. I need some help"

"Oh my sincerest Canadian apologizes, what do you need budday?"

"Ugh….well have you seen a kid in an orange parka"

"Hrmmmmmm nope sorry budday"

"Ugh well what good are you then?"

I began to walk away

"Oh but wait budday I need to ask you something"

"No you don't go away"

"Yes I do, have you seen a kid in a dress over her orange parka?"

I stopped

"What?"

"Yeah I chased after her because I saw her slipper came off on the stair case in that Canadian Red Robin over there, it would be cool if it was glass slipper wouldn't it budday"

She? If it's a girl then it can't be the parka boy

"Uh a dress over her parka?"

"Yeah she had beautiful blonde hair but it was over her parka sorta of like a wig"

"Where did she run off too?!"

"Dunno I saw her leave the restaurant after I finished my-"

"Let me guess Canadian Hamburger"

"Well actually Canadian Chicken Fingers, I was gonna get that next time"

"Whatever thanks I suppose"

"Do you want me to give you my number in case she comes back?"

"Hey…yeah actually"

He wrote his number on a slip of paper and gave it to me. He's been the most useful person to me so far

"Uh what's your name?

I asked

"Guy"

I held back that quick flash of frustration

"Thanks…Guy"

I said through gritted teeth before walking away to search for Kenny

Next scene

I've been looking for either 2 hours or 2 days I dunno anymore I mean the sun went out so had to at least be 2 days or maybe it's been 2 week but the forest is really dark, I'm extremely hungry, west is up and turquoise is green yep I'm not crazy YOU'RE CRAZY!...my phone rang

"Hey budday whass-"

"MICHEAL BAY IS ILLUMINATI, THERE IS NO ONE NAMED GEORGE MCCLAIN AND ARE TOMATOES VEGETABLES? OR FRUITS? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW! AHAHAHAHA!"

"Um rrrrright…anyways the parka girl came back…she said her name was princess Kenny from the land of Zaron…man Americans are weird"

"IMMA ON MY WAY BACK I JUST HAVE TO ESCAPE THIS CLOSET FULL OF PIDGEONS I'M TRAPPED IN!"

"Uhhhh closet full of pigeons?"

"YES….don't you know? Pigeons talk to me…..I HEAR THEM! *gasp* no..NO GO AWAY!"

"W-what's happing budday?"

"The pigeon king is here YOU HAVE TO SHUT UP!...No, no, no, no, NO I'M NOT BIRD FEED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

One extremely short mental recuperation later

I arrived back at the Canadian Red Robin…that uh whole mental breakdown I just had that never happened….never happened

"Hey budday"

"Yeah hey and stuff where's the parka boy"

"In the bathroom"

"Oh that's good…do you have an aspirin? My head is killing me…"

The parka boy came out the bathroom

"Do you happen to know a Karen McC-"

He knocked me down before threatening to fire an arrow at me

"Normally I would have no problem beating the shit out of a kid but I'm exhausted so just follow me and I'll show you where she is"

I got up and The Princess Kenny looked at Guy before hesitantly following me

North Canada….

Me and the Princess entered the castle where we saw Lucas

"So Kenny you've finally arrived…."

Author's note: Okay so obviously we are arriving at the end of the story. Thanks for the reviews guys really, they make my day…other than that I don't really have much to say. Thanks for readin and I'll see y'all in chapter 27.